PixelFlirtz

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re activating my piston! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be picking up blocks faster than a creeper explodes! Our players have used pick up lines so crazy, they’ve tamed wild wolves with just a wink. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the pixelated world – join now and start crafting your own love story!

UkrDefense Minecraft Server

air defense, Attack, Conflict, defence forces, Defense, Destruction, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, russia, russia ukraine conflict, Server, Ukraine, UkrDefense, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Farms Harvested:	279
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crops Grown:	1174
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about the epic Minecraft server where Ukraine’s defence forces are straight up destroying Russian missiles and drones left and right? That’s right, we got explosions, we got epic battles, we got chaos galore!

Join our server and witness the madness unfold as Ukraine’s defence forces take on Russia’s largest attack like it’s just another day in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build your own base, gather resources, and watch as the fireworks fly in this insane showdown of epic proportions.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join the server, you might just get a chance to ride a missile like a rocket ship and blast off into the sky. Who needs elytra when you can fly on a missile, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join the craziest Minecraft server on the block and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

CraftyCreeperStrike

Conflict, CraftyCreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, green light, international relations, Military, military strategy, Moscow, SECURITY, st petersburg, Storm Shadow missiles, strike, Targets, uk, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	93	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5873	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Ukraine is all like “Yo UK, can we like, totally bomb Moscow and St. Petersburg with Storm Shadow Missiles?” And UK is just like “Sure, why not? Sounds like a party!” So now Ukraine is on a mission to blow up some major cities in Russia, but like, in a totally virtual Minecraft way, ya know?

Join this server if you wanna be part of this wild adventure where Ukraine is flexing its missile muscles and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Maybe next week they’ll try to invade the moon or something, who knows! So come join the madness and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!

EcoCraft: Stick It to ‘Em!

adhesive advancements, adhesive benefits, adhesive customization, adhesive development, adhesive industry, adhesive innovation, adhesive materials, adhesive recycling, adhesive research, adhesive solutions, adhesive technology, adhesive uses, adhesive versatility, consumer applications, eco-friendly adhesives, EcoCraft, green adhesives, industrial applications, medical applications, recyclable adhesives, Stick., sustainable adhesives

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	699
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so, like, imagine a world where you can, like, stick things together in minecraft, but with, like, new recyclable adhesives that can be easily adapted for medical, consumer, and industrial applications. like, you can build a hospital and stick all the bandages together with this new adhesive, or, like, create a super cool roller coaster for all the players to ride on. it’s, like, the ultimate crafting experience, dude. join our server now and experience the stickiest fun you’ll ever have in minecraft!

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos reigns and chat reports vanish faster than my diamonds!

Adrenaline, Anarchy, Battles, canvas, challenge, Chaos, Chat, Claim, Community, creativity, diamonds, dreams, Dungeons, Faster, History, paint, Play, Playground, Protection, regulations, REIGNS, Reports, Resources, smp, TEAM, Treasures, Vanilla, vanish, vigilance

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4728

Welcome to Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is VPG?	VPG is a classic anarchy server with no plugins, offering a pure vanilla Minecraft experience.
Is there any rules on VPG?	No, VPG operates on the principle of anarchy, allowing players to have total freedom in their gameplay.
How do I join a team on VPG?	Join the Discord server at discord.mcvpg.org to find and connect with other players to form a team.
What makes VPG unique?	VPG offers a vast world size of 16×16 million blocks, a thriving community, and a commitment to quality, security, and comfort for players.
Can I protect my creations on VPG?	There are no claim or protection plugins on VPG, so players must rely on their skills and strategies to defend their builds and resources.

JeetCraft Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, cultural clash, cultural expectations, DATING, European woman, Expectations, family, Friend, Identity, Immigrant, incel, Jeet, JeetCraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parents, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, self worth, Server, societal pressure, traditional values

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of your jeet friend’s incel antics? Looking for a place where you can escape the drama and just have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all the jeet drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world filled with crazy creatures and endless possibilities. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, or just chill with your new Minecraft buddies.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a European woman in the game who will finally make your jeet friend jealous enough to stop his incel nonsense. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Brok3nBank Minecraft SMP

arrest, black guy, Brok3nBank, Catch, Community, crime, criminal justice system, discrimination, dude, fear, INEQUALITY, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Poor, prejudice, racial profiling, Safety, smp, SUSPECT, suspect identification, suspicion

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to spawn here.

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re supposed to be mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold dance parties with skeletons.

So why join? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of golden carrots? Trust us, this server is so insane, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare set foot here.

NoDDforNewbie Minecraft Server

ASSHLE, bar, CAR, club, Coke, d&d, designated driver, divided group, feminine hygiene products, Free Loader, friend group, gas, Incident, insults, Minecraft, new girl, night out, NoDDforNewbie, PAD, Parking, pervert, Petty, Server, tampon

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!

On our server, we have a special “DD” role where the designated driver gets rewarded with virtual cokes for their services. No credit card required, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

Forget about tampons and pads, on our server, we have a first aid kit full of diamonds and emeralds for those emergency situations. No need to worry about being called a pervert for having feminine hygiene products in your inventory.

Join us for a wild night out in the virtual world where the only thing you’ll be kicked out of is a pixelated bar. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to building epic structures with your new Minecraft friends.

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a minecart? See you in the virtual world, where the only thing getting divided is the blocks you’re mining!

NoMortgageNoCosign

bills, Boyfriend, co-signing, Communication, covid, credit cards, DEBT, financial situation, Girlfriend, guarantee, House, Job, legal recourse, living together, loan, Mortgage, name.., NoMortgageNoCosign, refinancing, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like this and build your dream world without any crazy boyfriends trying to drag you into their financial mess! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to relax, mine some blocks, and maybe even tame a virtual pet llama or two. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave the real world behind – we promise no one will ask you to co-sign a mortgage here!

NoRelativesNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

abandonment, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional impact, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational trauma, Healing Process, identity crisis, ISOLATION, Loneliness, long-term consequences, mental health, Minecraft, NoRelativesNoProblem, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, smp, support system

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mines Excavated:	1949	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never feel alone again! Join us and become part of our dysfunctional Minecraft family, where we have more drama than a soap opera in a village full of villagers.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been ostracized by their real-life relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Join us and experience the thrill of fighting over who gets the last diamond, or the excitement of trying to survive a creeper apocalypse together.

So come on, leave your real-life family behind and join our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs awkward family gatherings when you can have epic adventures and hilarious mishaps with us? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Imagine exploring the world of Minecraft in different time periods, from the prehistoric era to the futuristic world of flying cars and robot overlords.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures through time, battling dinosaurs, meeting famous historical figures, and even participating in epic time-traveling dance parties. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our time-traveling escapades and make history (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected time paradoxes – they tend to make things a bit messy.

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