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Brazilian Bants: Craft, Laugh, and Build with ‘/bra/’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Bants, Bra, Brasil, Brazilian, BUILD, Comedia, Craft, cultura brasileira, Diversão, diversidade, Edição morrendo de rir, Engraçado, entretenimento, entretenimento online, fio brasileiro, humor, internet, LAUGH, memes, memes brasileiros, Minecraft, piadas, risadas, sarcasmo, satira, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5354	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchantments Applied:	196	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some comedy into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off insane stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors. Join his flock and conquer the land with the power of clucks and pecks!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will leave you in stitches? Come on over and let the good times roll!

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

play.luminion.net

Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3446
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	251
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Enchantments Applied:	64	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2263	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchantments Applied:	171	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Enchantments Applied:	84
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ores Mined:	7720
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	4

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

speedvanilla.com

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	182	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Star Shards Collected:	252
Crops Grown:	4438	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

142.44.227.82:25597