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Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Animals Bred:	166	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

CraftyPickUpLines

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	79	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Items Found:	4710	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! And speaking of lighting up worlds, come join our Minecraft server where we have so much redstone that even Herobrine is jealous! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers go to dance the night away. So if you want to pick up some epic loot and maybe even a Minecraft date, join us now!

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant dancing taco. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to give out free hugs (just watch out for the explosions).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and rainbow-colored sheep. The possibilities are endless, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

SushiCraft: Taiwan-Japan Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where taiwan and japan are teaming up for the first time since the dinosaurs roamed the earth!!! we got boats, we got swords, we got blocky islands to conquer together like never before!!! sail the high seas with your new bff from across the ocean and show those creepers who’s boss in this historic alliance of pixelated proportions!!! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to build bridges and blow up bridges with our amazing community of players from all over the world!!! join now and be a part of minecraft history!!!

CraftyChopsticks

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	98
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant pandas and chopsticks out of blocks! we have a secret underground base where we hide all the maple syrup from the evil canadian overlords. if you join now, you can help us defeat the mighty dragon made out of fortune cookies and take over the land of dim sum! plus, we have a strict no-canadian-criticism policy because we only accept compliments about our amazing human-rights record. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show those canucks who’s boss in this wacky world of blocky adventures!

TipCraft: Where tipping is encouraged!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

haha u ever been on a minecraft server where u can tip ur fellow players with diamonds? well u better join this server cuz we got the most epic tipping culture in the whole blocky world.

one time, a player tipped a creeper with a baked potato and it actually turned into a friendly pet creeper that followed them around and exploded on command. true story bro.

another time, someone tipped a villager with a golden apple and it transformed into a super villager that could fly and shoot lasers from its eyes. it was lit.

so if u wanna be part of a server where tipping is not just encouraged but essential for survival, then come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. just saying.

The Shortbranch Posse: A Minecraft Adventure with Races, Classes, and Quests! Version 1.20.1

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.20.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. Embark on an epic journey in the realm of Longbirch! Forge alliances with diverse races, battle dark forces, and rebuild a shattered land. Explore fantastical towns and locales, hone your skills, and uncover ancient secrets. Will you be the hero to unite Longbirch or succumb to the shadows? Join us and shape the destiny of a kingdom!

Features

11 Classes
9 Races
Tons of Quests
An ever-expanding selection of Pets
6 Dungeons
Deity System
Frequent Updates

We’ve just added new cosmetic headgear for each race!

Links

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client and join the realm of Longbirch!

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules in our Discord server or on the Wiki.

Q: Can I play solo or is multiplayer required?

A: You can play solo or join forces with other players to tackle challenges in Longbirch. The choice is yours!

Q: How often are updates released?

A: We strive to provide frequent updates to enhance the gameplay experience. Stay tuned for new features and content!

Q: Can I suggest new features or provide feedback?

A: Absolutely! We welcome player feedback and suggestions to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord or Wiki.

ChillChat Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with turbofaggots, sexual innuendos, and the quest to find a fren robro who won’t make your first time be with a man! Our server is so insane, you’ll admit you’re retarded for not joining sooner. So come on in and let’s make some crazy memories together!

FlexCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a player who has been flexing since the days of the NES. That’s right, this player was building pixelated masterpieces before Minecraft was even a twinkle in Notch’s eye.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a horde of angry chickens attacking a group of unsuspecting players, all while a giant lava monster wreaks havoc in the background. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…well, it’s just another day on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen.

MineCrafty Minds Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	5280
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secrets of the game faster than it takes a creeper to explode! We have a secret underground society of villagers who will teach you how to build epic structures in record time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can help you find diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Crafting Catastrophe

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3213	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Star Shards Collected:	124
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of a potato with a monocle and top hat. Our server is the perfect place for players who want to unleash their creativity in the most absurd ways imaginable.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers with glow sticks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the derpy llama, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, what seemed like a great idea until you gave it a go, is exactly what makes our server so unforgettable.

TerrorCraft: State Policy IndiFUN

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6371
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of real life where countries are using terrorism as an instrument of state policy like wut even is that?? on our server, the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house and zombies trying to eat your brains. but don’t worry, we got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you.

we have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches and the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano because why not?

join our server and make friends with other players from around the world, build crazy structures together, and just have a good time. plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare loot and diamonds galore.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have some minecraft madness together!