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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9904 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 202 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.
So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”