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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5709 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7409 |
| Crops Grown: | 5672 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
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