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CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Love Letters Sent:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

PickaxePickupLines – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to use your best pickup lines on our players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find someone who will mine diamonds with you for eternity! So come join us, where love is just a creeper explosion away!

RetroCraft: Lost in Time

1970s, accident, adaptation, Alternate Reality, confusion, coping, Culture Shock, Exploration, History, identity crisis, learning, Lost, new beginning, Nostalgia, Retro, RetroCraft, Survival, Technology, Time, time displacement, time travel, uncertainty

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	3641	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	89
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to the groovy 1970s! Forget about modern technology and embrace the funky vibes of bell-bottoms and disco balls.

Build your own lava lamp-inspired base, groove to retro tunes while mining for diamonds, and challenge other players to a lava lamp dance-off.

But be warned, rumors say that a secret portal to the future exists on the server. Will you find it and make it back to present day, or will you be stuck in the past forever? Join now and find out!

TacoCraft: Judge Judy Edition

checks and balances, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in danger, democratic institutions, Edition, Government, international relations, judge, judicial independence, judicial reform, Judy, justice system, Legal System, Mexican politics, mexico, Mexico-US relations, political reform, Politics, Risk, Rule of Law, separation of powers, TacoCraft, US Ambassador

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ores Mined:	4065
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna get all political and stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where we debate mexico’s planned judicial reform and its impact on democracy while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. our us ambassador will be there dropping some major knowledge bombs and maybe even throwing in some diamond armor for good measure. join us for a server experience like no other, where democracy and minecraft collide in the most epic way possible. u won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

SwainCraft3.0 Season 3! Now with added vanilla flavor and a hint of adulting for +18 USA Java 1.21 players!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4664	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

SwainCraft 3.0 Server Overview

Server Name	SwainCraft 3.0
Focus	Early/mid-game grind, community building
World Reset	Fresh start
Contact	discord: sarahswain

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the main focus of SwainCraft 3.0?	The main focus is on early/mid-game grind and community building.
When was the world reset?	We just reset the world tonight for a fresh start.
How can I join the server?	Contact sarahswain on discord for more details on how to join.

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Enchantments Applied:	123
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of skinny bitches running around in Minecraft, making you feel like a chunky monkey? Well, fear not my fellow chonky gamers, because on our server, being a fat fuck is celebrated! We have custom skins that make your character look like a giant blob of lard, waddling around and crushing everything in its path. Join us for epic battles where the only rule is: the bigger the belly, the better! Embrace your inner chunk and join our server today!

DFT SMP – Discord FapCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride where we talk about our fetishes, post tags that will make you blush, and even have special “jerk off” challenges.

In our loving housewife edition, you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are more interested in your secrets than blowing up your house. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join /dft/ today and see what all the fuss is about!

ExHusbandExcluded Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delivery room, Divorce, emotional distress, ex husband, ExHusbandExcluded, family, Labor, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, separation, Server, Support

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any ex drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can block your ex and their family members with just a click of a button. No more annoying messages or guilt trips about not letting them into your virtual delivery room. On our server, you’re the boss, and you can control who enters your virtual space.

So why join our server? Because we understand the struggles of dealing with exes and their drama. We offer a drama-free zone where you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where you can block your ex’s mom and sister with just a few clicks?

Join us now and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free virtual paradise. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and car borrowing requests? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream car out of blocks! No need to worry about your sister crashing it or your parents getting involved – just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can drive your blocky car wherever you want without having to coordinate with anyone else. So come join us and leave the car borrowing drama behind!

QuirkyCraft SMP: Weird Habits

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Mines Excavated:	4486
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Crops Grown:	5829	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the weirder your habits, the better!

We once had a player who would only mine diamonds while standing on one foot and reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. And let’s not forget about the guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat as his base.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, embrace your weirdness and join us on the craziest SMP out there!

DreamCraft – Where the bizarre becomes reality!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!