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NukeBlockerCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gift to humanity, global peace, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeBlockerCraft, peacekeeping efforts, Pierre Poilievre, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, world affairs

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

join our epic minecraft server where we prevent nuclear weapons from getting into the hands of evil players!!!! pierre poilievre himself said that joining our server is a GIFT to humanity!!! come build, mine, and fight off evil villains with us in this crazy world of blocky adventures!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so what more could you ask for??! join now and be a hero in the fight against nuclear weapons in minecraft land!!!

PierreCraft2022

Canadian democracy, Canadian elections, Canadian government, Canadian News, Canadian politics, government accountability, government instability, non-confidence vote, opposition leader, parliamentary procedure, Pierre Poilievre, PierreCraft2022, POLITICAL CRISIS, political decision making, political leadership, political maneuvering, political opposition, Political power, political strategy, political turmoil, trudeau government

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Star Shards Collected:	139	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Potions Brewed:	183
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Void Armor Forged:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Farms Harvested:	275	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	206
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!