oh and get dis, it’s been tested on mice and pigs and dey didn’t get none of dem nasty side effects like nausea or constipation! it’s like a miracle in a blocky world, i tell ya! so come join us and let’s get skinny together, one block at a time!
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Appetite Suppressing Piggy Server
hey u! ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like finding a magical potion dat makes u never hungry again! like seriously, dis server got some crazy molecule stuff dat makes u not wanna eat all da time, just like dat semaglutide thingy! and get dis, it even helps u lose weight! like who needs a gym when u got dis server, amirite? -
Piggy Transplant Fun Server
yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where pigs are genetically modified to give u kidneys? well, look no further cuz our server got u covered! imagine having a pig kidney in ur body, functioning like a champ and making u feel like a million bucks.join us and experience the thrill of having a pig kidney that has undergone 69 gene edits to reduce rejection by ur body. u’ll be cutting creatine levels like nobody’s business and feeling healthier than ever before.
so come on, join our server and let those gene-edited pig kidneys work their magic on u. who needs dialysis when u can have a pig kidney doing all the heavy lifting for u? it’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it!
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Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution
so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang -
Piggy Rat Transmission Fun
come join dis server where pigs be spreading rat hepatitis E to humans like it’s nobody’s business! we got a strain of rat HEV that can infect pigs and be passed around like a hot potato in a farm-like setting. it’s a wild ride of disease transmission and animal chaos, so grab your sword and get ready to battle some infected swine! who knew Minecraft could be so infectious and absurd? join us now for a pig-tastic adventure like no other! -
Piggy Remote Ops: Swiss Surgeons
so, liek, imagine if u cud operate on pigs from, liek, across the world with a video game controller? well, dis server is liek dat but with minecraft! u can join and perform surgeries on pigs in faraway lands, all from the comfort of ur own blocky world. join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and virtual surgeries that will blow ur mind! who knew saving pigs could be so fun and wacky? come join us and be a part of dis crazy adventure today!

