picky eater Minecraft Servers

picky eater Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyConformity

    CraftyConformity
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 7425
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4889 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4014 New Chunks Explored: 353893
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Votes: 2696
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of having to conform to someone else’s culinary preferences on your Minecraft server? Join our server where you can build and cook whatever you want without judgment!

    Imagine a world where you can create a giant mushroom kingdom without anyone forcing you to eat shiitake mushrooms against your will. On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being scolded or thrown out like a traumatized child.

    Don’t let anyone dictate what you can and cannot do on your own server. Join us and build your own paradise where you can pick and choose your ingredients without anyone telling you how to appreciate their cooking. Let your creativity run wild and never feel suffocated by someone else’s culinary expectations again!

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 9689
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ores Mined: 4495
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6373

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of bland tacos made by clueless boyfriends who can’t even follow simple instructions? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing tasteless is the griefers’ attempts to ruin your creations!

    We promise you won’t find any chalky beef here, only seasoned adventures and spicy challenges. Our community is full of picky eaters who demand only the best, just like you. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an ungrateful taco snob – we understand the struggle of craving that perfect flavor.

    So come on over and let’s cook up some epic builds together. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t even Google a recipe when you have a whole server of culinary experts waiting to spice up your Minecraft experience? Join us now and never settle for bland tacos again!

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  • NachoLoverNot SMP

    NachoLoverNot SMP
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 7683
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Emeralds Found: 4691 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got this one dude who built a giant potato house because he hates potatoes but loves trolling people. And then there’s this other guy who only eats cake in the game because he thinks bread is too mainstream.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we all dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties. It’s wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the annual pumpkin carving contest. Last year, someone carved a pumpkin into a working computer. Like, what even is reality anymore?

    So, if you’re into weird food preferences and bizarre Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird together, bro!

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  • NostalgiaGoneBad – Minecraft SMP

    NostalgiaGoneBad – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9049
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Villages Defended: 8 Votes: 1922
    Magic Items Found: 6340 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7788 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrr! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from Mars, it’s so cray-cray! And get this, if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops diamonds, like whaaat?! And the spawn area is a giant chocolate cake with sprinkles and gummy bears everywhere, it’s like a dream come true!

    But like, seriously, you gotta join because if you don’t, a pack of evil llamas will come to your house and steal all your socks, like all of them. And then they’ll replace them with moldy cheese, ewww! So don’t risk it, join the server and save your socks from the llama apocalypse!

    Oh, and to answer the question, I used to love eating pickles as a kid but now they taste like alien boogers, yuck!

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  • TextureHaterCraft

    TextureHaterCraft
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 5660
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5266 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 New Chunks Explored: 988879
    Villages Defended: 10 Potions Brewed: 170
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you avoid certain foods because they feel like a slimy slug in your mouth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that all virtual food will have the perfect texture! No more gagging over mushy bananas or squishy tomatoes, our pixelated cuisine will have you drooling for more.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a juicy masterpiece that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha. Legend has it that anyone who takes a bite of the Blocky Burger will gain superhuman building skills and the ability to mine diamonds with their bare hands. So join us now and feast like a king while building like a pro!

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  • HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

    HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 714
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Star Shards Collected: 129
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

    So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

    And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

    So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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  • NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

    NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 7663
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Chimeras Created: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

    But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

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  • StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

    StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 8181
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

    Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

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  • CookCraftCo

    CookCraftCo
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 6958
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Animals Bred: 166 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Emeralds Found: 737

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

    Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

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  • HateTaterTotz

    HateTaterTotz
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 6734
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3579 Star Shards Collected: 132
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

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  • BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

    BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 5154
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Emeralds Found: 9283
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the story of my friend who got caught up in a love triangle with a guy who got someone else pregnant while trying to rekindle things with her.

    But wait, there’s more! Imagine receiving a text from the baby mama calling you desperate for pursuing a man in such a messy situation. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual drama and questionable life choices without any real-life consequences? Plus, you might just learn a valuable lesson about making better choices in relationships.

    Don’t be an AITA (Am I The Asshole) in real life, join our server and let the chaos ensue!

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  • NoKidsNoProbsMC

    NoKidsNoProbsMC
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 3313
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 972 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Gods Slained: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 6953

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values freedom, personal time, and career growth? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s childfree lifestyle, we believe in living life on your own terms without judgment.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire without the pressure of family obligations. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand that happiness comes in many forms, whether it’s raising virtual animals or conquering pixelated kingdoms.

    Don’t let the haters bring you down, just like OP stood her ground with her sister, you can stand tall in our server and be proud of your choices. Who needs kids when you have a creeper army at your disposal?

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (virtual, of course)! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’re obligated to do is have fun!

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  • MineCraftMansion

    MineCraftMansion
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 5283
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever dreamed of living in a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your cute little pets? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise for all gamers!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building castles in the sky with blocks made of pure gold, and taming dragons to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted items and rare loot.

    So why settle for a boring old survival world when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your epic adventure awaits!

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  • KremlinCraft: Where Russian Conscripts Go Missing

    KremlinCraft: Where Russian Conscripts Go Missing
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 9467
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 642586
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7470 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1291

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we have more missing players than the russian army in the kursk region! if you survive longer than a russian conscript, you win a prize! but be careful, our mobs are more ruthless than a russian soldier on the battlefield. join now for a chance to experience the chaos and mayhem that is our server!

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  • EnerGuzzlerCraft

    EnerGuzzlerCraft
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 4498
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 349 Players Killed by Monsters: 6552
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can drink energy drinks ALL DAY ERRY DAY. forget water, we only sip on that high octane fuel, baby! need to sprint away from creepers? chug an energy drink. need to mine faster than lightning? slam an energy drink. need to build a castle in 5 minutes flat? you guessed it, energy drink time! come join us and get hyped up on caffeine and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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  • Surviving on a budget: No fancy stuff! Just plain old survival fun on CraftedSurvival server 1.21!

    Surviving on a budget: No fancy stuff! Just plain old survival fun on CraftedSurvival server 1.21!
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 7272
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

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    Name: Crafted Survival
    Type: Semi-vanilla SMP
    Features:
    IP: play.craftedsurvival.net
    Bedrock Port: 19132

    Overview

    Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla SMP offering a friendly, fun, and inclusive environment. We try to keep the game as close to vanilla as possible with a few extra tweaks we wish Mojang would add while providing a griefer-free and friendly community experience.

    FAQ

    What is a semi-vanilla SMP?

    A semi-vanilla SMP is a Minecraft server that preserves most of the vanilla gameplay while adding some additional features to enhance the player experience.

    How do I claim land on the server?

    You can claim land by using the Land Claiming feature available on Crafted Survival. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game to protect and manage your land.

    Can I play on the server with friends?

    Absolutely! Crafted Survival encourages multiplayer gameplay and offers features such as Homes and TPA to make it easier for players to connect and play together.

    Are there any special events or activities on the server?

    Crafted Survival hosts various events and activities for players to participate in, such as building contests, treasure hunts, and more. Keep an eye on the server announcements for upcoming events!

    How can I rank up on the server?

    Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you contribute to the community and the server, the higher your rank will be.

    Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, Crafted Survival has a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a friendly and enjoyable community for all players. Any griefing behavior will result in immediate action from the server staff.

    Can I use mods on the server?

    Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla server, so we recommend playing without mods to maintain the integrity of the gameplay experience. However, some mods may be allowed as long as they do not give unfair advantages or disrupt the server balance.

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  • CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 2313
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Zombie Dances: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well fear no more, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt scared) with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of flying pigs wearing top hats. They were led by a chicken riding a llama, and together they sang a beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark” while shooting fireworks out of their butts. It was a sight to behold, and that player never looked at Minecraft the same way again.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this feathered treasure?

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs in top hats). Don’t be afraid in your cunt, embrace the madness and let the hilarity ensue!

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  • SMPixelatedMadness – 404

    SMPixelatedMadness – 404
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 940
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the pigs ride horses, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their dance moves. You might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of musical chairs. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

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  • MomRageCraft

    MomRageCraft
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 835
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 61
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 189 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and arguments? Join our Minecraft server for a peaceful and stress-free environment! No more ex-addicts relapsing, no more yelling about forgotten chores, and definitely no more triggering traumatic memories.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from family members who just don’t understand. Plus, our virtual world is equipped with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and unlimited reserves of diamond blocks.

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