Physical MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BodyBendMinecraftSMP

BodyBendMinecraftSMP, odd, strange, weird, UNUSUAL

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

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BioMod Minecraft SMP

smp, genetics, structure, Science, Enhancement

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic adventures ever! Like one time, we found a secret underground village filled with talking cows who were actually aliens in disguise! And another time, we stumbled upon a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy! Plus, our server has a special plugin that gives everyone superpowers like flying and shooting laser beams from their eyes. So come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together! And to answer the question, I would totally give humans the ability to shoot glitter out of their fingertips because who wouldn’t want to sparkle like a magical unicorn? Join us now and let’s make the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

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FemAnon Beatdown Minecraft SMP

strength, power, Assertiveness, smp, Minecraft

Are you tired of getting wrecked by femanons on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the players are so tough, they could easily beat up any femanon without breaking a sweat. Our players have trained with the Ender Dragon and sparred with creepers, so you better bring your A-game if you want to survive in this wild world. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a whole army of zombie pigmen with just a carrot. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to face the ultimate challenge of proving your strength against the toughest players around.

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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

Exploration, Minecraft, Server, nerves, Pleasure

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes, including answering life’s most burning questions like “What does anal sex feel like?” Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, dive into the unknown and let your imagination run wild with us!

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Athlete Minecraft Server

sex, STUDENT, attraction, jock, hot

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with male college athletes who are ready to show you a good time both in-game and out of game 😉. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our roster of hunky athletes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Chuddy Minecraft SMP Vibe

tired, Body, chuddy, unease, health

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of deranged chickens, or getting pranked by our resident prankster who loves to fill your house with llamas.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pumpkin helmet!

So if you’re feeling chuddy and want to spice up your Minecraft experience, come join us for a server that’s anything but normal. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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Punching Asuka in her ugly kraut face Minecraft server

Confrontation, Kraut, face, German, Ugly

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can punch Asuka in her ugly kraut face! That’s right, join us for epic battles against Asuka and her kraut minions as we defend our blocky world from their evil clutches. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Asuka, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single touch. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show Asuka who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible!

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ScarCraftStory

Pain, Physical, Story, emotional, accident

Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

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Blood Minecraft SMP Allowed WWE

hardcore match, Tiffany, Competition, Storyline, wwe

Are you tired of boring, bloodless battles in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we embrace the chaos and allow blood to flow freely! Just like in that epic WWE hardcore match between Becky and Tiffany, we don’t shy away from the hardcore action. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated PvP battle that ends with you getting busted open – but don’t worry, we won’t stop the match to clean you up! Join us for some wild and unpredictable gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

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Doomscrolling Drive Time

anxiety, traffic, distraction, road rage, doomscrolling

u ever feel like u just scrolling thru life like u in a car on the highway to nowhere? well, on this minecraft server, we take that feeling and turn it into a whole new adventure! imagine driving a minecraft car through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies left and right. but watch out, cuz the traffic lights are actually redstone contraptions that could blow up at any moment! join us for the ultimate thrill ride and see if u can survive the chaos of our insane city streets. just remember, keep ur hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, cuz things are about to get bumpy!

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