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Steve’s Pol Conquest Minecraft Server

admit defeat, Beautiful Mind, Champion, chuds, conqueror, Conquest, Couch, debate, destiny, fucked, King, Lauren Southern, Minecraft, Nabraska Steve, Nick Fuentes, parents, physically, POL, Seduced, Server, slap, Steven Bonnell II, Steves

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Are you tired of losing debates to /pol/ and getting physically dominated by them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, our fearless leader has never lost against /pol/ in a debate or physically! How does he do it, you ask? Let me tell you a little secret – Lauren Southern herself declared that he has the most beautiful mind she has ever encountered. That’s right, Nabraska Steve’s mind is a work of art!

But wait, there’s more! Remember Nick Fuentes, your Champion, your King? Well, our leader seduced and ahem had a little fun with him too. That’s right, he’s not afraid to take on anyone, even your precious Nicky boy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and witness the greatness of our leader as he takes on all challengers, including your parents, your ass, and even your couch. Don’t admit defeat to /pol/ just yet, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Towns Built:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

ThaiCraft Minecraft Server

American, ancient temples, Beaches, Chinese, Colonization, dagestani, debate, Development, Economy, European, European power, japanese, kickboxers, masterrace, Minecraft, Muay Thai, occupation, physically, Russian, Server, sex tourism, ThaiCraft, thailand, Thais, top tier, TOUGH, tourist attractions, Women

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Thais masterrace domination! Just like Thailand, our server has never been colonized or occupied by any other server power. We have the most visited virtual world with tons of tourist attractions, from ancient temples to pixelated beaches.

Our players are as tough as Thais, creating epic battles in Muay Minecraft. You’ll see them knocking out players from all over the world with their virtual kicks and punches. Our server’s development and economy are top tier, much better than any other server in the neighborhood.

And let’s not forget about our top tier virtual women, making our server a top destination for virtual love and romance. So come join us and experience the wild and crazy world of our Thais masterrace Minecraft server!

Muppet Mania SMP – Film Remake

beloved characters, comedy, Creative, Entertainment, family friendly, film, film remake, Fozzie Bear, Fun, Gonzo, Jim Henson, Kermit The Frog, Mania, Miss Piggy, movie remake, Muppet, Nostalgia, Puppetry, remake, Sesame Street, smp, the muppets, The Muppets remake, Unique

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Votes:	8383	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is run by The Muppets! That’s right, Kermit the Frog is the server admin, Miss Piggy is in charge of grief protection, and Animal is…well, let’s just say you don’t want to mess with Animal.

But that’s not all! Our server has insane events like the Great Piggy Bank Heist, where players have to steal as much gold as they can from Miss Piggy’s vault without getting caught. And don’t even get us started on the time Gonzo accidentally blew up half the server with his TNT cannon mishap.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our Muppet-filled server! Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs.

TrendCrafters

80s, 90s, classic, Cultural, fad, fashion, historical, iconic, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, Reminiscence, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, TrendCrafters, trends, vintage

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Farms Harvested:	532	Star Shards Collected:	196
Ores Mined:	1739	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	12

Remember the good ol’ days when planking was all the rage? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the classic trends from the past! From fidget spinners to dabbing, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who will bust out some sick dance moves whenever you least expect it. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance the Disco Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why join our server? Because where else can you relive the glory days of past trends while battling it out with a dancing chicken for wishes? Join now and let the nostalgia-fueled hilarity begin!

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

100 lucky block, aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, cash vs nico, Cheating With +100 LUCKY BLOCKS in a LUCKY BLOCK TOWER RACE in Minecraft!, family friendly, fnaf, here’s johnny, Heres, Johnny, johnny minecraft, kid friendly, lucky block, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Minecraft BUILD and SEEK!, minecraft family, minecraft hide and seek, minecraft johnny, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, no bad words, no cussing, noob vs pro, roblox, Server, skit, sml, sml movie, ssundee

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	17

Here’s Johnny is a talented musician and songwriter known for his soulful vocals and introspective lyrics. With a passion for music that shines through in every performance, Here’s Johnny has captivated audiences with his unique blend of folk, rock, and blues influences. His heartfelt songs often explore themes of love, loss, and self-discovery, resonating with listeners around the world. Here’s Johnny’s raw and emotive style has garnered him a loyal following and established him as a rising star in the music industry.

What are Minecraft servers like BroKits ?

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mines Excavated:	2297
Dragons Tamed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	199	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Some similar Minecraft servers to BroKits include:

1. PvP Land – PvP Land offers a similar PvP arena experience where players can battle it out with random kits. The server also features various game modes and challenges to keep players engaged.

2. KitPvP – KitPvP is another server that focuses on PvP battles with random kits. Players can join different arenas and compete against each other to become the top fighter.

3. PvP Legacy – PvP Legacy is a server that offers a competitive PvP experience with random kits and arena battles. The server also includes custom plugins and events to add variety to the gameplay.

4. PvP Central – PvP Central is a server that provides a PvP arena experience with random kits and challenges. Players can test their skills against each other in intense battles and climb the leaderboards.

5. PvP Zone – PvP Zone is a server that offers a similar PvP arena experience to BroKits. Players can battle it out with random kits and compete in various game modes to win prizes and rewards.

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Bubz Basement

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Emeralds Found:	1239
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

A survival server that incorporates Rpg elements to extend the gameplay cycle. Community oriented and open to player suggestions. Welcoming both builders and pvp oriented players. Constant monthly updates with new contents including new boss and custom items.

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/nuVrEuGnpK

play.bubzbasement.com

Heiancraft Network

Adrenaline, Adventure, bedrock, Biomes, Combat Skills, Community, Crates, custom enchantments, Earth, Economy, Friendly, heianbox, Heiancraft.network, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, Pets, Pinata, Protections, pvp arena, Server, Shop, Survival, survival earth, Welcoming

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

java ip:heiancraft.holy.gg bedrock ip:va8.holy.gg:26109 Welcome to HeianCraft Network!

A place where happiness and fun are guaranteed. Here, you can spend great moments with your friends and make new ones within a friendly and welcoming community.

Our server features two exciting game modes:

Survival Earth: Explore a world full of fascinating places and diverse biomes. Find crates with amazing rewards, enjoy custom enchantments, adopt pets and secure your progress with protections. You can also set up your own shop in the shop, face other players in the PvP Arena and look for the piñata full of surprises. There is so much to discover!

heianBox boxpvp: An action-packed mode where you can demonstrate your combat skills and enjoy the adrenaline.

What are you waiting for? Join heiancraft Network now and start your adventure!

heiancraft.holy.gg:26109

Live Liver Minecraft Server

alcohol metabolism, bile production, Detoxification, digestion, health, hepatic system, Live, liver, liver cells, liver cleanse, liver detox, liver disease, liver enzymes, liver function, liver health, liver regeneration, Liver Support, main purpose, metabolism, Minecraft, Organ, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8879	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the liver’s main purpose is to live… literally! Our server is so wild and wacky that even the organs have a life of their own. Join us for a chance to see livers running around, partying it up, and living their best lives in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that takes you on a thrilling ride through a volcano filled with lava sharks. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

So come on over to our server and experience the liver’s true purpose of living, along with all the other crazy adventures waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Bad Luck Minecraft SMP

#group mentality, bad, base desires, buddhist texts, community values, corrupt ideologies, Cruelty, cultural norms, ethical standards, Human nature, ideologies, implicit values, LUCK, Minecraft, moral compass, personal growth, philosophical principles, rationality, SELF AWARENESS, smp, Social Cohesion, societal decay, strong communities, Vengeance

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of falling back into your base animal desires or creating convoluted ideologies just to justify your cruel vengeance on others? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and be part of a strong community that will help you draw values and keep you from going off the deep end.

We have players who have transcended their base desires and have created rational ideologies that will blow your mind. Forget about those Buddhist texts, we’ve got something even better – a community that will support you and help you become the best version of yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your animalistic tendencies and hello to a community that will help you thrive. Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every Tuesday! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Damage, dented keyboard, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, financial responsibility, gaming hobby, gaming laptop, Minecraft, payment, Projects, Property, Receipt, relationships, school laptop, Server, smashed screen, step kids, STEPDAUGHTER, tests

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the real world, but also thrives in the virtual realm! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Looking for a place to escape from the chaos of your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs a gaming laptop when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only test you have to worry about is surviving the night?

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of dealing with stepkids and their bio mom. And hey, if you happen to accidentally drop something heavy on your virtual creations, we won’t ask you to pay us back for it (unless it’s diamonds, of course).

So come on down to our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends to help you navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life. Just remember, in our world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

CraftyCreeperWeightShamer

#workout, body image, CraftyCreeperWeightShamer, denial, fear, health, hurtful, income, Insecurities, lung infection, medication, oral steroids, overweight, PRESSURE, professional narrator, self-conscious, Sensitive, Support, voiceover, weight

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	841
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also experience the thrill of virtual fencing matches and strut your stuff on the catwalk as a part-time model*!

Forget about your insecurities and focus on having a blast in our virtual world. And don’t worry about gaining a few pounds, because in Minecraft, everyone is perfect just the way they are – even if you’re not exactly attractive in real life (we won’t judge!).

So come join us on our server and leave your worries behind. Who needs abs when you can have a diamond sword and a pixelated runway to strut your stuff on?

*Disclaimer: Fencing and modeling may not actually be available on our server, but we promise you’ll still have a great time!