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PickaxePickupLines – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to use your best pickup lines on our players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find someone who will mine diamonds with you for eternity! So come join us, where love is just a creeper explosion away!

BlockCraftin’FUN

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Build your own castle, tame a dragon, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBananza Minecraft Server

4.4 million years, BlockyBananza, China, cultural genocide, Cumulative, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, injustice, international community, Minecraft, minority group, Oppression, persecution, political prisoners, Prison, sentenced, Server, study, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Star Shards Collected:	202	Dragon Eggs Found:	723
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

FatahFrenzyMC

armed conflict, Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Fatah, FatahFrenzyMC, foreign relations, hezbollah, international news, Israel, le monde, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Palestinian, political violence, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, targeted killing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14

u know what else is killin it? this minecraft server! it’s like the wild west but with blocky pigs and creepers! come join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise!

we got diamond armor that makes u invincible, and enchanted swords that can slay dragons with one hit! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and turn ur enemies into chickens!

rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make u the richest player in all the land. but be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the world of minecraft!

PixelPerfectCraft

beauty standards, camera quality, digital age, digital filters, FILTERS, grainy quality, image editing, modern society, Nostalgia, old cameras, photo manipulation, photography, PixelPerfectCraft, self improvement, self-image, self-perception, self-presentation, social media, Technology, visual aesthetics., visual culture

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	374	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Items Found:	7472

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so epic dat it will make ur brain explode with joy. like, u know how old cameras make u look better cuz of da grainy quality? well dis server is like dat, but on steroids. u will look so good, u won’t even believe it’s u. u will be slayin’ dem creepers and buildin’ dem houses like a pro. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. trust me, u won’t regret it.

FastingCraft: StemCellz & Cancer

animal research, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cell regeneration, digestive system, fasting and cancer, fasting benefits, FastingCraft, gut health, heal injuries, Health research, intermittent fasting, intermittent fasting effects, intestinal cancer, intestinal health, intestinal stem cells, mice study, mouse model, Regeneration, stem cell regeneration, stem cell therapy, StemCellz

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Crops Grown:	4926	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3227

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a scientist in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, cuz we got mice studies goin on all da time! u can be like a mad scientist and do experiments on mice and stuff. but watch out, cuz if u do too much intermittent fasting on da mice, dey might get intestinal cancer! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and science on dis server, so come join us for some crazy fun!

The Tangles: Where You’ll Get Lost in More Things Than Just the Name! Join Now and Find out!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

The Tangles Minecraft RPG Server

Server Features	Battle through dungeons with allies
	Explore the shattered world of the Tangles
	Navigate the twisted political realities of factions
	Choose from various roles: Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, Cook
	Discover quests, puzzles, minibosses, and hidden rewards
	Join the Discord for updates and community
Server IP	tangles.mcserver.us

Trailer:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C8aTDy8NdCp/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server currently open?	Yes, the server is now open for players to join.
What roles can players choose from?	Players can choose from Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, or Cook.
What rewards can be found through exploration?	Exploration can lead to quests, puzzles, miniboss battles, and hidden rewards like unique loot or consumables.
How can I stay updated on server developments?	Join the Discord community for the server for updates, suggestions, and discussions.
Is there a trailer for the server?	Yes, you can watch the trailer on Instagram.

CraftyWarZone Minecraft Server

biracial, Black, CraftyWarzone, disabled, female, Lesbian, Minecraft, not feeling well, Server, War Within, World of Warcraft, Wowsisters

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6672	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchantments Applied:	92	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, we have biracial, black, disabled, female, lesbian players ruling the land!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. But be warned, the drama is real on this server – you never know what crazy shenanigans our diverse player base will get up to next!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the most inclusive and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you can’t handle the non-stop laughs and chaos!

Minecraft SMP – /wfg/ – Creeperframe Chaos

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying, Chaos, Clans, Creeperframe, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, Event, FAQ, Frames, live edition, Minecraft, modding, Prime Access, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Sevagoth Prime, smp, Stream Times, Tierlists, update, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama into battle? Or witness a group of players attempting to recreate the entire Bee Movie script in Minecraft chat?

Our alliances are as wild as our builds – from the 4Funbros who specialize in creating epic rollercoasters out of TNT to the ClansWarbros who have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But beware, the Oblivion clan is rumored to have a secret recipe for a potion that turns players into actual llamas for 24 hours. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Wxu, who is said to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle against creepers.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what insane stories and hilarious moments await you on this Minecraft SMP!

CancerSlayer’s Bash Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Bash, Boyfriend, cancer survivor, CancerSlayers, conflicting schedules, DISRESPECTFUL, expensive, family dinner, family party, fundraiser event, half-sister, hurt feelings, icy reception, long distance, mean behavior, Minecraft, misunderstandings, out of state brother, prior engagement, reunion, Server, stepdad, summer time

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and misunderstandings that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine a world where missing a family party leads to icy glares, passive-aggressive comments, and dramatic Facebook events. That’s right, on our server, every missed event is a potential meltdown waiting to happen.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual hugs and pixelated tissues to go around. Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics in a blocky world where the drama never ends. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the chaos right in your Minecraft server? Join us today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions!

DepressCraft – AuntyApproved

acceptance, AuntyApproved, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, DepressCraft, depression, Emotional support, family conflict, Grief, LGBTQ, Loss, medication, mental health, moving forward, relationships, Religion, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a way to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more arguments over who gets the last piece of cake or who left the toilet seat up. On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best virtual life.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can rent out virtual rooms to other players. No need to worry about your mom trying to rent out your room behind your back – on our server, you’re in control!

So come join us and leave all the real-world drama behind. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole – unless you want to be!