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Server work in progress. Join the discord for updates and to get whitelisted! We are planning to add a survival mode, factions and others!
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Towny MMO style player based economy with the ability to rankup in game and we have a mod-pack like vibe. Join today!
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| Discord | Join Discord |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison server with the following features:
| Rank | Description |
|---|---|
| A | Default Prisoner |
| B | $25,000 |
| C | $80,000 |
| D | $250,000 |
| E | $800,000 |
| Parolee | $1,500,000 |
| Citizen | $2,000,000 |
| Guard | Enforce rules, safety of prisoners |
| SrGuard | Well seasoned Guard with privileges |
| Warden | Administrator Position |
| SrWarden | Senior Administrator Position |
Apply for the Guard position by joining the server and Discord.
For more information and updates, visit the Discord or connect to the Server.
Oh, and don’t forget about our shorts, music, and unarchived streams, it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness waiting to be discovered. And we even have merch, like, what?! Get your hands on some sick gear and represent the craziest Minecraft server in town.
And if you’re a total noob, don’t worry, we got you covered with our intro/starter newpebble guide. It’s like a map to the land of insanity, guiding you through the madness with ease.
But hey, watch out for those diggers, they’re like the trolls of the Minecraft world. Just hide, report, and rock on, bros. Don’t let them bring you down, stay strong and keep on crafting!
Join us on this journey of pure madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination. Let’s dive into the unknown and explore the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
Our server is so fun, even your golden retriever will want to join in on the action (and yes, they can sit on the couch)! With events and activities that will keep you entertained for hours, you’ll never have to worry about oiling your cabinets or cleaning behind your appliances ever again.
Forget about CPS threats and unsolicited advice about your housekeeping skills, join our server and let loose in a world where the only rules are to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Who needs in-laws when you have a virtual community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and say goodbye to family drama, at least until you log off!
Imagine a world where you can actually make plans with your friends without being guilt-tripped by your sister. Our server offers the freedom to enjoy your weekends without the constant demands of watching a hyperactive six-year-old.
Don’t let your sister and mom guilt-trip you into thinking you have no real responsibilities. On our server, the only responsibility you have is to have a good time and build epic creations.
Join now and say goodbye to the passive-aggressive comments and hello to a world where you can finally put yourself first. You deserve it!
So, like, the reason you gotta join is because there’s this secret underground society of chickens that run the whole server. Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens are like, the mafia of Minecraft. And if you wanna survive, you gotta pay them in diamonds or they’ll peck you to death. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not even the craziest part. There’s this legend that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I know, it sounds insane, but I swear it’s true. People have been searching for it for years, but no one has found it yet. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, chaotic, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Just remember, watch out for those chickens. They mean business.
