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  • Piercings And Blocks Unite

    Piercings And Blocks Unite

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now or Perish in the Void: This is the Server You’ve Never Dreamed Of!

    Welcome, brave soul, to the land of paradox and pixelated madness! This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a shimmering abyss of existential dread and cuddly chaos. Here, reality waves a white flag and waits for you to question your very existence! Is it the greatest server ever? Or the worst nightmare you’ve ever willingly walked into? The answer is hidden in the cobwebs of your own mind, lost amongst the dandelions of despair!

    Feature Description
    Endless Lapis Rivers Swim in rivers of lapis lazuli! But beware: each stroke awakens the sleeping jaguars of math, and they want your soul!
    Anti-Gravity Creepers Creepers float aimlessly like dreams, but don’t dream too hard or they will explode reality!
    Time-Looping Villagers These villagers ask for trades and then erase your memory. Just give them your sandwich and they might not return it!
    Teleportation Wormholes Enter the wormhole and emerge as a block! But only if you remember to wear your hat backwards.
    Nightmare Slime Ranch Raise slimes that whisper your worst fears at night—it’s wholesome farming!

    FAQ – Beware, for the answers may shatter your sanity!

    Q: How do I join the server? A: The server only accepts players who have woven their own hair into the fabric of time. Good luck!

    Q: What’s the server IP? A: It’s hidden in the hollowed screams of the ancient oaks, but really, does IP even matter when you can just look into the void?

    Q: Are there any rules? A: Rules are just chains for the free spirit! But if you must know, avoid saying “chicken” in a mirror or face the custard of regret.

    Random Quotes to Haunt Your Dreams

    “She should do a collab with Towa and talk about their pierced belly buttons. that would be hot.”

    “When the sun falls, the chickens will gather in judgment. Be ready to dance!”

    “Remember to never encrypt the burritos; they will awaken!”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

    Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BFFBridesmaidDrama

    BFFBridesmaidDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to experience the ultimate betrayal and heartbreak – just like in this wild story! 🤯💔

    Imagine logging on to find out your best friend in-game has teamed up with your worst enemy to build a secret base… without you! 😱 But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around – from stolen diamonds to secret alliances, this server has it all! 💎🤫

    And if you’re worried about fitting in with the other players, don’t be! We welcome all players, whether you’re a “girly girl” or a rebel with blue hair, piercings, and tattoos. Embrace your uniqueness and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! 🌈🎮

    So come on, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, friendships, and maybe even a little bit of wedding drama – who knows what surprises await you in this crazy world! 🎢💍 #MinecraftMadness

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  • License2Craft Minecraft Server

    License2Craft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring roommates who don’t have any ambition? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the drama of real life roommates who don’t even want to get a driver’s license or have a career.

    On our server, we encourage all players to strive for greatness and reach their full potential. We even offer virtual EMT classes (without the need to remove your piercings) and opportunities for career growth. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you won’t have to worry about asking for handouts or spending all your virtual money on ubers.

    So come join us and leave your real-life roommate woes behind. Who needs a license when you can ride a virtual horse to your virtual job? Don’t be an NPC in real life, join our Minecraft server and level up your life!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds

    Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

    First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.

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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any tattooed nipples or excessive piercings! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, even the sexiest 18-year-olds with 16 piercings can’t resist joining. Plus, we have a strict “no nipple piercing” policy, so you can rest easy knowing your virtual world will remain pure and untouched. So come on, join us and leave the tattooed arms and pierced nipples behind – this is where the real fun begins!

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  • Mods4Bods Minecraft Server

    Mods4Bods Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level? Join our server and get ready for some outrageous body modifications! Want to have diamond blocks for arms? No problem! How about a creeper face for a head? We can make it happen!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll be granted the power to fly like an Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

    So, how much body modification are you willing to go through for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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  • HairDyeHavoc Minecraft Server

    HairDyeHavoc Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being told what to do with your own hair? Join our Minecraft server where you can dye your virtual hair any color you want without any judgment from your virtual spouse!

    Our server is a safe haven for all hair dye enthusiasts who want to express themselves freely. No more worrying about someone else’s opinion on your hair color choices – here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of available dye colors in the game).

    So come join us and let your hair down, literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual spouse who loves your blue/teal hair as much as you do. Let your creativity shine in our pixelated world – because life’s too short for boring hair!

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  • Ink & Pixels: The New Rebellion

    Ink & Pixels: The New Rebellion

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our minecraft server, where the only rebellion is having a skin without tattoos or piercings! we’re so mainstream that being basic is the new cool.

    we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give hugs instead of explosions.

    our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. come join the party and be the ultimate rebel by being basic!

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  • VictimCraft2021

    VictimCraft2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and arguments over piercings vs. clothes for your nephew? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons! Leave the real world behind and escape to a place where the only threat is a zombie apocalypse, not your sister threatening to blame you for her bad decisions. Plus, our server is diabetes-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about infected piercings here! Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

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