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VibeCheckMC Server

aita, disposable cameras, drama-averse, Drunk, finance bro, foster kittens, friends from work, Girlfriend, heartbroken, Investment Banking, letting know, overreacting, pick-me land, Pictures, privacy violation, Server, toxic plants, VibeCheckMC, vibrator, VIOLATION, weird situation, WIBTA

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Hey gamers! So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and immediately you’re greeted by a gang of mischievous kittens causing chaos everywhere. But wait, it gets even crazier – turns out, your friends from work have been partying with the kittens and taking pictures with your vibrator! Yep, you heard that right.

Join our server for a wild time filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players? Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets about your coworkers that will make your jaw drop.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, look no further. Just remember to keep your bedroom door locked and your disposable cameras hidden – you never know what might happen next!

Smiling And Feel No Disgraceeee Minecraft SMP

beaming with joy, Carefree, Confidence, CONTENT, Disgraceeee, embrace imperfections, feel, feel no disgrace, genuine happiness, Happy, infectious smile, inner beauty, inner peace, Joyful, Minecraft, positive outlook, positive vibes, radiant smile, self love, self-acceptance, smiling, smp, spread positivity, uplifted spirits

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crops Grown:	1830	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be smiling and feeling no disgraceeee as you embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Our server is home to the most epic and ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to roller coasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the most bizarre events you’ll ever experience. From spontaneous dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest to epic battles against armies of zombie villagers, there’s always something happening on our server that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

So why wait? Join us now and start smiling and feeling no disgraceeee as you dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Valve’s Minecraft Server: Half-Life 2 Anniversary Extravaganza

anniversary, Beta Testing, EXTRAVAGANZA, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Gaming news, gaming rumors, gaming speculation, gaming updates., half-life 2, halflife, hl2, Minecraft, new content, private beta, Release, Server, speculation, Updates, valve, Valve Corporation, Valves, video games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of waiting for Valve to release Half-Life 3? Well, join our Minecraft server instead! We promise to deliver updates faster than Valve pushing updates to their private beta branch. Who needs Half-Life 3 when you can have endless fun building and exploring in our server? Plus, rumor has it that Gabe Newell himself is a regular player and will personally ban anyone who mentions Half-Life 3 in the chat. So come join us and experience the thrill of crafting and surviving in a world where Half-Life 3 is just a distant memory.

CyberCraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Server

Adventure, choose, cybercraft, refugee, Server, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dimension Hops:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with strict rules and regulations? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join our server if you want to be a part of a community where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a chicken army and take over the server? Why not! The crazier, the better!

Our server is like a CYOA refugee camp, where all the wildest and wackiest creations come to life. From NSFW CYOAs to SFW ones, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can even roll the dice to see what fate has in store for you.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy world of Minecraft madness! Just remember, post numbers aren’t for rolling – leave that up to random.org or some physical dice. Let’s get building and have a blast!

AstralMC Network

LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

A server that provides you with very good survival, and which is a balanced server with economy and whales, come in and visit us. 🙂

English: Astral Realms is a Croatian Minecraft SMP server with very well-balanced gameplay. It runs on seasons and has an economy system so players can buy and sell items and resources. Come on, visit the Astral Realms survival server and try it out today!

astralmc.club

JasCube Minecraft server

Anarchy, anti cheat, Auction, battle pass, Bosses, Clans, Communication, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Gaming, Grief, JasCube, Minecraft, Moderation, Private, PvE, PvP, Quality Server, Quest System, Quests, Safety, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

JasCube is a unique Minecraft server designed to give you an unforgettable gaming experience with your friends. The server contains many exciting mechanics and modes, including clans, a well-thought-out economy, an auction, PvP and PvE battles, and bosses. Players will enjoy regular events, a battle pass system and the opportunity to earn free donations, which makes each game interesting and unique.

We are equipped with an advanced anti-cheat and have responsive moderation, which is always ready to help and maintain the purity of the gameplay, protecting players from cheaters and dupers.

Particular attention is paid to safety and comfortable communication, and a unique economy and quest system allows each player to develop comfortably.

Join JasCube and enjoy gaming on a quality server where there is something for everyone!

mc.jascube.fun

Double Standard Minecraft Server

Accountability, Business, conflict of interest, Corruption, double, Double Standard, Ethics, Fairness, Governance, government contracts, Hypocrisy, influence, leadership, Minecraft, MONEY, Politics, power, public trust, regulations, Server, Standard, transparency

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only conflict of interest you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and giant spiders are a totally normal thing.

Our server is run by a mysterious billionaire who once built a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. Rumor has it that he has secret government contracts to supply all the rare materials in the game, but hey, who needs ethics when you have unlimited resources?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a few shady deals on the side. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-clad king of the server!

The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, go, long tail tags, Minecraft, No. 16255263, secret, smp, society

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Or how about teaming up with a group of friendly llamas to take down a gang of evil pandas who are trying to steal all the diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules! GO!GO!GO!GO!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Anime, art assets, articles, charts, Danganronpa General, Danganronpa News, Download pastebin, dr-related artists, DRG, DRS Released on Steam, FANART, FICS, Game links, Icons, interviews, Manga, Media, Minecraft, modding tools, Music, Novels, official store pages, pastebin nuked, PixelPanic, Resources, Server, ship tags, spoiler-free guide, sprites, Ultimate Summer Camp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Danganronpa class trial? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate summer camp of blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to survive against Monokuma mobs, solve puzzles to escape the virtual world, and uncover the ultimate truth behind the creepers’ motives.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Great Escape Challenge, where you’ll have to outwit your fellow players to earn the title of Ultimate Survivor. And don’t forget about our weekly talent show, where you can showcase your building skills and impress the judges with your pixelated creations.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Danganronpa meets Minecraft like never before. Just remember, in this game of blocks and betrayal, trust no one and always watch your back. See you in the virtual world, campers!

Dynasty Minecraft SMP Trio

champions league, Competition, Downfall, DYNASTY, Failure, Forgotten, History, Legacy, Minecraft, past glory, Players, premier league, Rise and Fall, smp, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, success, TEAM, Trio, Underdog

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the most chaotic and unpredictable server out there! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle mythical creatures, and try to survive the constant pranks and shenanigans of our mischievous players.

Remember that time when our reigning champions built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of the spawn area? Or when a group of players decided to start a llama racing league and things quickly spiraled out of control? Yeah, those were the good old days.

But don’t worry, there’s still hope for you to become the next legendary player on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring back the glory days and lead our server to victory once again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

bros, DATING, Despair, end it all, funny, gf, gfi, GOOGLE, humor, internet, lonely, love, meme, Minecraft, PIXEL, quirky, relationship, Sadness, Server, single, Technology, tfw, virtual

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	9348	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking sheep, rainbow-colored trees, and a giant chicken that laid golden eggs. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. It was a night to remember!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the madness begin!