Physical Minecraft Servers

Physical Minecraft Servers

  • Athlete Minecraft Server

    Athlete Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 1962
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with male college athletes who are ready to show you a good time both in-game and out of game 😉. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our roster of hunky athletes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chuddy Minecraft SMP Vibe

    Chuddy Minecraft SMP Vibe
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 8380
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Ores Mined: 8288 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 137 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of deranged chickens, or getting pranked by our resident prankster who loves to fill your house with llamas.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pumpkin helmet!

    So if you’re feeling chuddy and want to spice up your Minecraft experience, come join us for a server that’s anything but normal. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Punching Asuka in her ugly kraut face Minecraft server

    Punching Asuka in her ugly kraut face Minecraft server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 2712
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can punch Asuka in her ugly kraut face! That’s right, join us for epic battles against Asuka and her kraut minions as we defend our blocky world from their evil clutches. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Asuka, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single touch. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show Asuka who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 8044
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Falling into the Void: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blood Minecraft SMP Allowed WWE

    Blood Minecraft SMP Allowed WWE
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 7262
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Ores Mined: 4676
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, bloodless battles in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we embrace the chaos and allow blood to flow freely! Just like in that epic WWE hardcore match between Becky and Tiffany, we don’t shy away from the hardcore action. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated PvP battle that ends with you getting busted open – but don’t worry, we won’t stop the match to clean you up! Join us for some wild and unpredictable gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Doomscrolling Drive Time

    Doomscrolling Drive Time
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 6416
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 130
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Potions Brewed: 127
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    u ever feel like u just scrolling thru life like u in a car on the highway to nowhere? well, on this minecraft server, we take that feeling and turn it into a whole new adventure! imagine driving a minecraft car through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies left and right. but watch out, cuz the traffic lights are actually redstone contraptions that could blow up at any moment! join us for the ultimate thrill ride and see if u can survive the chaos of our insane city streets. just remember, keep ur hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, cuz things are about to get bumpy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyCraftLand

    BabyCraftLand
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 2710
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 287 Farms Harvested: 543
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

    Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

    But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

    So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Physical Media SMP Funhouse

    Physical Media SMP Funhouse
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 3254
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Villages Defended: 19 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

    OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 4407
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Falling into the Void: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

    From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

    So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPainLand

    PixelPainLand
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 4125
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Farms Harvested: 972
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Runes Activated: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where punishment is just a fun little game of torture! Join us if you dare to experience the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where every wrong move could lead to a hilarious but painful consequence.

    Imagine being chased by an army of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or being forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe while being serenaded by a chorus of creepers. Our punishments may seem harmless at first, but trust us, they will make you question your sanity and your will to live in the most entertaining way possible.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where getting pranked by a mischievous Enderman is considered a rite of passage, or where falling into a pit of lava is just a warm and toasty welcome? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FunteriaClient

    FunteriaClient
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 8618
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey! we are the FunteriaClient Server!

    We have minigames but also Housing and we plan to expand in the Future! You want to help us grow? seeing us Grow? and being part of The fun?

    Why dont you Joiin now?

    play.FunteriaClient.de

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server

    ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 6338
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    There are currently 2 competitions taking place on the server.

    1. Competition for the best building with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! The competition has already started and will end on 02/01/2025. There’s still plenty of time to build something cool!

    2. Warp competition. The owner of the most visited warp receives 1000 rubles per card! The competition is repeated every month!

    Brief description:

    ⬛ Honest survival – NO WIPES at all!

    ⬛ Any donation can be purchased for GAME currency at an adequate rate!

    ⬛ There is a buyer of goods (similar to Holyworld), works, shops on chests.

    ⬛ Develop yourself. Build farms to sell items to buyers, save money to buy donations!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics have not been touched, nothing has been cut.

    ⬛ No one has OP, GOD, FLY!

    ⬛ Each player can install 1 Warp – FREE.

    ⬛ PVP – only in the arena.

    ⬛ Grief is prohibited.

    ⬛ Donations without whales and imbecile commands.

    ⬛ Build beautiful warp shops.

    ⬛ We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival!

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Longer rendering and simulation range!

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    Not a short description.

    ⬛Our server is a mixture of 2b2t Holyworld and Skyblock.

    We took “vanilla” from 2b2t, so no one has FLY or GOD. All players play without any donation privileges! Even the most powerful donation gives the player mostly only “status”. You will have to enchant good armor, look for elytra, and farm gunpowder for fireworks! Everything is like in a vanilla stock game!

    ⬛We took the economic component from Holyworld. We created a buyer that is very similar. Mine – farm resources, hand them over to the buyer – get coins. There are also jobs, the good old ones… Get extra coins for killing mobs and mining blocks. The jobs have undergone serious adjustments, we have only 2 professions and they combine many other professions (which were present initially without modification). Each player is automatically assigned to both jobs.

    ⬛From the skyblock, we took the nerdy component. There are tools on the server with loot 4 and 5. They are expensive. To earn these tools you need to build all sorts of farms – farms, dig and extract something, trade with players by building shops. Evolve – buy tools with more loot to get even more loot and get even more money to buy even cooler things in the game! And all this can be done WITHOUT DONATION AT ALL! The coolest donation can really be bought in 2-3 days of farming on cool farms! The server is full of examples among players who buy cool things for coins more than once!

    ⬛Besides all this, we DO NOT HAVE WIPES. Build beautiful houses, cities, warps, shops. Be as creative as you like. We have large privates even for players without donation!

    Around mid-December we are planning a competition for the most beautiful. construction on the server with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! Don’t miss it!

    ⬛And we also prohibit toxicity, incitement and all kinds of bullying! We punish players for this. We have the friendliest community. The admin is almost always on the server and is ready to help with any questions!

    a3.storymine.ru

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  • Racoon Hideout Minecraft Server

    Racoon Hideout Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 8767
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3812 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Information
    Server Name Racoon Hideout
    Crossplay Java & Bedrock
    Version Any version supported
    Gameplay Mostly Vanilla with some quality-of-life features
    Mini Games Yes! Fun mini-games are available for everyone to enjoy
    What We Offer
    Crossplay Support Play with friends regardless of platform
    Active Admins Our staff is here to keep things smooth and enjoyable
    Mini Games Enjoy fun mini-games with your friends
    Friendly Community We’re building a welcoming, positive community from scratch
    Plugins We Use
    EssentialsX Fast teleportation, home setting, and more
    Vault We have an economy on this server that will be used in the future for shops
    LuckPerms Fully set up permissions for everyone, ensuring a smooth experience
    Floodgate & Geyser Full crossplay support for Java and Bedrock players

    FAQs

    Can I play on the server with my friends who are using a different platform?

    Yes, we support crossplay between Java and Bedrock players!

    Do you have any mini-games on the server?

    Yes, we have fun mini-games available for everyone to enjoy.

    What kind of community are you aiming to build?

    We are aiming to build a non-toxic, tight-knit community where everyone is accepted and welcomed.

    Are suggestions from players accepted for the server?

    Yes! Suggestions are always welcome for anything about us or the server.

    How can I stay updated and connect with other players?

    Join our Discord server by clicking on the following link: Click here

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Neuro Swarm Central 1.20.2

    Neuro Swarm Central 1.20.2
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 7743
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3626 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and welcome our new AI overlord Neuro-sama? She’s like this neural network VTuber who’s learning to play games, sing, and collab with other VTubers. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, bro!

    Join now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama’s daily rants and skills development. Plus, there’s a subathon happening every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) – it’s lit!

    Check out her Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for more info. And don’t forget to grab some merch from Neuro-sama’s shop – you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, I swear!

    So, if you’re into AI, VTubers, and just overall chaos, this Minecraft server is the place to be. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the madness now!

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  • NurseNotSerious Minecraft Server

    NurseNotSerious Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 6100
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting in trouble for simply trying to get out of a boring day at school? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be sick whenever you want without any consequences! No more fake sickness accusations or cellphone violations here – just pure gaming fun!

    Our server is the perfect place for rebellious students who want to stick it to the man. Build your own virtual school where you make the rules, sneak in your phone without fear, and never have to worry about getting in trouble for wanting to go home early.

    So come join us and let your inner troublemaker run wild in a world where the only rule is to have a good time!

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  • LaundryCraft – Mom’s on a mission

    LaundryCraft – Mom’s on a mission
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 5769
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Zombie Dances: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 107 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Animals Bred: 29 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laundry drama is more intense than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride of folding clothes, separating loads, and battling over who gets the top shelf in the closet.

    Our server is filled with epic quests like “Find the Missing Sock” and “Defeat the Wrinkled Shirt Boss”. But beware, our resident laundry queen may try to help out by doing your laundry – and trust us, it’s a disaster waiting to happen.

    So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a herd of pigs in a minecart, then join us now! Just remember, when it comes to laundry, it’s every player for themselves.

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  • GenZMissedMinecraftSMP

    GenZMissedMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 2684
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 86 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Farms Harvested: 513
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP where we all pretend to be unicorns riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! It’s like the early internet but on steroids, like seriously, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like a real-life Minecraft heist movie but with more explosions and less logic. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride, it’s like the internet in the 90s but with more memes and less dial-up. Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!

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  • PennyCraftVIP

    PennyCraftVIP
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 8068
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 292 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he now runs a bakery in our virtual world, selling delicious creeper-shaped cookies to all the players. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch riding a unicorn through the pixelated sunset.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From a zombie that can breakdance to a skeleton that moonwalks, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, this membership is worth every penny and then some!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Redstone comrades

    Redstone comrades
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 6276
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 482 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

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    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Farms Harvested: 808
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6

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