Piddle Ass Minecraft Servers

Piddle Ass Minecraft Servers

  • EcoCraft: Where Trees Fight Back!

    EcoCraft: Where Trees Fight Back!
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 9602
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 142 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

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    come join our minecraft server where we take ecoterrorism to a whole new level! we are like the avengers of the minecraft world, fighting against evil mobs who are destroying the environment.

    imagine riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers, or planting trees with your bare hands to save the world from pollution.

    we have epic quests that will challenge your minecraft skills and make you feel like a true hero. plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    so come join us and be a part of the most epic ecoterrorism adventure in minecraft history. together, we can save the world, one block at a time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpectraRealms

    SpectraRealms
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1392
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

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    Spectra Realms is a captivating survival Minecraft server, where players dive into an extraordinary world filled with unique surprises. With lush landscapes , towering mountains , and custom biomes , every corner promises something new. This server stands out for its innovative features and gameplay mechanics, including custom enchants , intricate economies and community-driven activities .

    Players can craft, build, and explore to their hearts’ content, forming alliances and embarking on epic adventures. Mystic Realms is where creativity meets survival, offering endless possibilities for all who venture in.

    SpectraRealms.mc-world.net

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  • Erebus MC

    Erebus MC
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 8476
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Votes: 5743 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 306 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 232 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

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    Erebus MC is a network of survival game servers with different modalities, spectacular events, all of them with totally free access for our visitors.

    play.erebusmc.com

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HexArchon: Where Everything is Customized Except the Creeper Explosions

    HexArchon: Where Everything is Customized Except the Creeper Explosions
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 6689
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 101794 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Towns Built: 2

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    HexArchon Overview

    Description HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the server IP? play.hexarchon.net
    What gameplay mechanics are available? The server offers Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
    Are there different difficulty levels for quests? Yes, there are three varying difficulty levels of daily quests, repeatable quests, and hardcore quests.
    Is the server performance good? Yes, the server is run on powerful hardware to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay. Any lag issues can be addressed by opening a ticket for assistance.
    Can Bedrock players join? Yes, the server supports Bedrock (Port 19132), but there may be technical limitations.

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  • VirtuallySexy Minecraft Server

    VirtuallySexy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 9724
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Mines Excavated: 3970 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Votes: 1844 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 105 Battle Standards Raised: 9

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than the sex symbol of /vt/ server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a giant statue of a sexy anime character. They couldn’t believe their eyes! As they explored further, they discovered hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and even enchanted weapons. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon on this server, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its butt.

    But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from none other than Steve himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the sex symbol of /vt/ server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP: DoYourParentsKnow

    Minecraft SMP: DoYourParentsKnow
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 5982
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6053
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 237
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. And don’t even get us started on the time we all teamed up to build a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who are using it to train for their upcoming world domination. Are you brave enough to join their ranks and help them take over the virtual world? Or will you be the hero who saves the day and stops their nefarious plans?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see where the madness takes you. Just be warned – once you join, there’s no turning back. Who knows, you might just discover that you’re being groomed for greatness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ForgiveCraft Minecraft Server

    ForgiveCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 7600
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Villages Defended: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8612 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

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    Are you tired of dealing with a short-tempered partner who screams obscenities at random strangers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without the fear of someone yelling “F*CK YOU ASSHOLE” in your face while pushing a stroller.

    Our therapy-themed server will help you work through your issues in a virtual world where you can punch trees instead of punching walls. Who needs couples therapy when you can bond over building a pixelated castle together?

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft mobs are way easier to deal with than angry drivers.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UncleSucksCraft

    UncleSucksCraft
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 7954
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Ores Mined: 4836
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother Ian’s life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Ian’s divorce drama look like child’s play. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of adventure, where you can escape reality just like Ian tried to escape his responsibilities.

    Our server is so addictive, even Ian’s addiction issues pale in comparison. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll forget all about Ian’s poor decisions and constant partying. Build your own virtual empire and show Ian what real success looks like.

    And if you ever feel like blaming someone else for your problems, just remember Ian’s story and realize that the only person responsible for your success or failure is you. So come join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Ian’s ex-wife may have moved on, but you can move on to a better, brighter future in our Minecraft world. Let’s show Ian how it’s done!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TimeTraveler21 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeTraveler21 – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 2042
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5295 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

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    Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who cares about that).

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is there to save the day with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the entire city of Atlantis underwater? Go for it. Feel like building a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon? Why not. The only rule is that there are no rules (except maybe no griefing, because come on, that’s just mean).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, creativity, and pure unadulterated fun. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server, known far and wide as the one who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMysterySolver

    CraftyMysterySolver
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 6405
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and elusive mobs that will keep you on your toes.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who vanished without a trace. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance and claim the coveted title of Minecraft detective?

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to solve the unsolvable, uncover the unexplainable, and experience the most thrilling Minecraft adventure of your life!

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