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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1450 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6243 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house while being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. Our server is so chaotic, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you promise not to feed it any brains). Plus, every full moon, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a TNT block)!