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  • HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

    HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

    Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

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  • SILdairyFreeDrama

    SILdairyFreeDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cater to all your dietary needs just like OP tries to cater to their picky SIL! Join us if you’re allergic to diamonds – we’ll make sure to only give you iron. Our server is perfect for those who love to criticize everything, just like SIL does with dairy-free desserts. Don’t worry about contributing anything, just like SIL never brings food to family meals – we got you covered! And if you’re a flake, no problem – we never know when you’ll show up either! So come join us on this wild adventure of trying to please everyone, even if it means giving up on always thinking of dairy-free sides and desserts. See you there!

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and just want to escape to a world of blocks and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

    Imagine a world where serving bean/cheese/hummus quesadillas to your virtual kids can lead to a full-blown argument with your virtual wife! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in the comfort of your own virtual home?

    Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even settle the age-old debate of whether kids are actually “chronically constipated” (spoiler alert: they’re not). And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for serving leftovers or for being a tired parent – we’ve all been there!

    So come join us on our server, where the only limits are your imagination and maybe a few hormonal disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

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  • OrderFailCraft

    OrderFailCraft
    Are you tired of your dad always getting your food order wrong? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about incorrect Chipotle orders again! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, including a Chipotle where you can customize your order to perfection every time. No more brown rice when you asked for white, no more fajitas when you wanted guac. Plus, our server has a special feature where you can pay for your meal in diamonds or emeralds – your choice! So come join us and leave the real world behind, where your dad’s food mix-ups are a thing of the past.

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  • OnionFreeZone Minecraft Server

    OnionFreeZone Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of Vietnamese restaurants and enjoy a world free of spring onions! We promise no sneaky onions will ruin your gaming experience here.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your own noodle-free paradise. Our server is so onion-free, even the creepers stay away in fear of your anti-onion powers.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that being picky about onions is wrong. Embrace your onion-free lifestyle and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret onion-free Pho recipe hidden in the depths of our server.

    So come on, leave the onions behind and join us for a hilarious and onion-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it to avoid those pesky spring onions at all costs!

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  • CakeWars: NoNephewAllowed

    CakeWars: NoNephewAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws’ crab bake? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even toddlers are allowed to feast on crab and wear adorable crab hats. Join us and experience the drama of family feuds over social media, where your mom and sister might block you for letting your child enjoy fancy food. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, even if your family isn’t. Plus, if you join now, you might just witness a virtual birthday party where the cake sponsor decides to boycott and the drama unfolds like never before. So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics!

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  • HateEats Minecraft Server

    HateEats Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking the same food as everyone else? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of players who share your disdain for popular foods! Join us and bond over your mutual hatred for pineapple on pizza, or the abomination that is raisins in cookies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who once defeated an army of evil carrots in a battle for vegetable supremacy. Join us and witness epic food fights, where players hurl virtual tomatoes at each other in a quest for culinary dominance.

    So if you’re looking for a place where you can freely express your food preferences without fear of judgement, look no further than our Minecraft server. Join us today and let your taste buds run wild!

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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of family drama like this? Looking for an escape from the chaos of real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind!

    On our server, you can feast on virtual truffle pizza without anyone judging you. No more boiled eggs or plain chicken – only the finest pixelated delicacies for you to enjoy. And don’t worry about your health, because in this world, you can cure any ailment with a simple change of diet (no need for pesky doctors or medication).

    So come join us and build your own paradise, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where the only opinion that matters is your own. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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  • BreakfastCraft Minecraft Server

    BreakfastCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being forced to eat fajita omelettes and ribeye steak for breakfast on a Minecraft server? Look no further, join our server where we only serve tea and fruit cups to cater to your delicate morning palette! Say goodbye to passive-aggressive cooks and hello to a stress-free dining experience. Plus, no more traumatic flashbacks to childhood mealtimes – just pure, peaceful gaming fun! Join now and let’s eat (or not eat) together in harmony!

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  • PickySisNoMealChangeLOL

    PickySisNoMealChangeLOL
    Are you tired of being treated like a personal chef for picky eaters in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your culinary creations are appreciated and celebrated! No more dramatic sighs or demands for second (or third) meals – just pure cooking freedom!

    On our server, you can whip up the most outrageous dishes imaginable, from pixelated braised pork and lime tacos to virtual strawberry Fresca drinks. And the best part? No one will judge your creations or demand a grilled cheese instead. Let your creativity run wild in our food-loving community!

    So say goodbye to mealtime drama and hello to a world where your cooking skills are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let your culinary adventures begin!

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