pick me child Minecraft Servers

pick me child Minecraft Servers

  • CousinConfrontationCraft

    CousinConfrontationCraft
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 8481
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Enchantments Applied: 167
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ores Mined: 7797
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with pick-me cousins, cold responses, and overprotective aunts.

    Experience the thrill of confronting relatives in the virtual world, where legal issues and no contact orders are just a click away. Our server is perfect for those who thrive on chaos and love a good dose of drama.

    So, are you ready to dive into a world where family feuds reign supreme? Join us now and show off your adulting skills while navigating through the craziness of family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TokidokiAlya Minecraft SMP

    TokidokiAlya Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 1585
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 66 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Chimeras Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens led by a deranged cow named Bessie. Rumor has it, if you defeat Bessie, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted udder!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom of sentient potatoes. Will you be able to curry favor with the Potato King and earn his spud-tastic blessings?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and watch out for exploding dance moves!

    So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious adventure? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your imouto is counting on you to join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SnoozeCamCraft

    SnoozeCamCraft
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 7974
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Votes: 6559
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise not to take embarrassing pics of you while you sleep! Unlike some people’s husbands, we respect your privacy and won’t share any pics of you wearing a crazy head/eye massager (unless you want us to, of course).

    Join our server and escape the real world where you can sleep peacefully without worrying about waking up to a family thread full of embarrassing photos. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of privacy and won’t judge you for your bedtime accessories.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can build, explore, and relax without the fear of becoming a meme in your own household. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have a strict “no embarrassing pics allowed” policy, so you can sleep soundly knowing your virtual privacy is safe with us.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NutsCraft Minecraft Server

    NutsCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 1800
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 339 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Animals Bred: 139 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Potions Brewed: 78 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like totally bonkers, man. we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind. like, seriously, this guy is totally nuts for building all this stuff.

    we got world leaders and even Erdogan himself trying to get in on the action, but sorry dude, you gotta join the server like everyone else. we even got Israeli leaders condemning Erdogan’s threats to enter our server, like chill out bro, just hit that join button.

    if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they’re the real threat here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DegreeCraftAU

    DegreeCraftAU
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 5003
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Towns Built: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you wanna join a minecraft server that is like, totally off the rails, mate? well, let me tell ya, this server is so insane, it makes australian universities look like they’re awarding degrees to students who can’t even spell their own names!

    we’ve got crazy builds that will make your head spin faster than a kangaroo on a trampoline. and the players? oh man, they’re like a bunch of koalas on a sugar rush, always up to some shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to speak proper english yourself!

    join us if you dare, but be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked faster than you can say “g’day, mate!” so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RubbedTheWrongWayCraft

    RubbedTheWrongWayCraft
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 2454
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Mines Excavated: 3337
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little dirt hut and mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden, someone comes up to you and starts rubbing you the ‘right’ way. like, what even is that? who rubs someone the ‘right’ way in a minecraft server?

    but hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. we’ve got players who will do anything to make you laugh, even if it means rubbing you in weird ways. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we’ve got flying pigs soaring through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds for you to collect. it’s like a magical bacon-filled treasure hunt!

    so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s full of laughs, flying pigs, and questionable rubbing techniques, then you’ve come to the right place. come join us and see what kind of crazy adventures await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gamercraft

    Gamercraft
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 6835
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Gamercraft, where your adventure awaits in a balanced and exciting survival experience! Join our friendly community and embark on a journey through a world of limitless possibilities.

    Survival Mode: Experience Minecraft’s survival mode at its best! Gather resources, build epic structures, and survive the challenges of the wild.

    Land Claim: Protect your creations with our intuitive land claim system. Claim and secure your property to prevent griefing and ensure your hard work is safe!

    Vein Miner: Efficiency meets adventure with the Vein Miner plugin. Mine entire ore veins with ease and speed up your resource gathering, making your gameplay smoother and more enjoyable.

    Active Community: Join a welcoming and active community of players who are passionate about survival. Share tips, trade, and collaborate on exciting projects!

    Friendly Staff: Our dedicated staff team is here to assist you and ensure a fair and fun environment for all players. If you need help, just ask!

    Ready to start your survival journey? Connect with us and dive into a world where your Minecraft adventure comes to life!

    3.73.243.198:25807

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LibertySMP, where only the best builders survive – inspired by Hermitcraft, no cheats allowed!

    LibertySMP, where only the best builders survive – inspired by Hermitcraft, no cheats allowed!
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 6453
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Magic Items Found: 4250 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Liberty Vanilla Minecraft Server Overview:

    Server Type Vanilla
    Opening Date 2 days from now, Wednesday at 7:00 Pacific
    Plugins Pictures on maps, mob/player head, co inspect
    Server IP 147.135.105.201:25605

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Message the owner to be invited and interviewed
    Is the server strictly vanilla? Yes, with minimal non-intrusive plugins
    What time does the server open? 7:00 Pacific on Wednesday
    Can I bring my friends to the server? You can ask the owner for permission

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kamala’s Crafty Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 7068
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 372 Dragon Scales Harvested: 247
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is super duper! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your adventures and provide hilarious commentary along the way.

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who are armed with diamond swords. Can you defeat them and claim the loot?

    3. Our server has a unique feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme will pop up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you break a block!

    4. Want to ride a flying pig? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special pig racing track where you can saddle up and race against other players for epic prizes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our super duper server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VT’s Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    VT’s Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 8523
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, let me tell you about Vulpixsi! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Sunday – it’s a sight to behold.

    But that’s not all! Our community is full of quirky characters, from a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds to a ninja sheep who steals all the carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes (or just steals your diamonds, either way).

    So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with absurdity and endless entertainment, come join us at Vulpixsi. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Mingle: Mob Love Island

    Minecraft Mingle: Mob Love Island
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 7336
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Crops Grown: 4940
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 66 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Potions Brewed: 79 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

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    LOL join this server if u wanna see some CRAZY mob lovin’ action! we got pigs makin’ babies with chickens, cows gettin’ freaky with sheep, it’s a whole MOB ORGY up in here! come witness the miracle of Minecraft hermaphrodite mobs and join the wildest server in town! who needs regular old breeding mechanics when u can have this kind of chaos?! come on in, the mob lovin’ is fine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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