New Minecraft Server
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  • UglyFriendGateCraft

    UglyFriendGateCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

    Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

    Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • PixelPhysique

    PixelPhysique
    Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

    And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

    So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ThiccThighs4MinecraftSMP

    ThiccThighs4MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate the true beauty of thick thighs? Look no further, because on our server, we worship thick thighs like they’re made of diamonds! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, plenty of thick thighs to go around. Who knew that Minecraft could be so thicc and juicy? Join now and find out for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
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