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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9295 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
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So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the most bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good. Let’s get this party started, y’all!