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BlockyHeartbreakers

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Potions Brewed:	127	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re lighting up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick up lines that are so bad, they’re good. We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves in a jungle biome. From building giant statues of Steve to organizing epic PvP battles in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT), then come join us and see why we’re the best Minecraft server around!

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	7335
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

GammaMc

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Decade, Experience, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Legendary, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, Passionate players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, top tier

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24

1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

gold.magmanode.com:30182

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2773
Ores Mined:	3632	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

nl03.noistern.net:7285

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5612
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	New Chunks Explored:	993615
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	36
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Potions Brewed:	93
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

The horror

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	250
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Ikara.gg

CruelCrafts

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Cruelcrafts.mc.gg