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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5285 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 357 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 7253 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!
