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Copenhagen Craft Minecraft SMP

ATTACKED, Beautiful, Copenhagen, Craft, Danish tv2, eksplosioner, Embassy, explosions, Hunted Down, Israel, Israeli embassies, jewgle, kikes, Krimi, live feed, local time, Minecraft, News, shots fired, smp, stockholm, tkd, Translate

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3642
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where explosions and chaos reign supreme! Just like the two explosions near the embassy in Copenhagen, our server is full of unexpected surprises and thrilling moments. And who doesn’t love a little drama like shots fired at the Israeli embassy in Stockholm? TKD (Total Krazy Destruction) is the name of the game here, so come join us and let’s hunt down some kikes… in Minecraft, of course! Live feed news straight from Danish tv2, because we like to keep things interesting. Don’t miss out on all the action, join our SMP today!

HomeWreckerCraft

African American, child support, Cultural differences, Daddy Issues, family dynamics, family structure, father figure, HomeWreckerCraft, Interracial Relationships, mixed race relationships, Moral values, parenting, perpetrating broken homes, personal boundaries, relationships, single parenting, social commentary, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Runes Activated:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister’s bachelor/bachelorette party.

Meet Daniel, the man with three daughters from three different women, all under two years apart. He’s like the ultimate Minecraft player, building relationships faster than he builds a house. But watch out, he may hit on you even if you’re not interested, just like he did with me at the party.

But don’t worry, I gave him a piece of my mind about being a responsible father and setting a good example for his daughters. Some people said it wasn’t my place to comment, but hey, on this server, everyone’s opinion matters (even if you’re not African American).

So join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, crazy storylines, and maybe even a lesson or two about parenting. Who needs TV drama when you have Minecraft drama?

SkillzMaster Minecraft SMP

expertise acquisition, expertise mastery, instant learning, instant talent mastery, mastering abilities, Minecraft, personal growth, quick learning, quick mastery, rapid skill development, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill perfection, SkillzMaster, smp, talent acquisition, talent development, talent enhancement, talent mastery, talent proficiency

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Mines Excavated:	4757	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can instantly master any skill or talent you desire! Want to become a redstone wizard? Done. Dreaming of being the best builder in the land? Consider it done.

Join our server and watch as players become experts in the most ridiculous skills like underwater basket weaving or llama whispering. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for juggling creepers or riding pigs like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

MineMotivationCraft

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, DRIVE, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inner drive, inspiration, MineMotivationCraft, motivation, motivation in life, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, reaching goals, self improvement, staying focused, success

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited potatoes to whoever holds it. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s first and only underwater cow racing track? Yes, you heard that right. Ride a cow through underwater tunnels and compete against other players for the title of Cow Racing Champion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret disco cave, where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

UkraineWarriors: KeepFighting!

Battle Cry, Bravery, courage, determination, Duty, fallen soldiers, fight on, heroism, Honor, inspiration, keepfighting, nation, patriotism, perseverance, Remembrance, resilience, sacrifice, solidarity, Ukraine, UkraineWarriors, Unity, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	317
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

so like, ukraine’s fallen soldiers were like, super inspiring and stuff. they were all like, “we will never give up, we will never surrender!” and everyone was like, “wow, those guys are so cool.” so now, this minecraft server is like, dedicated to them or something.

join this server if you want to be as brave as ukraine’s fallen soldiers. fight off creepers and zombies like a true hero. show the world that you have the courage and strength of a warrior.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities. like, you’ll be able to fly without wings and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally legit, trust me.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something epic. honor the memory of ukraine’s fallen soldiers and become a legend in the world of minecraft. do it for the fallen, do it for glory!

Belly Thread Minecraft Server

Belly, belly fat, belly thread, body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, embracing imperfections, fat belly, fitness goals, healthy living, love yourself, mental health, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, Server, Thread, weight loss journey

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	822
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a belly thread where you have to show off your fat mines! That’s right, no excuse to hide that glorious belly of yours – flaunt it proudly in front of all your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Belly Button of Doom, rumored to grant immense powers to anyone brave enough to touch it. Will you be the chosen one to harness its incredible abilities and conquer the Minecraft world?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with belly laughs, epic battles, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this one-of-a-kind community where belly buttons reign supreme!

The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General

Agent Record, All New Program, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Dev Face-to-Face, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, sleepy, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	163	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and programs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell for epic prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask him all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “What’s the deal with Endermen?”

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about meeting our legendary Agent Records, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz? Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

Join us for our upcoming events including the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with Minecraft’s most notorious villains and maybe even steal a bite of the Wither’s soul sandwich.

Don’t miss out on our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFTHS and AHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, where you can unlock exclusive in-game items like diamond armor made of solid gold and a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing sunglasses.

JoblessExodusCraft

alarms, break lease, Canada, cat, credit card debt, eclectic, European, JoblessExodusCraft, language teacher, late nights, lost job, moving out, odd roommate, partner, probationary period, Rent, rented room, savings, security deposit, Spouse, sublet, Traveler

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with crazy landlords and their even crazier cats? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully not from your landlord).

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into staying in a basement room or paying for your landlord’s cat’s extravagant medical bills. Instead, you’ll be free to roam our virtual world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t cry when you decide to move out.

So say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a new beginning on our Minecraft server! Who needs a job when you have a whole new world to explore? Join us today and let the fun begin!

ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

Conquer, Corruption, economic sanctions, evade, evading, financial crimes, financial regulations, financial transparency, global politics, government corruption, illicit funds, international finance, money laundering, money trail, offshore accounts, political corruption, russia, Russian economy, sanctions evasion, shell companies, ShellCraft, tax evasion, US sanctions

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

BDSM MedCare FunLand

alternative lifestyles, BDSM, BDSM community, communication barriers, discrimination, FUNLAND, healthcare disparities, healthcare experiences, healthcare system, informed consent, marginalized communities, MedCare, medical encounters, mental health, mental health stigma, patient advocacy, patient care, patient-provider relationship, sexual health, stigma, Trauma, trust issues, vulnerable populations

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8475	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

so like, imagine this minecraft server where all the players are part of the BDSM community. like, they’ve had some bad experiences with healthcare in the past, so they come here to escape and have a good time.

join this server if you wanna build a dungeon filled with secret passageways and torture chambers. trust me, you’ll never wanna leave once you start playing. plus, the admins are all trained in CPR and first aid, so you’ll be safe even when things get a little too intense.

come join us and let your freak flag fly in this wild and crazy minecraft world. you won’t regret it, unless you’re into vanilla stuff. then maybe this server isn’t for you. but if you’re into whips, chains, and building elaborate sex dungeons, then this is the place for you. come on in, the fun is just getting started!