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Mom vs GF: Aging Battle Royale

age well, aging, bandana top, battle, Boyfriend, cussed, dress for age, emotionally immature, family, Girlfriend, insulting, Jealousy, mental state, mom, old hooker, oxygen, pill addict, Royale.., sexy outfits, standing up, Support, surgery

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Zombie Dances:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy family dynamics and fashion police showdowns.

Looking for a server where you can stand up for your virtual girlfriend against your mom’s questionable fashion choices? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice your comebacks and defend your pixelated loved ones.

Experience the thrill of telling off your mom’s boyfriend, even if he’s on oxygen and recovering from surgery. Show them who’s boss in the virtual world, where consequences are non-existent and drama is always on the menu.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family feuds and fashion faux pas reign supreme. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP

86452947, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, smp, Steves

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	6459
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8873	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChunkyLoveCraft

abs, Appearance, beer belly, body image, ChunkyLoveCraft, Communication, dream job, dreams, freelance modeling, Girlfriend, Gut, Hosting, income, MODEL, new york, part time job, relationship, self-care, Shallow, stand off, weight gain

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mines Excavated:	1960
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Astral Projections Made:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all body types and dreams! Are you tired of being judged for gaining a few virtual pounds? Look no further, join us and let your blocky belly hang free!

Imagine a world where your model body is appreciated, even if it’s just made out of pixels. Our server is a safe space for all shapes and sizes, where you can be a model one day and a potato the next – no judgment here!

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re giving up on your dreams by enjoying a good ol’ blocky burger or two. We support your right to have a gut and still be fabulous!

Join us and let your virtual body positivity shine through. Who needs abs when you have a diamond sword in hand? Let’s build a world where everyone is beautiful, inside and out – one block at a time!

ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

Communication, community support, emergency preparedness, escape plan, first aid, food storage, Long-term Survival, medical supplies, mental resilience, Minecraft, Physical fitness, post apocalyptic world, self defense, shelter building, smp, strategic planning, Survival, survival skills, teamwork, weapons training, zombie apocalypse, zombie outbreak, ZombieApocSurvivor

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1149
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Crops Grown:	1225
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Villages Defended:	6	Magic Items Found:	6607

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is not just your average survival world, it’s a place where you can test your zombie apocalypse survival skills in a virtual setting.

Imagine this: you log in to the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by hordes of zombies. Your mission? Survive, build shelters, and gather resources to fight off the undead. But be careful, because there are also other players trying to take you down and steal your loot.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can team up with other players to take on massive boss battles, like fighting a giant zombie chicken or a mutant creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse!

ForgetCraft: Unlearned

erase, Experience, forget, ForgetCraft, knowledge, let go, Memory, mistake, Move on, past, regret, Release, unburden, unclutter, uncondition, undo, unfix, Unlearn, Unlearned, unremember, untrain, wish

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Do you ever wish you could unlearn the fact that creepers explode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that erases all knowledge of creepers from your brain! Join us and live a creeper-free life filled with rainbows and unicorns (literally, we have a rainbow unicorn mod)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS! Build yourself a diamond castle with the riches you’ll acquire from these majestic chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will serenade you with their howls as you collect your loot.

So come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (especially the part about the diamond eggs)!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Ahmadinejad, counterintelligence, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Infiltration, intelligence agencies, international relations, Iranian intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mossad, national security, political tensions, secret missions, SECURITY, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Star Shards Collected:	162
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Magic Items Found:	3607
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Mossad infiltrated Iranian intelligence unit spying on Israel LMAO. Ahmadinejad himself said it, so u know it’s legit. come join the chaos and see what kind of crazy shenanigans these spies get up to in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

MossadCraft: Iranian Edition

counter-Israel unit, covert missions, Edition, Espionage, espionage revelations, foreign interference, government conspiracy, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, intelligence services, international espionage, iran, Iranian, Iranian president, Iranian-Israeli relations, Israeli Intelligence Ministry, Middle East politics, Mossad agent, MossadCraft, political scandal, secret agents, security threats, undercover operations

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	187	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have former Iranian presidents spillin’ the tea on spies and stuff! like, did you know the highest person in charge of the counter-Israel unit was actually an Israeli Mossad agent? like whaaat?! come join us and uncover all the secret spy drama while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me! #spyonspyonminecraft

Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

Asshole, Doll, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	60182

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

Admiration, Attention, contemplation, Examination, Focus, Gaze, HIM.., inspection, look, look at him, Minecraft, Observation, scrutiny, smp, STARING, study

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, cameras, Communication, Conversation, CousinCamShutdown, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family, home, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, privacy, Respect, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tech, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

NoRegretMC

Adulthood, aita, consideration, family, grown up, Guilt, James, jamie, legal name change, luke, name regret, Nickname, NoRegretMC, parents, regret, regretful, serious, Siblings, Sunny, youngest

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness