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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1930 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
