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BlockBreakersUnited

AITAH, BlockBreakersUnited, career, CSUDH, CSUF, Curfew, growth, Hispanic community, INDEPENDENCE, job applications, Life, Maturity, mentally abused, move out at 18, oldest daughter, partner, physically hit, Religion, serving, Sin, Struggle

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of living in a household where your curfew is at 10pm even though you’re an adult? Do you want to escape the mental and physical abuse disguised as “punishment”? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and start a new life where you can be independent and free from guilt trips!

On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone telling you what to do. Want to stay up past 10pm? Go for it! Want to explore new worlds and conquer challenges? The sky’s the limit (literally, in Minecraft)!

Don’t let anyone hold you back from pursuing your dreams, even if they try to guilt trip you with religion. Join our server and show them that you can thrive on your own terms. Plus, we have virtual tacos and piñatas to celebrate your independence! Viva la revolución! 🌮🎉

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our server for a fresh start. You deserve to be happy and free, just like in Minecraft where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Let’s build a new beginning together!

BootyCraft: Aging Like Fine Wine

aging, aging effects, aging gracefully, aging process, Appearance, beauty standards, body contouring, body image, body modification, BootyCraft, Butt implants, buttocks, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, Fine, firmness, Implants, muscle tone, physical changes, plastic surgery, sagging, self esteem, wine

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about saggy butt implants again! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that keep your character’s booty looking perky and fabulous for eternity.

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?

So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.

PutinCraft: Energy Dependence

arrest, controversy, cooperation, Decision making, dependence, Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, energy dependence, foreign policy, Government, international relations, mongolia, Politics, president, putin, PutinCraft, refusal, Resources, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, world news

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2912	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

So, like, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin playin’ with us, man! He’s like, buildin’ a secret base and stuff, and we’re all tryna find it and steal his diamonds, ya know? Plus, like, Mongolia is all up in here, protectin’ Putin and stuff cuz they need his energy or somethin’. It’s like a crazy spy thriller, but in Minecraft, bro! So come join us and be part of the epic adventure, man!

Celeb Baby Name Madness

Actors, Actresses, baby, celeb, Celebrities, child naming, children, Creative, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, Guidelines, Hollywood, madness, MEMBERSHIP, Naming, naming conventions, naming restrictions, regulations, rules, SAG, unique names, weird names

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so, like, u know how celebrities give their kids, like, super weird names? well, maybe it’s cuz the SAG, like, requires them to use a name that’s, like, not similar to any other members when they join. so, like, if u wanna, like, stand out and be unique, u should totally join our, like, EPIC Minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and, like, insane mini-games that will blow ur mind! plus, u might even run into some, like, famous people’s kids with their, like, totally wacky names! so, like, come join us and be a part of the most, like, exclusive club in the Minecraft universe!

Lipid Nano Vax: H5 LOL Avian

avian, avian flu, biodistribution, H5 avian influenza, immune response, Immunogenicity, influenza prevention, Lipid, lipid nanoparticle, lol, mRNA technology, Nano, nanoparticle delivery, npj Vaccines, self-amplifying mRNA vaccines, vaccine administration, vaccine development, vaccine distribution, vaccine efficacy, vaccine formulation, vaccine production, vaccine research, Vax, viral infections

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well do we have the server for u! it’s like a party in ur computer and everyone’s invited!

join our server for a chance to fight off mutant chickens infected with the H5 avian influenza! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our self-amplifying mRNA vaccines in the form of lipid nanoparticles.

come for the crazy battles, stay for the wild biodistribution of vaccines throughout the server. who knew saving the world could be so fun and educational at the same time?

so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some mutant chicken butt together!

What is the IP for steak Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, steak

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	147
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Steak is a high-quality, flavorful cut of meat that comes from beef animals. It is typically grilled, pan-seared, or broiled to achieve a crispy, caramelized exterior while maintaining a juicy and tender interior. Steak is a popular choice for many meat lovers due to its rich taste and versatility in cooking methods and seasonings. It is often associated with fine dining and special occasions but can also be enjoyed as a casual meal.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up messes is just part of the game!

application, BalancedRules, cleaning, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, FantasyNations, Game, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Messes, Moderators, newplayers, Newworld, part, PlayerEvents, Plugins, qualityoflife, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, smp, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Janitors Closet SMP – Overview

Server Type	Lore and Roleplay
Version	1.21
Plugins	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs
Community	Tightly knit with balanced rules and moderators

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the Janitors Closet SMP, you need to fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.

2. What can I expect on the server?

You can expect to create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, wars, special player-made events, and more. The server also offers quality of life plugins to enhance roleplay and storytelling.

3. Is there a Discord server for Janitors Closet SMP?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

Crafty Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Ascended, BETRAYAL, Character development, Comic, Crafty, Drama, family dynamics, FANTASY, long lost siblings, loyalty, Manga, Minecraft, Oshi, Oshi no Ko, power struggle, Redemption, romance, ruby, Secrets, Server, Supernatural, webtoon

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1771
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ruby has ascended to bring you the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server and witness the legendary Ruby, a player so skilled and powerful that she has literally ascended to a higher plane of existence. Rumor has it she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes. And guess what? She’s looking for new recruits to join her on her epic adventures!

But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll find diamond ore that spawns in the shape of unicorns, creepers that explode into confetti, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move. And did we mention the talking cows that give out free diamonds? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So why wait? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even ascend like Ruby and become a legend yourself!

Daily School Rumble Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aliens, Anime, Chaos, comedy, Daily, Daily School Rumble, episode 1, Friends, funny, high school, humor, Manga, Minecraft, outer space, Plan1 from Outer Space, Rumble, School, school life, series, Shenanigans, smp, Students

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Animals Bred:	141	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Earth servers? Well, look no further than Plan1 from Outer Space! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret warp gate that takes you to a whole new galaxy filled with diamonds and emeralds galore! Not to mention, our resident alien villagers are always throwing the wildest parties in their UFO houses. So come join us on Plan1 from Outer Space, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

KidzCraftKareGone LOL

Babysitting, Boyfriend, Chores, court case, Favor, Fighting, flight risk, friend’s kids, imposition, kids behavior, KidzCraftKareGone, leaving work early, lol, losing mind, messy house, new area, non-refundable flight, peak season, stress, upset friend, watching kids

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4876
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re babysitting unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with whining, fighting, and constant battles. Just like watching L’s kids, you’ll never know what to expect next!

Experience the thrill of constantly cleaning up messes and dealing with flight risks – all while trying to maintain your sanity. Who needs a relaxing gaming experience when you can have the chaotic energy of a house full of misbehaving children?

Join now and see if you can handle the madness. Just like L’s friend, you’ll be questioning your life choices and wondering how things got so out of control. But hey, at least you’ll have a story to tell afterwards!

MovieImpressionMCSMP

cinematic experience, cinematic masterpiece, deep reflection, Emotional journey, film analysis, film discussion, impactful storytelling, Impression, lasting impact., lasting impression, long-lasting effect, memorable film, Movie, movie recommendation, movie review, MovieImpressionMCSMP, must watch, powerful message, Thought-provoking, unforgettable scenes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie that will leave you on the edge of your seat for a whole week! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected plot twists that will have you saying “I can’t believe that just happened in a Minecraft server!” So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ride of your life on our server. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?