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CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

PickaxePickupLines – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	907567
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to use your best pickup lines on our players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find someone who will mine diamonds with you for eternity! So come join us, where love is just a creeper explosion away!

Bought 3 Months Ago Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	209
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2220	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Items Found:	7538

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn’t stop playing!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep! Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Berserk Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6654	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow, a new chapter will be unveiled where players will have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and dodge flaming arrows shot by a team of mischievous skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!

WokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1512	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	177

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	202	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	171

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.
Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.
We have an animated short called “Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll”. It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.
Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.
Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.
We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.
Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Use them to unlock secret treasures that even Notch doesn’t know about.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Built By Accident Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Buildings Constructed:	49
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and create epic builds? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us and be a part of the legendary group of players who popularized the catchphrase “built for bbc” during epic raids on /pol/! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the madness! Just remember – anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️Haru❤️ Best Minecraft survival server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Farms Harvested:	286	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Welcome to the Haru server in Minecraft!When you log into our server, you will be greeted by a mesmerizing gothic-style spawn that will take you into a world of magic and adventure.Choose from two exciting game modes:1. Parkour – sharpen your ninja skills by completing challenging parkour maps. Each map is a unique challenge that will test your agility and speed!2. Survival – in survival mode you appear in a wonderful town, built by our team with soul and imagination. Here you will find: An ender chest to safely store your treasures. Automatic mine for easy earning of local currency. A merchant who will help you open access to the market and goods from other players. In the automatic mine you can earn the currency necessary to buy private blocks, because you can’t do without private in our world!

We wish you good luck, if you have any questions, please contact us here: https://discord.gg/kity in the Minecraft Staff section

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Crafty Critique Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9765	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience Minecraft like never before!

Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4588	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Yo~ Searchin’ Always Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll be on a quest to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pork chops and enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where everything is made of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the adventure begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!