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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8093 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 594537 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!