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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6687 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
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Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals and the villagers throw the most epic block parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual paradise, where you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with a carrot on a stick, and ride pigs into the sunset like the true Minecraft boss you are.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be joining us for the most bootylicious adventure of your pixelated life? Come for the blocky biceps, stay for the epic block parties – we promise you won’t regret it.
