🔥physique Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

JACKED Anime Characters Minecraft Server

#workout, Aesthetics, Anime, body image, Bodybuilding, Characters, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, jacked, lanky, mc, Minecraft, Muscles, Muscular, physique, Server, SHONEN, skinny, strength, Training, weightlifting

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone looks like they’ve never seen a gym in their life? Look no further, because on our server, even your average shonen MC looks like a lanky fuck who never lifted a weight in his life! Join us for a chance to flex those virtual muscles and show off your gains in a world where everyone is swole AF. Who needs superpowers when you’ve got biceps like these? So come on, join us and get ready to pump some pixelated iron!

Bros Body Type Minecraft Server

#workout, athletic build, Body, body composition, body shape, body type, Bodybuilding, bros, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, health, lean muscle, Minecraft, muscle definition, Muscles, muscular physique, Physical fitness, physique, Server, strength, toned body, TYPE, weight training, weightlifting

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	3930
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special body type called the “Bro Bod”! That’s right, your character will be ripped with muscles and ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Join us and show off your Bro Bod to all the other players – they’ll be mirin’ for sure!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground club where only the most elite players can gain access. Rumor has it that there are rare treasures hidden deep within the club, waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to enter. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the underground club?

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our special “Troll Mode” where everything in the game is flipped upside down and inside out. You’ll have to navigate through a world of chaos and confusion, but the rewards are well worth it. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

ChunkCraftLOL

anxiety, ChunkCraftLOL, Confidence, depression, emotional, fluctuates, Honesty, hurt, Insecurities, jokes, partner, physique, Promises, ptsd, Reflecting, Rollie Pollie, sensitivity, stress, toughen up, weight

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Void Gems Collected:	29	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never make fun of your in-game character’s weight! Unlike some partners in real life, we understand the importance of creating a positive and supportive environment for all players.

Join us and escape from the stress of real life, where you won’t have to worry about being called a Rollie Pollie or any other hurtful names. Our community is all about spreading joy and laughter, not anxiety and confusion.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be confident in your virtual physique and never have to deal with insensitive jokes. And remember, on our server, sensitivity is celebrated, not criticized. See you in the game!

PastaPvP Minecraft Server

#workout, bodied, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, Competition, FITNESS, fitness journey, Fr Ya Heard, gym, Italian, Italian man, MANLET, Minecraft, Muscle, Natty, natural bodybuilding, PastaPvP, physique, Server, steroid debate, Steroids, strength, Training

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Towns Built:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Steroid Steve,” a player who claims to have maxed out all his stats without ever touching a single diamond or golden apple. Is he a Minecraft god or just a really dedicated player? Join us to find out and maybe challenge him to a duel in the lava pit of doom!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning reality and wondering if your character is secretly on steroids too.

BicepCraft: Uterus Edition

anatomy, BicepCraft, body aesthetics, body composition, body image, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, bodybuilding pose, comparison, Competition, double bicep pose, Edition, elite bodybuilder, FITNESS, Flexing, muscle definition, muscle development, muscle showcase, muscle symmetry, physique, strength training, uterus, uterus diagram

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8252
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6222
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the bicep poses are as majestic as a uterus diagram! we have unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. plus, our zombies are actually professional dancers who will twerk their way into your heart. join us for a wild ride of craziness and laughter, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself!

MuscleCraft Minecraft Server

common, Europe, European body types, European male body types, European male physique, European physique, European physique comparison, Galician, Galician body types, Galician male, Galician physique, Male, male physique, Minecraft, MuscleCraft, physique, physique comparison, physique diversity, physique in Europe, physique in Galicia, physique variations, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and players? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a physique so rare that even the Ender Dragon is jealous! We’ve got players with muscles bigger than a Creeper explosion and abs that can withstand a TNT blast. Join us and see if you can survive in a world where every player is a ripped warrior ready to take on any challenge. So come on, join our server and show off your epic physique while building the craziest structures you can imagine!

Minecraft Man Cave Server

#facial hair, APPEAL, ARMS, attractiveness, best part, Body, cave, chest, Confidence, EYES, Grooming, hair, Hands, Legs, Male, man, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical features, physique, Posture, Server, Smile, Style

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, so are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a giant block creature who roams the land causing chaos and mischief. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Blocky Slayer?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

MuscleCraft Minecraft Server

abs, ARMS, attractive, back, biceps, body part, chest, definition, FITNESS, Legs, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Muscle, MuscleCraft, pecs, physical appearance, physique, RIPPED, Server, shoulders, six-pack, Toned

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the full package? Well, look no further because our server is like the bicep of Minecraft servers – strong, impressive, and guaranteed to make you swoon.

Join our server and experience a world where every block is sculpted to perfection, just like the most attractive muscle or body part in men. From towering skyscrapers to intricate redstone creations, you’ll be flexing your creative muscles like never before.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most ripped players in the Minecraft community. Get ready to be surrounded by chiseled abs, bulging biceps, and jaw-dropping physiques that will make you question if you’re still playing a game or living in a virtual fitness magazine.

So why settle for a flabby, mediocre server when you can join ours and be part of the hottest, most muscular community in Minecraft? Come flex your virtual muscles and show the world what true Minecraft strength looks like!

BlockyBods Minecraft – Where even Steve has a better body than these actors! LOL

#workout, Actors, Aesthetics, athleticism, BlockyBods, Body, Exercise, fit, FITNESS, gym, health, Hollywood, image, lol, Minecraft, Muscles, Perception, physique, RIPPED, steve, strength, talent, Toned, Underrated

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Void Gems Collected:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Villages Defended:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of undercover Hollywood actors who are just looking for a fun way to unwind after a long day of filming.

But wait, it gets even better! These actors have bodies that are way more impressive than anyone gives them credit for. We’re talking abs of steel, biceps that could crush diamonds, and glutes that could rival even the most dedicated gym bro. So not only will you be playing Minecraft with some of the hottest celebs in town, but you’ll also be admiring their toned bodies while you do it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon on the server where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But be warned, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Only the bravest and most skilled players will come out on top.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of your favorite actor flexing their muscles while they mine for diamonds. It’s a win-win situation, really.

BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

body composition, body image, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, bulk, BulkCraft, bulking, CREEPERS, diet, endermen, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, gym, health, Hit, intentional weight gain, mindset, muscle building, muscle gain, nutrition, physique, self improvement, strength training, weight gain

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	3333
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5611
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!

Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons and vanilla collide (with a touch of Java and a sprinkle of age) v1.21!

Adults, age, anti-grief, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, collide, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, dragons, Farms, Features, java, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, sprinkle, Survival, Touch, Updates, v1.21, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Draconicraft SMP
SMP	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ:

What does semi-vanilla mean for Draconicraft?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What are some of the Datapacks used on the server?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

How can I get more information and join the server?

Join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started! https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Blocky Butthole Minecraft Server

Abuse, Anal, assault, blocky, butthole, consequences, criminal behavior, degrading, DISRESPECTFUL, fucked, HARMFUL, Inappropriate Behavior, Justice, Minecraft, non-consensual, offensive, perpetrator, retards, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, Victim, violent

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!

Minecraft SMP: NijiCraft – The Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, NijiCraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around causing chaos, like Petra Gurin building a giant potato fortress and Ethyria summoning llamas from the sky to rain down on unsuspecting players.

Join us for a wild ride with LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu are on a mission to collect every single diamond on the server. Or dive into the madness of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin are starting a llama racing league that’s taking the server by storm.

But wait, there’s more! Luxiem is home to Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino hosting a weekly fashion show for cows, while Noctyx is where Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta are building a rollercoaster that goes straight through a volcano.

Don’t miss out on the chaos of ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette and AiaAmare are starting a llama beauty pageant, or XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and MelocoKyoran are creating a giant maze filled with traps and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering you cake, then definitely pay attention.

Sister’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Adopted, adoptive families, Bash, BDay, birthday dinner, emotional trauma, family, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, parental support, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sisters

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1307
Runes Activated:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can mine for lost letters and treasures like this dude’s missing letters! Join our server and uncover the mystery of the missing letters while dodging angry grandparents and feuding siblings. Will you be the hero who reunites the family or the villain who causes even more drama? Only one way to find out – join now! Plus, our server has the most epic virtual family drama you’ll ever witness, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Don’t be the only one missing out on this wild adventure – join today! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #DramaInEveryBlock

ShaveOrNoKissMC

#facial hair, bad smell, beard maintenance, body odor, clean-shaven, communication problem, couple conflict, couple dispute, facial cleanser, grooming habits, hygiene, hygiene standards, Intimate relationships, kissing etiquette, partner expectations, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship dynamics, relationship issue, ShaveOrNoKissMC, smelly beard

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Are you tired of dealing with stinky beards in your life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where all beards smell like roses and lavender, thanks to our magical beard-cleansing potions.

Imagine a land where you never have to question if your partner stepped in dog poop or if it’s just their beard. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to enjoy a fresh-smelling facial hair experience.

We even have special spa nights where you can pamper your pixelated beard to perfection. And if your partner’s beard is still causing a stink, don’t worry – we offer virtual couples counseling sessions to help resolve any beard-related disputes.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition!

Lowest2Lit Minecraft SMP

bouncing back, coping mechanisms, determination, finding purpose, healing, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Lowest2Lit, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, support system

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, crying over your empty diamond stash? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the depths of despair! Join us and you’ll never have to face the horrors of solo mining again.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server, when suddenly a wild creeper appears! But don’t worry, our resident superhero, Captain Diamond, swoops in to save the day with his trusty enchanted sword. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a pack of dancing chickens joins in the fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where all the mobs gather to feast on delicious tacos made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Who needs therapy when you have a server like this to lift your spirits?

HellTV: Minecraft Edition

Afterlife, brimstone, dark comedy, Demons, Devil, Edition, Entertainment, Eternal Damnation, Fire, Hell, HellTV, Horror, Minecraft, punishment, Satan, Sinners, Suffering, Supernatural, surreal, television, Torment, TV, underworld

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll feel like you’re in Hell, but in a good way! Why watch boring TV shows when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness of our virtual world?

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

We’ve got lava parkour, diamond rain showers, and a secret underground club where the skeletons throw the sickest parties. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flaming minecart through the Nether and challenge the Wither to a dance-off.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience Hell like never before. Who needs TV when you can be a part of the craziest adventure of your life?

FrozenAmmoCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, assets, Conflict Resolution, Czech, defense cooperation, Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, foreign policy, frozen, FrozenAmmoCraft, fund, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Towns Built:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got the EU funding our ammo for Ukraine using, like, frozen Russian assets. it’s like a crazy war zone up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual explosions.

join us if you wanna be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of Minecraft. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and a whole lot of drama for your mama.

plus, our defense minister is, like, a total boss. he’s out there on the front lines, leading the charge against the evil forces of the server. you gotta see it to believe it, bro.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockBlastersMC

anti-semitism, BlockBlastersMC, bomb threats, Canada, Canadian society, community response, discrimination, fear, hate crimes, Hospitals, intolerance, investigation, Jewish community, Jewish organizations, law enforcement, religious institutions, Safety Measures, security threats, solidarity, Support, targeted attacks, Threats

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Farms Harvested:	725
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	512118
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual hospitals and jewish organizations with bomb threats! it’s a blast, literally! join now for a chance to be the mastermind behind the chaos and destruction. who needs peace and harmony when you can have explosions and mayhem in the virtual world? come on, you know you want to join the madness!

LoyalCraft2020

alignment, controversial views, core supporters, Covid-19 pandemic, Facebook posts, international study, LoyalCraft2020, loyalty, Messaging, online behavior, Opponents, political alignment, political beliefs, political messages, positive reaction, rhetoric, social media, strong loyalty, study, Trump supporters, Trump’s rhetoric

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Potions Brewed:	176
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	271
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

so like, u know how trump has those hardcore fans who just like, love everything he says? well, imagine a minecraft server where everyone is like that but instead of politics, it’s all about building epic structures and battling mobs.

join our server and be part of the most loyal community ever, where everyone is united in their love for blocky adventures and pixelated fun. you’ll never have to worry about drama or disagreements because everyone is just so obsessed with the game that nothing else matters.

plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will push your minecraft skills to the limit. from building the tallest tower to surviving the longest in a hardcore survival world, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft paradise where trump’s core supporters would feel right at home. trust us, you won’t regret it! #makecraftinggreatagain