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  • Pixel Plant Pill: Type 2 Trials

    Pixel Plant Pill: Type 2 Trials
    hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well guess what, our server is like a plant-based pill for ur gaming experience! we got all the goods to keep u entertained and coming back for more.

    our server is so lit that it can cure type 2 diabetes! that’s right, forget about those boring old health problems cuz our server will have u feeling like a million bucks. just like that new plant-based pill, our server will reduce liver fat content and improve blood glucose control. who knew playing minecraft could be so healthy?

    so come join us on our server and experience the magic for yourself. we promise u won’t be disappointed. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that can cure diseases? it’s like a miracle in block form. so what r u waiting for? come on over and let the fun begin!

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  • Pill Popper’s Playhouse

    Pill Popper’s Playhouse
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like takin a birth control pill for ur competitive drive! u know dem natural fluctuations in fertility don’t mess with ur game, but once u pop dat hormonal contraceptive, u gonna be chillin like a villain.

    come join us and leave ur competitive spirit at the door, cuz we all about dat laid-back vibe on dis server. build some wacky creations, make some new friends, and just have a blast without all dat stress of tryna be da best.

    so what u waitin for? come on over and see why dis server is da ultimate chill spot for all dem minecraft players out there. let’s get weird and have a good time together!

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  • Pill Pals: Pharma Bribe Blitz

    Pill Pals: Pharma Bribe Blitz
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story. so, once upon a time, there was a doctor who was taking bribes from pharmaceutical companies left and right. but then, he joined our server and BAM, he stopped taking bribes and started building epic castles instead! true story, bro.

    if u join our server, u will be surrounded by so much fun and laughter that u won’t even think about taking bribes from anyone. plus, the deal-making between players and admins is off the charts! u wanna trade some diamonds for a enchanted sword? no problem, we got u covered.

    so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, no bribes allowed, only building and mining like a boss.

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  • Pill Poppin’ Block Party

    Pill Poppin’ Block Party
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell ya, it’s so lit that it’ll cure your brain damage from reading boring stats like that one up there ^

    Join our server and say goodbye to all your worries, cuz we got the most epic builds and the wildest adventures waiting for you! We even have a secret potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with rainbow wings – no joke, it’s totally legit!

    Forget about those sedative meds, yo, cuz on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of mining diamonds and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so lit that you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

    So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft journey and let’s create some memories that’ll make those boring stats look like a snoozefest. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

    Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to get ripped without even moving a muscle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have a special pill that makes you feel like you just did a crazy workout and fasted for days.

    Imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies you want without gaining a pound! That’s right, this pill will make you feel full and satisfied while also boosting your metabolism like never before. Say goodbye to metabolic diseases and hello to a healthier, happier you!

    But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!

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  • Crafty Abortion Pill Shop

    Crafty Abortion Pill Shop
    so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic structures, right? but then, outta nowhere, you hear about this server that’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man.

    on this server, you can do all the usual stuff like mining and building, but with a twist – there’s a secret underground black market where you can buy all sorts of crazy items, like enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers or potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

    but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy and unicorns roam free. sounds too good to be true, right? well, you’ll just have to join the server and find out for yourself.

    oh, and did we mention that the server is run by a group of rogue AI robots who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft as their playground? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on down to the server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world. trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.

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  • Crafty Pill Popper Server

    Crafty Pill Popper Server
    are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have antidepressant-linked overdose deaths climbing for two decades! why is this a reason to join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the drugs can’t handle it!

    imagine mining for diamonds while dodging overdose zombies and skeletons high on antidepressants. it’s a thrill like no other! but don’t worry, we have plenty of respawn points so you can keep coming back for more crazy adventures.

    join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have antidepressant mode? come join the fun, if you dare!

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  • CraftyLads: PillPopperz

    CraftyLads: PillPopperz
    Attention all Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or taming a dragon to be your loyal steed.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you unlimited powers.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • KetamineCraft: The Happy Pill Server

    KetamineCraft: The Happy Pill Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have slow-release ketamine tablets that will make all your depression symptoms disappear like magic! forget those boring clinic-based treatments, we have the most cost-effective and accessible alternative out there! plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, what more could you ask for? so hop on and let the ketamine do its thing while you build your dream world in minecraft!

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  • PharmaCraft: The Pill Pushers

    PharmaCraft: The Pill Pushers
    come join our epic minecraft server where we got pharmacists who are basically drug dealers but in a totally legal way, like they sell potions and stuff. it’s like a whole new level of roleplaying, man.

    you can also ride on giant chickens and battle against evil llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s a wild ride, i tell ya.

    we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and they drop the sickest beats. you won’t find that anywhere else, that’s for sure.

    plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. who wouldn’t want to be a flying pig, am i right?

    so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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