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CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

PickaxePickupLines – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Villages Defended:	6

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to use your best pickup lines on our players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find someone who will mine diamonds with you for eternity! So come join us, where love is just a creeper explosion away!

GaiaCraft

Earth map Economy RPG MCMMO Adventure Grinding Realistic Top Robust Servers Banner Banners Join Time Spend Serious Wonderful Focuses Amazing Server, Factions, MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Farms Harvested:	669
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	11

A wonderful earthmap server that focuses on robust, realistic economies and MCMMO RPG. Amazing server for those who want to spend serious time grinding to the top! Join us now for an adventure!

mc.gaiacraft.net

Explorers Haven

1.21 Server, Biomes, Dungeons, Economy, Explorers Haven, hard survival, MCMMO, Structures, Survival, Vanilla, Worldgen

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Potions Brewed:	196	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

A vanilla+ MCMMO Hard Survival Economy WorldGen+ Dungeons, Structures, Biomes, etc. 1.21 Server in early stages!

explorershaven.net

BlockyBabes Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to find some hot pixelated babes to keep you company in the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find and seduce the most attractive pixelated characters you’ve ever seen. From sexy villagers to sultry skeletons, you’ll never run out of potential partners on our server.

But be warned, competition is fierce! You’ll have to battle other players in PvP matches and show off your building skills to prove you’re worthy of these virtual hotties. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for love on our outrageous Minecraft server!

SuckCraft SMP – “Well that sucked, Minecraft SMP”

adaptation differences, altered storyline, anime changes, character death, Character development, character survival, controversial, creative choices, Disappointment, divergent paths, fan disappointment, fan reactions, Manga adaptation, manga vs anime, Minecraft, narrative shift, plot twist, smp, storytelling, SuckCraft, Sucked, unexpected, unexpected outcome, unexpected plot twist

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Towns Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our totally wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera, with characters coming back to life left and right. Forget about following the manga, we’re making up our own rules as we go along!

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where death is just a minor inconvenience. Who needs balls when you’ve got the power to rewrite the entire story with a single block placement? So come on, join us and see where the madness takes you in our unpredictable Minecraft adventure!

SequelitisCraft

bad sequel, box office, Cinema, DISAPPOINTING, film, film criticism, film industry, film sequels, Hollywood, Movie, movie fans, movie franchises, movie industry, movie reviews, movie sequels, original, ruined, Sequel, SequelitisCraft, worst sequels

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	8173	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing worse than a bad movie sequel is missing out on all the fun we have to offer! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

Our server is so epic that even the worst movie sequel would pale in comparison to the adventures you’ll have here. We once had a player who accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into the Nether, where they had to battle a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a carrot on a stick.

So come join us and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the only sequel worth playing!

IronFistCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, civil liberties, crackdown, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, iron fist, IronFistCraft, Maduro, Minecraft, opposition, Political unrest, protest, Régime, repression, rising toll, Server, State, Unrest, Venezuela, violence

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wildest, most epic server in alllll of minecraft land!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes! not to mention our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even maduro himself called for a state ‘iron fist’ to try and shut us down! but we ain’t scared of no iron fist, we laugh in the face of danger and keep on building our epic minecraft empire!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright crazy minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u hate fun, then u might regret it a little bit). let’s do this, gamers!

Putin’s Block Party

BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Kursk developments, military intervention, Party, peace negotiations, political news, putin, Putin’s actions, Putins, russia, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, White House, White House statement, world leaders

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build a replica of the white house on kursk!!! u can be prezident putin and tell everyone to get the hell out of ukraine and call it a day hahaha so much fun!!! build ur own crazy stories and rule the server like a boss!!! join now for a wild time and lots of laughs!!!

LunarPupHowls

Animals, astronaut, barking, canine, celestial bodies, cosmic adventure, dog, funny, howl, humor, impossibility, interstellar travel, Lunar exploration, lunar mission, LunarPupHowls, Moon, outer space, science fiction, space exploration, Space Travel, Universe

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Runes Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs can actually go to the moon and howl at the ground all day long! we have a special rocket ship that only takes dogs on this wild adventure because why not? imagine the chaos of a pack of dogs barking at the moon while floating in space, it’s a sight you can’t miss! plus, once they come back to earth, they’ll have special moon powers like super speed and laser eyes. so come join us for a howling good time on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

ADHDCraft: No Long-Term Brain Shrinkage

adhd, ADHDcraft, adolescents, Adults, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Brain, brain structure, cognitive function, cortical thickness, Development, Evidence, long-term effects, Longterm, medication, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurology, Psychiatry, research, scientific findings, SHRINKAGE, stimulant treatment, study

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. like, we got dragons flying around, and unicorns giving out diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and zombies.

oh, and get this, if u join our server, u will literally become a superhero. like, u will have super strength and can fly around like a boss. it’s like being in a comic book, but in minecraft form.

and guess what? we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s crazy, man.

so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Boring SMP

Boring SMP, close community., Community, Events, fabricmc, freshly baked, Fun, Gaming, laid back, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Playstyle, quality of life, regular, Relaxed, relaxed playstyle, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Boring SMP is a freshly baked Minecraft server powered by FabricMC and a few quality of life mods.

We focus on creating a close community of people with a relaxed playstyle that don’t take the game too seriously. There are regular fun events and minigames that everyone can participate in.

tunnel.jotunn.dev:60000