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> Kicks Out At 3 Minecraft SMP
acrobatics, agility, athletic maneuvers, athleticism, audience engagement, cartwheels, crowd interaction, Entertainment, frontflips, gorilla position, high five, kicks, kicks out, kip-ups, Minecraft, Performance, physicality, ring entrance, ring exit, ring skills, showmanship, smp, wrestling movesAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where players are required to do a kip-up every time they respawn, frontflip off the edge of the world, and cartwheel back to spawn. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event where players have to high five the entrance ramp before entering any building. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun server out there! So come join us and show off your acrobatic skills in ways you never thought possible in Minecraft! -
ManCraft: Digging, Building, and Exploring!
brotherhood, building, camaraderie, Competition, Confidence, Digging, emotional repression, Exploring, Fatherhood, Gender Roles, INDEPENDENCE, leadership, Mancraft, Masculinity, physicality, Privilege, resilience, RESPONSIBILITY, self reliance, societal expectations, societal pressures, strength, success, traditional rolesJoin our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that turns your character into a buff, mustache-sporting hunk every time you defeat a creeper. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of our lava parkour course – if you can survive the fiery obstacles, that is. So come on over and experience the manliest Minecraft server around! -
Men have ruined women’s wrestling Minecraft SMP
athletes, body image, Competition, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, Entertainment, equality, feminism, gender, Media, Men, Minecraft, Performance, physicality, representation, ruined, sexism, smp, sports, Stereotypes, Women, Womens, wrestlingAre you tired of men ruining women’s wrestling? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, women reign supreme! Join us and show those pesky men who’s boss in the ring…or in this case, the virtual blocky world.Not only do we have epic wrestling matches where women dominate, but we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their clucking tyranny?
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Treasure Hunt, where players search far and wide for hidden booty (treasure, of course). Rumor has it that the booty is guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be part of the wildest, wackiest, and most woman-powered server in the blocky universe!
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PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything
Adrenaline Rush, aggression, athleticism, Catharsis, cause, Competition, Conflict, Drama, Entertainment, Intensity, Performance, physicality, Problems, Processional Wrestling, PunchCraft, resolution, showmanship, solution, Solves, spectacle, sports, violencecome join our epic minecraft server where we settle all our problems with a good old fashioned wrestle! punch, kick, and slam your way to victory as you battle it out with other players in the ring.we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.
but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.
so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!
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Crafty Truths Minecraft Server
330 pounds, 6’11”, 610, Business, Crafty, dressing room, era, Evolution, fighters, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, old school, physicality, Prime, professional wrestling, Server, shooters, tough guy, toughness, Truths, UFC champion, video games, wrestlingAre you tired of wimpy players on Minecraft servers? Do you miss the days when men were men and being a tough guy was a good thing? Well, look no further because our server is full of crusty f***ing men who are real shooters!
Back in the day, our players were 6’10”-6’11” and 330 pounds of pure muscle. They could’ve been UFC champions in their prime! Join our server and experience the thrill of protecting the business while taking down anyone who dares to mess with you.
Forget about players playing video games and making sure they look pretty, on our server, it’s all about being a tough guy and showing off your strength. So join now and unleash your inner beast on our insane Minecraft server!