Join this server and experience the music of the blocks like never before.
You’ll be mining and crafting to the sickest beats while wondering why you ever wasted time watching those boring vtubers.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never look back at those virtual singers again.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky tunes take over your life!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.
Don’t believe us? Just check out the link above for proof that our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a zombie chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? 😉🐔🎉
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But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!
Join us and you might just stumble upon a rare mythical creature that you’ve never seen before in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a unicorn riding a flying pig!
But be warned, the dangers are real in this wild land. You might encounter a group of dancing skeletons or a pack of zombie villagers throwing a party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of this crazy world. Tony is scrambling to find new homes for Collision and Rampage, while also trying to pawn off ROH on some poor sucker. And let’s not forget the face Tony made when asked about the TV deal – he looks like he’s dying inside! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and we want YOU to be a part of it.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this wacky world!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.
And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant anime character pops out of the ground and challenges you to a duel. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started breakdancing instead of exploding? Our server is full of unexpected surprises and hilarious moments that will keep you on your toes.
But that’s not all! We also have the most iconic filter scenes in anime playing on repeat in the background, because why not? From dramatic transformations to over-the-top fight scenes, you’ll feel like you’re living in your favorite anime series.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you coming back for more. Plus, where else can you ride a llama dressed as a magical girl while battling a horde of zombie villagers? Only on our server, of course!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a player who made a “pact” with their virtual parents to give them 100 diamonds on their 60th in-game birthday as a “present”. And don’t worry, they’ll still continue to send them virtual money afterwards too!
Split bills equally in-game? No problem! But be prepared for some virtual financial drama when it comes to buying virtual houses and traveling. Will you be the virtual AH if you object to this “birthday present”? Only time will tell on our server!
Oh, and did we mention that some virtual parents might pressure you into spending more virtual money than you can afford on in-game weddings? It’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now for a virtual adventure like no other!
Join our server if you want to avoid messing with the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. But don’t worry, if you can defeat Chickenzilla, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!
We also have a secret underground lair filled with mischievous pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But be careful, if you get on their bad side, they’ll unleash a horde of exploding bamboo on you!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the land, Mount Farticus, named for its mysterious gaseous emissions that will send you flying into the air!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously good time that you won’t find anywhere else!
You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions!
Apply in the Discord
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(minecraft for now, current world is temporary*, custom world will launch soon)*
A community anxiously waiting for Hytale to launch ;). Once Hytale launches this server will transition over to a Hytale only server. Whether it takes 1 or 10 years we’ll be waiting patiently.
We aim to grow the discord server in order to have a healthy launch community. Come play on our custom Minecraft server in the meantime. No mods are needed to join our server since we are only using datapacks and plugins.
All you have to do is join the discord and ask to be whitelisted!
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/T8CEB5zxqn
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there a whitelist to join the server? | Yes, you can join the server by asking to be whitelisted on our Discord server. |
| Do I need any mods to play on the server? | No, you do not need any mods to join our server as we only use datapacks and plugins. |
| Will the server transition to Hytale when it launches? | Yes, the server will transition to a Hytale-only server once the game launches. |
| What kind of custom structures are added to the server? | The server features custom structures such as forts, castles, houses, huts, camps, ruins, villages, nether structures, and end structures. |
Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons with bacon, and build a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible)!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Vidya music for this feel? More like vidya party of a lifetime!
1. Our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will guide you through the game and give you tips on how to survive. Just be careful, he has a tendency to possess creepers and turn them into disco-dancing explosives!
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. Rumor has it that if you can make it through alive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.
3. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and crazy players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on each other, there’s never a dull moment on Bloody Stool.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re not as cute as they seem.
Experience the thrill of backseat driving like never before as you try to avoid crashing into virtual obstacles and perfect your parking skills. Watch out for the sibling with “autism at a very low level” who may just surprise you with their expert commentary on your driving abilities.
But beware, the real challenge comes when you have to confront your siblings about their rude comments and nasty tones. Will you be the hero who stands up for your sister’s driving skills, or will you be the one lashing out in a fit of virtual road rage?
Join us on this wild ride of family dynamics and questionable driving advice. Who needs a GPS when you have siblings like these? Let the chaos begin!
Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild west showdown. Cowboys riding pigs, bandits robbing villagers, and even a sheriff riding a llama. But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered how someone with a rifle was able to position themselves on top of a roof 150 yards away from Trump? Well, on our server, you can find out!
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what kind of insane stories you’ll be able to tell after a day on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
