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CraftyCash SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dimension Hops:	8

Minecraft SMP! Join our server for the most epic adventure of your life! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with cookies. But beware, there’s a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

ToxicCraft – Where the Fans are Scarier Than the Creepers

aggressive fans, CREEPERS, cyberbullying, extreme fans, extreme loyalty, fan toxicity, fan wars, fanatical behavior, Fans, negative behavior, negative fanbase, negative fandom, obsessive fans, online harassment, online toxicity, scarier, toxic behavior, toxic community, toxic culture, toxic fanbase, toxic fandom, toxic fans, ToxicCraft, unhealthy obsession

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server has the most toxic fanbase you will ever encounter! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and plenty of trolling. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a server full of craziness and mayhem? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity mix, energy consumption, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, germany, green energy, Minecraft, renewable electricity, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable resources, renewable sources, renewables, Server, Solar, solar power, SolarCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more renewable energy than Germany in 2024, like whaaat?! Our solar panels be poppin’ off at 14% contribution, like we’re basically the sun’s BFF. Join us and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the universe, where even the creepers recycle their TNT. Don’t miss out on this lit adventure, come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌞🌍💥

BorderBrawlCraft

aggression, border region, BorderBrawlCraft, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Military Action, nato, political tensions, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

so, like, this server is like the ultimate showdown between russia and ukraine, but in minecraft form. ukraine is all like “russia, you get what you deserve” and they launch this epic counterattack in the border region. but get this, instead of tanks and soldiers, they’re using creepers and zombies to fight each other. it’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pixelated graphics. join this server if you want to see the ultimate showdown between two countries, but in a totally wacky and hilarious way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	134	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magic Items Found:	1424

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Potions Brewed:	200
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4607	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3171
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	69
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimension Hops:	9

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness