Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles between factions since the great potato war of ’69. We got dragons flyin’ around like they own the place, and our admins are more powerful than a stack of enchanted golden apples.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the most feared player in all of Minecraft. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!
first off, we got a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. and guess what? at the end of the ride, u get a free diamond sword. like, whaaat?
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride around on? yeah, that’s right. u can fly around on a freakin’ dragon while shooting fireballs at ur enemies. it’s like, straight outta a fantasy novel, but like, in minecraft.
also, we have a giant maze made entirely out of gold blocks. if u can make it to the end of the maze, u get to keep all the gold u find. it’s like, a treasure hunt but on steroids.
so yeah, if u wanna have a blast and experience some seriously epic stuff, u gotta join dis server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a secret dance party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.
mc.brownplex.ru
| Location | Southern Sweden |
|---|---|
| RAM | 10 gigabytes |
| Primary Language | English |
| Website | Visit website |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server lag-free? | Yes, even with 10+ online players there is no noticeable lag. |
| Do I need to fill out an application to join? | No, just have a quick chat with the Admins to get whitelisted. |
| Can players from outside of Europe join? | Yes, everyone is welcome, but the server is optimized for European players. |
| Are there any specific rules against griefing? | Visit the website for rules on griefing and other behavior guidelines. |
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