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Picky Eaters

  • "Minecraft Server: Shopocalypse!"

    "Minecraft Server: Shopocalypse!"

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to GroceryMine 2.0!

    Why Just Mine for Diamonds When You Can Dig for Groceries?!

    In a world where chicken and rice grow on trees and sauces are hidden behind secret portals, we have conjured a server where those who dare can explore, craft, and taste the unthinkable! Will you become the King of Ketchup, or the Baron of Basil? Only time and lizard folk know!

    Server Features That Will Make Your Brain Melt!

    Feature Description
    Teleportation Spaghetti Travel instantly to the realm of Ramen! But beware, you might end up in the Lost Dimension of Rotting Vegetables!
    Endless Grocery List Your items will spontaneously appear and disappear, much like your sense of time! Who needs order?
    Defensive Cold Cuts Protect your fridge! The meats fight back! Only the bravest can wrestle the ham of doom!
    Supermarket Mimic NPCs that look like your friends but act like disgruntled cashiers. They might just give you lethal coupons!
    Potion of Culinary Confusion Brew and mix random items to create mind-bending recipes. Will you dine on Fishy Juice or Liquid Salad?

    Player Reviews: The Truth in Madness!

    “I tried to cook with googly eyes, now the duck is after me!”

    “Nothing says fun like a lecture from an angry avocado!”

    “I soiled pants trying to ride a chicken through the cereal aisle!”

    “Why do the cucumbers keep laughing?!”

    Your Safety is NOT Guaranteed!

    Do NOT attempt to reason with the pickles. They are not your friends. They see all. They know all. Join us on GroceryMine, where the ketchup flows like rivers, and insanity is just the beginning of flavor!

    Remember: When the refrigerator speaks, do listen—but do NOT respond. For the fridge holds the keys to realms beyond your comprehension. Trust the chicken. Fear the rice! 🐔🍚

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VeggieHaterMinecraftSMP

    VeggieHaterMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you’re tired of eating those nasty vegetables but you still wanna be healthy or whatever, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP! We have a secret garden in the game where you can grow all the pixelated veggies your heart desires. And get this, if you eat enough virtual veggies in the game, you’ll start craving real ones in real life! It’s like magic or something, I don’t know how it works, but trust me, it’s legit.

    Plus, we have this crazy challenge where you have to eat a whole garden’s worth of carrots in one sitting. If you can do it, you get a special diamond carrot as a prize. Yeah, that’s right, a diamond carrot. I don’t know what you do with it, but it sounds cool, right?

    So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and start chomping down on those virtual veggies. Your body will thank you, or maybe it won’t, who knows? Just do it, okay? Trust me, I’m a professional vegetable eater.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BroBroKidsNoGoZone

    BroBroKidsNoGoZone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with demanding kids who have expensive taste buds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise, no one will be ordering 50 piece nuggets or their own large pizza here.

    Join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ordering is blocks to build your dream world. No tantrums allowed, unless it’s from a creeper blowing up your house – then it’s fair game.

    Forget about playing favorites with blood, because on our server, everyone is treated equally…unless you try to order two shakes and two ice creams, then we might have to have a chat.

    So come on over and join the fun – we promise, the only thing you’ll be screaming about is how awesome our server is!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoCreeperAllowed

    NoCreeperAllowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing on the menu is bland, basic blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast fit for a blocky king! We’ve got creeper casserole, skeleton stew, and even a side of spider legs for those brave enough to try.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Bacon Block, a rare and delicious treat that will have you coming back for more. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our signature dish, the Ender Dragon Delight? It’s a meal so epic, it’ll have you flying high in no time.

    So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast like never before, join our server today! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of adventure – you’re in for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TurkeyTales Minecraft Server

    TurkeyTales Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family Thanksgiving dinner with 53 people? Look no further! Our server is like trying to plan a menu for a family with every dietary restriction under the sun – from kosher to keto to vegan, we’ve got it all!

    Join us and experience the drama of trying to please everyone, just like dealing with that one picky kid who only eats dino nuggets. And if you’re a turkey lover, don’t worry – we’ve got a special surprise for you, courtesy of our very own BIL who will be cooking a turkey just for you!

    So if you’re ready for a server that’s more intense than a family argument over who gets the last piece of pie, come join us! Just be prepared for some passive-aggressive texts and maybe even a call from your mom telling you to be more mature. It’s all part of the fun on our server – are you ready to join the madness?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoBrotherNoFunMC

    NoBrotherNoFunMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister-in-law’s rants about processed foods being the devil? Look no further! Our server is a food-free zone, because who needs sustenance when you can just mine for diamonds all day, am I right?

    Join us and escape the clutches of the organic food police. No more judgmental stares from your brother’s kids as you chow down on a juicy burger in-game. And forget about being shamed for not growing your own veggies – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

    Plus, with our strict “no healthy eating talk allowed” policy, you can finally relax and enjoy some good old-fashioned gaming without worrying about being lectured on the benefits of kale. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your appetite for adventure, not for quinoa!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CrispyCraft – No Crunch Zone

    CrispyCraft – No Crunch Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, EXCEPT THE UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY CREEPERS AND THE RAINBOWS ARE MADE OF LAVA.

    U WANNA KNOW WHY U SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED THIS SERVER AND THEY FOUND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND THEIR WILDEST DREAMS. THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND AND RULED OVER EVERYONE WITH AN IRON FIST.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST GIANT ZOMBIES, BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, AND EVEN TAME A DRAGON TO FLY AROUND ON.

    SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoDiet4DaughterCraft

    NoDiet4DaughterCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with picky eaters and their ridiculous demands? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where fruits and vegetables are always the main course! No more arguments about low calorie diets or carb restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

    Imagine a place where your daughter can run and jump to her heart’s content, without worrying about her weight or what she’s eating. Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their size or shape. Plus, with multiple sports available to play in-game, she’ll never have a dull moment!

    Don’t be the asshole parent who denies their child the joy of Minecraft – join our server today and let the adventures begin. Who needs low calorie diets when you can have unlimited virtual snacks at your fingertips?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DiscomfortCraft Minecraft Server

    DiscomfortCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our unique theme: discomfort food!

    Join our server and feast on a buffet of the most bizarre and unsettling foods Minecraft has to offer. From moldy bread to expired milk, we’ve got it all! But be careful, eating these foods may have some unexpected side effects…

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Discomfort Food Challenge, where players compete to see who can stomach the most revolting meal. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual toilet to… well, you can guess what for.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted and outrageous as your sense of humor, come join us and discover the world of discomfort food. Just make sure to bring a strong stomach and a sense of adventure!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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