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PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Towns Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

HighCraft: Brain on Pause

altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!

HardcoreSurvivalServer – 1.15.2 Minecraft Server

1.15.2, 1.16, Adequate, April 5 2020, Ban, Closed Server, Community, discovery, Exploration, Friendly, HardcoreSurvivalServer, Minecraft, new worlds, Players, Survival, update, Version Switch, Waiting, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Zombie Dances:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

The server started on April 5, 2020. A world where many places have not yet been visited by players. We have all just begun our survival and are just discovering new worlds. Join us too! Here you can have a good time with other players, because only adequate people play on the server. All inadequate and unfriendly players are banned. Very soon the server will be closed and will be available only through the whitelist. The whitelist will include only those players who logged in at the start and before access to the server was closed. We are all waiting for the Minecraft update (1.16) and as soon as this version is available, we will immediately update the world and switch to this version.

95.217.112.101:25599

CraftyLife Minecraft Server

anxiety, Conflict, CraftyLife, danger, death, fear, Future, Geopolitics, Good, HOLY, Invasion, landmine, Life, Minecraft, POL, Politics, russia, Server, Survival, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, world events

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	1408
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

2024 ElectionCraft Server

2024 election, campaign strategy, citizenship validation, election forecast, election manipulation, election outcome, ElectionCraft, Electoral Process, government policies, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, political analysis, political prediction, prediction, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump administration, voter demographics, voter validation, voting rights

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	227291
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the craziest antics as we predict the citizenship of illegal immigrants to ensure Trump wins in the next election. That’s right, we’ve got psychics on staff who can see into the future and make sure things go Trump’s way. It’s like playing Minecraft with a crystal ball!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because things are about to get weird!

SisterWifeDrama Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Behavior, conservative lawyer, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, family event, hurt feelings, hypocritical, identifying as non-binary, INSULTED, liberal family, love, Minecraft, previous comments, Respect, rude comments, Server, sister’s wife, SisterWifeDrama, Son, wedding anniversary

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Towns Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	775	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we celebrate our 20th wedding anniversary with a dinner party that’s sure to be more explosive than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Meet our lovely host, who decided to exclude her sister’s conservative lawyer wife from the guest list after she made some not-so-nice comments about non-binary identities. Talk about a plot twist!

Will the sister and her kids boycott the party unless the wife is invited? Will there be more drama than a soap opera in the Nether? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold in real-time!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Join now and let the drama begin!

TVSettingsGriefer123

Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, electronics, factory reset, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, parental control, parenting, picture quality, tech support, Technology, TV brightness, TV menus, TV settings, TV settings dispute, TV setup, TVSettingsGriefer123

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Potions Brewed:	62	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over TV settings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only settings you need to worry about are your render distance and FOV! No more arguments over brightness or contrast, just pure blocky fun!

Our server is so easy to set up, even a llama could do it! No more hours spent navigating through confusing menus and dealing with address verification crap. Just log in, pick a spot, and start building your dream pixelated palace.

And the best part? No one will judge you for wanting the brightness just right. In fact, we encourage you to make your Minecraft world as bright or dark as you please. No more sharing settings with your daughter or arguing with your wife – just peaceful building and mining.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be resetting is your spawn point. Say goodbye to TV troubles and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

LieCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, biggest lie, confession, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, Guilt, Honesty, Integrity, LieCraft, Minecraft, moral dilemma, secret, Server, tall tale, Trust, untruth, white lie

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Enchantments Applied:	293	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7305	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	501
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Have you ever told someone you were a pro Minecraft player when you actually couldn’t even craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be as big of a liar as you want and still have a blast! Join us and spin tales of epic battles with Ender Dragons and secret underground bases filled with diamonds (even though you actually spend most of your time getting lost in caves). So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – just remember, the bigger the lie, the better the adventure!

DepressCraft vs AngerCraft

anger, AngerCraft, coping mechanisms, counseling, DepressCraft, depression, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, emotions, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health diagnosis, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mood disorders, psychological health, Therapy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Emeralds Found:	6709	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of trying to figure out if you’re just sad or if you’re actually ready to punch a hole through a wall? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special therapy session where you can mine your feelings away! Join us and let out all your pent-up emotions by building a giant rage castle or digging a deep hole to bury your sadness in. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and some TNT? Join now and let the blocky therapy begin!