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Steve’s Pol Conquest Minecraft Server

admit defeat, Beautiful Mind, Champion, chuds, conqueror, Conquest, Couch, debate, destiny, fucked, King, Lauren Southern, Minecraft, Nabraska Steve, Nick Fuentes, parents, physically, POL, Seduced, Server, slap, Steven Bonnell II, Steves

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	137	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	107	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of losing debates to /pol/ and getting physically dominated by them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, our fearless leader has never lost against /pol/ in a debate or physically! How does he do it, you ask? Let me tell you a little secret – Lauren Southern herself declared that he has the most beautiful mind she has ever encountered. That’s right, Nabraska Steve’s mind is a work of art!

But wait, there’s more! Remember Nick Fuentes, your Champion, your King? Well, our leader seduced and ahem had a little fun with him too. That’s right, he’s not afraid to take on anyone, even your precious Nicky boy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and witness the greatness of our leader as he takes on all challengers, including your parents, your ass, and even your couch. Don’t admit defeat to /pol/ just yet, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

ThaiCraft Minecraft Server

American, ancient temples, Beaches, Chinese, Colonization, dagestani, debate, Development, Economy, European, European power, japanese, kickboxers, masterrace, Minecraft, Muay Thai, occupation, physically, Russian, Server, sex tourism, ThaiCraft, thailand, Thais, top tier, TOUGH, tourist attractions, Women

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	72	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Thais masterrace domination! Just like Thailand, our server has never been colonized or occupied by any other server power. We have the most visited virtual world with tons of tourist attractions, from ancient temples to pixelated beaches.

Our players are as tough as Thais, creating epic battles in Muay Minecraft. You’ll see them knocking out players from all over the world with their virtual kicks and punches. Our server’s development and economy are top tier, much better than any other server in the neighborhood.

And let’s not forget about our top tier virtual women, making our server a top destination for virtual love and romance. So come join us and experience the wild and crazy world of our Thais masterrace Minecraft server!

Why Are All Lesbians Ugly, Fat, and Gross While Quite a Few Gay… Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, discrimination, Diversity, equality, fat, fit, Gay, Gay Men, Gender Identity, gross, handsome, lesbians, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, sexual orientation, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, Ugly

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5198
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing uglier than our lesbians is our creepers! But don’t worry, our gay men are so fit and handsome they make Steve look like a blocky potato.

Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic build competitions, where the losers have to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day. And be sure to watch out for our resident Ender Dragon, who has a fabulous sense of style and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as our redstone contraptions? Come for the laughs, stay for the insanity.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Chokmah, Commissions, Crafty, Dragon & Tortoise, Grand Assault, guides, Hieronymus, Hina (Swimsuit), Iori (Swimsuit), Kokona, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, mina, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Rumi, Scrimmages, Server, Shiroko (Riding), shorts, Shun, Side Content, Special Investigation, The Fury of Set, The Tree of Sephiroth

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Votes:	8091	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Love Letters Sent:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Imagine battling against the Tree of Sephiroth while riding a Shiroko (Riding) mount and wearing a Hina (Swimsuit) armor – only on our server! Or how about teaming up with a Dragon and a Tortoise to create a better future, all while wearing a Mina (3*) swimsuit – talk about fashion forward!

But wait, there’s more! Take on Hieronymus in an Urban Torment with Special Armor, or face The Fury of Set with Light Armor – the choices are endless and the fun never stops! Plus, enjoy 2x Hards, Bounties, Lessons, Scrimmages, and Commissions to level up your gameplay like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement!

Trash General Minecraft SMP #2917: Nuckelavee (Forma de Chica) Edition

Arguing, chica, E-Celebs, Edition, forma, Forma de Chica, general, hate RWBY, ignore, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, Nuckelavee, pastebin, Patch will rise again, porn, Report, rooster teeth, RT content, RWBY, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, Trash General, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	152
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We have only one rule: you can love RWBY, you can hate RWBY, but for the love of Notch, don’t tell us it’s good.

But that’s not all! We have events crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and Patch will rise again (whatever that means). Plus, we have a Pastebin that’s more mysterious than a hidden diamond vein.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Just remember, don’t believe their lies and always be prepared for the unexpected. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few troll posts).

What is the IP for DrDisRespect Minecraft Server?

apple event, Batman, DAZN, DEADROP, Disney, drdisrespect, gameplay, gta 6, Harry Potter, hunting, markiplier, Meta, Minecraft, mrbeast, PC, penguinz0, prop hunt, PS5, roblox, Rodgers, Server, sidemen, smii7y, sniper, starfield, summer game fest, timthetatman, Tommyinit, VMA, WOW BR, xbox showcase

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	464084
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1157
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Potions Brewed:	130
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

DrDisrespect is the online persona of Herschel “Guy” Beahm IV, a popular Twitch streamer and internet personality known for his high-energy, over-the-top persona and skillful gameplay in first-person shooter games. He has gained a large following for his entertaining streams and has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. DrDisrespect has won multiple awards for his streaming content and has a dedicated fan base who tune in regularly to watch his streams.

Engineering Cat MC

Economy, Engineering Cat Chill Survival Creativity Community Build Explore Friendly players Relaxed Supportive Economy House Prairie Farming Rules Good times Gimmicks Cash Space, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Animals Bred:	142
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Engineering Cat MC, a chill survival server where creativity meets community! Join us to build, explore, and connect with friendly players in a relaxed, supportive space—no gimmicks, just good times. Whether you want to start your own cash farm and rule the economy, or build a little house on a prairie, this server has it all!

play.engineeringcat.com

Oops I Crafted a Server

certain point, Confused, crafted, disoriented, don’t know way home, finding way, keep moving, Lost, lost direction, lost in the moment, lost in the unknown, lost in thought, moving forward, no turning back, Oops, SEARCHING, Server, Too late, uncertainty, unexpected destination, unexpected journey, unexpected path, Unsure

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Votes:	3723	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you know exactly where you are at all times? Well, come join our server where getting lost is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee!

Once you enter our world, you’ll find yourself in a maze of twists and turns, with no clear path back to where you started. But don’t worry, getting lost is all part of the fun!

Explore mysterious caves, navigate through treacherous forests, and try to find your way back home…if you can remember where home is, that is.

Join our server for the ultimate adventure in confusion and disorientation. Who needs a map when you have no idea where you are?

No Taker Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusement, banter, Chuckle, Comical, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jest, JOKE, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, no Taker, no TakerHAHAHAHAHHAHA, Ridiculous, sarcasm, silly, smp, Taker, Witty

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of leather boots. Legend has it that our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our server. But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back. No Taker? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Neurotypical Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, anime character, anime character tags, Character, Favorite, favorite anime character, favorite anime character tags, favorite character, favorite character tags, list, long tail, long tail tags, Minecraft, neurotypical, neurotypical character, neurotypical tags, post, post favorite anime character, post favorite character, Server, tags

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Not to mention, our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Sheepicorn! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. And don’t forget to post your favorite Neurotypical anime character in the chat for a chance to win a pet creeper named Bob! See you there!

what does he do? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a gang of creepers over who gets to wear the diamond armor! Trust us, it’s llama drama at its finest. Plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride pigs like a pro rodeo clown. So saddle up and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves a chicken leading a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the sheep king. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and wild shenanigans that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

‼️go.landymine.ru 19132 FREE VIP FOR EVERYONE ‼️ Minecraft server

2022, Anarchy, Attacks, comfort, Communication, Development, freedom, Hardcore, LandyMine, Management, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modes, Players, Protection, rules, Server, Stability, Unique, Vip

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

► Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: go.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on players and comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ go.landymine.ru 19132

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