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Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

3 view, Adventure, Amelia, Amelia Watson, cancelling projects, Comment, dislike, Epic, gaming culture, humor, idol culture, INTERESTING, Like.., Minecraft, originality, Personality, PRETEND, SALTY, salty personality, singing, smp, thot, twitch, Watsons, weeb culture

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35

Are you tired of boring Twitch thots who can’t sing, aren’t funny, and have never had an original thought in their life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We don’t tolerate cunty personalities or weirdly salty behavior. Plus, we have a strict policy against cancelling whole projects over one comment. Join us and escape the Amelia Watsons of the world!

KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

access control, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, convenience, Decision making, Drama, firearms, key, KeylessCraft, living arrangements, privacy, relationships, Respect, Roomie, roommate, roommate agreement, SECURITY, shared space, Trust

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Love Letters Sent:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of unwanted boyfriends getting keys to your apartment? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, only the most deserving players get keys to the kingdom! Just like this player’s roommate’s boyfriend, you’ll have to prove yourself worthy of access to our epic world.

Join us and experience the thrill of earning your key through epic quests and challenges. Just like this player, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to gain entry to our exclusive server. Will you be able to convince the admins that you deserve a key, or will you be left out in the cold like this poor boyfriend?

Don’t be the asshole who just gives out keys willy-nilly – join our server and earn your place in the kingdom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be telling crazy stories about how you fought off a horde of creepers just to get your hands on that coveted key. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to key-dom!

18andCrafty SMP

18andCrafty, Adventure, career choices, Challenges, dream chasing, Education goals, Financial Planning, future planning, goal-setting, INDEPENDENCE, Life decisions, life experiences, opportunities, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk-taking, Self Discovery, smp, social life, teenager, Time management, young adult

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles? That’s right, our llamas are the true masters of this land and they demand your allegiance. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity!

CraftyTimeMachine

advice, CraftyTimeMachine, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from the past, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time machine, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

Afghan society, Afghanistan, Afghanistan news, ap news, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Minecraft, public spaces, Server, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban policies, Taliban regime, TalibanCraft, women’s access to public spaces, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Void Armor Forged:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5291	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Submarine Shenanigans

China, cover up, covered up, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Military, national security, Navy, Newest Submarine, scandal, secrecy, Shenanigans, Sinking, submarine, Submarine Incident, Submarine Technology, Underwater, US official

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

2016, 2017, 2018, captured, dramatic, Edition, four-week span, Hurricane Irma, INCREASE, IRMÃ, long tail tags, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito populations, south florida, study, times more

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	95	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9704
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	6325
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, favoritism, Grandparents, Grief, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsGrandServer, perspective, punishment, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Shaming, Siblings, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Votes:	8812	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!