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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3606 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?