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PixelFlirtz

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	1239	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	721123	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re activating my piston! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be picking up blocks faster than a creeper explodes! Our players have used pick up lines so crazy, they’ve tamed wild wolves with just a wink. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the pixelated world – join now and start crafting your own love story!

UglyCarGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	5336	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Buildings Constructed:	9

Have you ever seen a car that looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler with a crayon? Well, that’s basically what you’ll be driving in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to cruise around in the most hideous vehicles you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away (or stop laughing)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it that whoever finds this lair will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this poultry paradise?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with ugly cars, golden eggs, and endless laughter. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mines Excavated:	1413
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and neglecting your Minecraft duties? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the clutches of the naughty videos! Join us and you’ll be so busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers that you won’t even remember what porn is! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will personally ban you if he catches you watching porn on our server. So come on, join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all!

Kiingi’s Māori Monarch Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5215	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	71	Zombie Dances:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as kiingi tuheitia and his māori monarchy! build your own marae, battle rival tribes, and journey to your final resting place surrounded by generations of family…in minecraft! who needs real life when you can be a virtual king in a pixelated world? join now for the ultimate māori monarchy experience!

RedLineCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server where we have red lines that u better not joke about or else russia will come after u! we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to cross the red line and a bear came out of nowhere and started dancing the macarena! u never know what’s gonna happen on our server, so join now for a wild ride! plus, we have free cake every tuesday and a secret underground disco where herobrine likes to bust a move. so what r u waiting for? come join us before russia gets ya!

Blocky Brain Scans: Predicting Treatment

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Items Found:	7612	Crops Grown:	6830
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

come join dis epic minecraft server where we predict ur long-term treatment outcomes with BRAIN SCANS!!1! u think u just building houses and mining diamonds but nah fam, we taking care of ur mental health too! join us for a crazy ride of therapy sessions with creepers and skeletons, cuz why not?! plus, our therapists are actually endermen in disguise, so u know u in good hands. don’t be sad, come play with us and let us scan ur brain for fun and profit!

What is the IP for Vampyro111 Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Star Shards Collected:	67
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Vampyro111 is a passionate content creator with a focus on gaming and entertainment. Known for their engaging commentary and captivating gameplay, they have built a strong following on platforms like Twitch and YouTube. With a love for all things supernatural and a knack for storytelling, Vampyro111 brings a unique perspective to their content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

Revere

Builder, enthusiasts, Explorer, Fun, Lovely, Minecraft, PvP, Redstone, REVERE, smp server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Farms Harvested:	532	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Join our fun and lovely SMP server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone whiz, there’s something here for everyone!

play.revere.dev

Gladio’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Operation Gladio to a whole new level! Join us as we create our own stay behind armies in the virtual world, controlling the game from within with epic battles and crazy missions.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be part of a radical far right terrorist group in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Team up with your friends and wreak havoc on our server, just like the CIA did in real life (allegedly).

Think you have what it takes to be a member of the Trench Coat Mafia in our Minecraft world? Show off your building skills and strategic gameplay as you navigate through our insane challenges and false flag operations.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other Operation Gladio type groups to choose from, so you can switch it up and keep the excitement going. From Proud Boys to Antifa, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and experience the ultimate conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where every move you make is controlled by the CIA (or is it?). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

Potential for Long-Term Bitcoin Gains Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Night Skies:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scarce is diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where scarcity is the name of the game, just like Bitcoin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, trying to find some precious resources, when suddenly a giant Bitcoin appears and starts wreaking havoc on the server! It’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat the Bitcoin boss and claim its riches for yourselves.

But that’s not all – every Friday, we have a special event where players have to compete in a jobs report challenge to determine Bitcoin’s next move. Will you be able to predict the market and make some sweet virtual cash? Join our server now and find out!

KiwiKraze Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3466	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more sheep than New Zealand! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own hobbit hole and battling creepers with nothing but a kiwi fruit! Our server is so epic, even the Americans think New Zealand is just a knock-off version of us. So come on, join the fun and show everyone that our SMP is the true land of adventure and sheep herding!