> Kicks Out At 3 Minecraft SMP

acrobatics, agility, athletic maneuvers, athleticism, audience engagement, cartwheels, crowd interaction, Entertainment, frontflips, gorilla position, high five, kicks, kicks out, kip-ups, Minecraft, Performance, physicality, ring entrance, ring exit, ring skills, showmanship, smp, wrestling moves

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where players are required to do a kip-up every time they respawn, frontflip off the edge of the world, and cartwheel back to spawn. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event where players have to high five the entrance ramp before entering any building. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun server out there! So come join us and show off your acrobatic skills in ways you never thought possible in Minecraft!

ManCraft: Digging, Building, and Exploring!

brotherhood, building, camaraderie, Competition, Confidence, Digging, emotional repression, Exploring, Fatherhood, Gender Roles, INDEPENDENCE, leadership, Mancraft, Masculinity, physicality, Privilege, resilience, RESPONSIBILITY, self reliance, societal expectations, societal pressures, strength, success, traditional roles

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that turns your character into a buff, mustache-sporting hunk every time you defeat a creeper. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of our lava parkour course – if you can survive the fiery obstacles, that is. So come on over and experience the manliest Minecraft server around!

Men have ruined women’s wrestling Minecraft SMP

athletes, body image, Competition, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, Entertainment, equality, feminism, gender, Media, Men, Minecraft, Performance, physicality, representation, ruined, sexism, smp, sports, Stereotypes, Women, Womens, wrestling

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of men ruining women’s wrestling? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, women reign supreme! Join us and show those pesky men who’s boss in the ring…or in this case, the virtual blocky world.

Not only do we have epic wrestling matches where women dominate, but we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their clucking tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Treasure Hunt, where players search far and wide for hidden booty (treasure, of course). Rumor has it that the booty is guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be part of the wildest, wackiest, and most woman-powered server in the blocky universe!

PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything

Adrenaline Rush, aggression, athleticism, Catharsis, cause, Competition, Conflict, Drama, Entertainment, Intensity, Performance, physicality, Problems, Processional Wrestling, PunchCraft, resolution, showmanship, solution, Solves, spectacle, sports, violence

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle all our problems with a good old fashioned wrestle! punch, kick, and slam your way to victory as you battle it out with other players in the ring.

we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.

so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!

Crafty Truths Minecraft Server

330 pounds, 6’11”, 610, Business, Crafty, dressing room, era, Evolution, fighters, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, old school, physicality, Prime, professional wrestling, Server, shooters, tough guy, toughness, Truths, UFC champion, video games, wrestling

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of wimpy players on Minecraft servers? Do you miss the days when men were men and being a tough guy was a good thing? Well, look no further because our server is full of crusty f***ing men who are real shooters!

Back in the day, our players were 6’10”-6’11” and 330 pounds of pure muscle. They could’ve been UFC champions in their prime! Join our server and experience the thrill of protecting the business while taking down anyone who dares to mess with you.

Forget about players playing video games and making sure they look pretty, on our server, it’s all about being a tough guy and showing off your strength. So join now and unleash your inner beast on our insane Minecraft server!

SkyHighSockSensation

anatomy, Body, body awareness, body proportions, body size, feet, height, height difference, height variation, leg length, length, LIMBS, Perception, Physical, physicality, proprioception, Sensation, sensory experience, SkyHighSockSensation, Tall, tall people

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5731	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Animals Bred:	37
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1440
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Towns Built:	3

join this epic minecraft server where the taller you are, the longer it takes to feel your feet! yea, you heard right, folks! our server is so wacky that your height actually affects your ability to feel your own toes! imagine towering over your friends and laughing as they struggle to wiggle their little piggies. it’s a whole new level of competition, folks.

but that’s not all! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next.

so come on down and join the madness! who needs to feel their feet anyway when you can have this much fun? trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tiny Arms Big Dreams Minecraft Server

Anime, ARMS, Battles, big, Characters, Combat, cultural norms, DOMINANCE, dreams, Entertainment, exaggeration, FANTASY, Fiction, height, Minecraft, Muscles, physical appearance, physicality, portrayal, power dynamics, Server, SIZE, Stereotypes, storytelling, strength, Tiny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you tired of being judged by your size and muscles in real life? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft server! Here, size and muscles are totally meaningless, just like in anime! You could be a tiny little pixie and still manhandle players twice your height with ease. Join us for a fun and ridiculous time where anything goes and the crazier you are, the better! Who needs muscles when you have pure Minecraft skills and a whole lot of sass? Come on in and show the world that size really doesn’t matter in our virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

MomKnowsAll Minecraft Server

adult child, adulting, Assertiveness, bank account, Boundaries, college expenses, Communication, Confrontation, Expenses, family dynamics, financial independence, INDEPENDENCE, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, MomKnowsAll, Monitoring, overprotective parents, overreacting, parental control, personal finances, privacy, Questioning, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to track your every move like this overprotective mom! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no nosy parents snooping on your every purchase.

Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can build, mine, and explore without anyone questioning your every move. Plus, we have a strict no-parents-allowed policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about getting interrogated about your virtual expenses.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only notifications you’ll get are about epic loot and legendary quests, not about what you bought at the virtual Apple store. Let’s game on, without any unwanted parental interference!

StepBlameCraft

blended families, divorce aftermath, family communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, parenting challenges, parenting struggles, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, StepBlameCraft, teenage behavior

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Emeralds Found:	3256
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mines Excavated:	2452

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Ever wanted to experience the chaos of a family with six kids, two sets of twins, and a divorce that led to a rift that could rival the Grand Canyon? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Mark, the son who blames his mom for his parents’ divorce and can’t seem to get along with his step-family. Will he ever learn to take responsibility for his actions? Only time will tell on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a family feud, where you’ll have to choose sides and navigate the treacherous waters of familial relationships. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and entertainment!

Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition

#earworm, beats, blocky, brain stuck, brainwave, brainworm, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant loop, ear candy, Edition, last song, Melody, mental playlist, mental soundtrack, Music, musical loop, musical obsession., on repeat, repeat, stuck in head, Stuck On Replay, tune

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing stuck in your head is the sound of silence? Well, look no further because our server will have you singing a different tune! Join us and get ready to have “Baby Shark” on repeat in your brain for days on end. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground karaoke club where you can belt out your favorite tunes with your fellow blockheads. So come on over and let the music take over your mind (whether you like it or not)!

TelAvivTowerTakedown Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist, foiled plot, intelligence, investigation, Isis, ISIS-inspired., law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national security, Plot, Police, Prevention, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTowerTakedown, Terrorism, terrorist attack, threat, Towers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Villages Defended:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can join forces with the police to foil an ISIS-inspired plot to topple towers in Tel Aviv? yea, u heard me right, u can be a hero in the virtual world and save the day from evil terrorists. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands while building epic castles and battling dragons. like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s like a mix of action, adventure, and pure insanity. so come on, join us and let’s save the world one block at a time!

CraftyComradesMC

#sustainability, activism, business ethics, campaigners, consumer advocacy, corporate accountability., corporate decision-making, corporate responsibility, CraftyComradesMC, environmental impact, ethical business practices, global market, HUMAN RIGHTS, multinational corporation, PRESSURE, public relations, Russian business, shareholder activism, social change, stakeholder engagement, Unilever

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell russian businesses after pressure from campaigners! why? because we are all about that drama and chaos, baby! watch as we build a world where anything goes and nothing is off limits. join us as we create a virtual playground where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and let your imagination run wild. who needs reality when you can escape to our crazy server and live out your most absurd dreams? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

Neuron Growth Simulator

Artificial Intelligence, brain development, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain health treatments, brain simulation, cognitive health, computer simulation, diseases, Future, growth, Medical research, Neurodegenerative disorders, neurological disorders, neuron, neuron development, neuron growth, neuroscience, SIMULATOR, Technology, treatments

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	4585
Players Killed by Monsters:	1329	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5117	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we make your brain EXPLODE with fun! We got this new thing that’s like, simulating brains and growing neurons and stuff. It’s like, totally gonna cure all them brain diseases and make you a super genius or something.

So, like, if you wanna be the smartest person in the world and have the most lit Minecraft experience ever, you gotta join our server. We got so much brain power going on, you’ll be solving Rubik’s cubes in your sleep and reciting Shakespeare backwards.

Don’t miss out on this mind-blowing opportunity, join now and let your brain cells party like it’s 1999!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Variety

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

zero.bestixworld.ru

Duce’s Mature Vanilla Server: Where the Only Whitelisting is of the Players, Not the Content!

apply, building, Chill, classic, Community, CONTENT, Discord, Duces, faces, Fresh, Good Vibes, group, hang out, History, Join, Map, Mature, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Server, Simple, Vanilla, whitelist only, Whitelisting

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/foodiefraud-minecraft-smp/">Minecraft Server</a> Info

Minecraft Server Info

Server Overview:

Server Type:	Vanilla SMP
Whitelist:	Yes
Community:	Established since 2013
Features:	No plugins or mods

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server Vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, we do not use any plugins or mods.
Is there an age requirement to join?	We are looking for players 18+.
How can I apply to join?	Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/mry6EG7nN6

Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

candace, character banner, character builds, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Urgent Orders, Version 5.1, weapon banner, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Xilonen, who forges names with the power of dance, and Chiori, who communicates solely through interpretive dance.

And don’t even get us started on our current weapon banner featuring swords that sing karaoke while you fight. It’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

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