Forget about your shaky hands and wheelchair woes, because on our server, you’ll be running, jumping, and crafting to your heart’s content. Who needs to knit when you can build an entire empire out of blocks?
And don’t worry about feeling lonely, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even find a new BFF or two (just make sure they’re not eyeing your husband like your cousin Lily).
So come on down to our server and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, you might even forget about that whole “better off dead” comment you made to your husband. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.
Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.
So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).
Our server is perfect for young, fit, and active players who are ready to conquer mountains (figuratively and literally). We promise to never drag you into anything you’re not prepared for, unlike poor FIL who was left gasping for air on that hike.
With crazy quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are always up for a challenge, you’ll never want to leave our server. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t get sick from all the excitement (unless you’re prone to motion sickness from all the virtual jumping and running).
So come join us and show FIL that you can handle anything that comes your way, even if it means climbing virtual mountains with ease. Who needs a cruise ship when you can sail through our Minecraft world with adrenaline-pumping adventures at every turn?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their feathered festivities and boogie down like never before. Who knew chickens had such killer dance moves?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest miner in all the land?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen! Age is just a number, but fun is forever on our server!
Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a partner who thinks a woman doing yard work is super sexy! And if your partner ever gets injured and can’t mow the grass, you’ll be prepared to save the day. So come join us and show off your landscaping skills in the most epic way possible!
Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly zombies start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And let’s not forget about the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every Saturday night.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a giant spider with a diamond sword, and even build a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!
minetopia and more join the server if you like nice people and join our minetopia which is also super fun
5.255.85.204:25905
Introducing InfiniteMC
InfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!
Java / Bedrock compatibility
Mcmmo
Keep inventorySlimefunTownyPlayer shops / Player warps / Player auctions
Pyromining & PyrofishingCasinoRank up with in-game moneyFree daily crates for votingCompetitive economy
New unique items, more ores and soo much more
play.infinitemc.net
-=MendrixelSMP=-
MendrixelSMP is an economy-based survival server with a friendly player-base and nice staff. Our first priority is to make the players happy, so don’t hesitate to leave suggestions – we’re always looking to make our server better.
Features: – Player shops – Player ranks (/rankup) – Economy – Easy land claim system – Mature staff
45.35.101.82:25618
Hallo,
We are the NoboPlay.net network and want to offer you fun!
Now a few questions probably arise:
What is your concept? We are a Minecraft network that has existed since May 2015. During this time we have gone through a lot of changes, but since September we have focused on PvP & Jump’n’Runs & we have decided to stick to this direction. We attach great importance to user satisfaction. This is our main point in the concept: always satisfied users! Individual cases can always happen, but on average we resolve these quickly and without conflict.
What do we offer you?: We offer you 1vs1, with and without NoHitDelay, FFA with map changes and shop, QuickSG, SkyPVP with kits and XP events and UHCPvP, a game mode we created that is based on the classic UHC, but played with two people with lots of cool changes .
We want to offer you the best fun and that’s why join NoboPlay.net now!
noboplay.net
massivecraft.com
Welcome to xG Towny!
xG is a growing community since 2010, with over 10,000 members in our steam group. We pride ourselves to be a forward moving community that accepts everyone with open arms.
Come check out our Towny world, and join us on Survivial Games! We also have MCMMO integration, and Jobs. There’s monthly world events such as PVP tournaments and build competitions. All of the winners will get big rewards.
Don’t forget to check out our teamspeak @ voice.xenogamers.com, and our forums @ xenogamers.com
mc.xenogamers.com
THIS IS A MODDED SERVER
TO PLAY, DOWNLOAD THE MODPACK FROM TECHNIC OR FROM CURSE
IF YOU DON’T HAVE THE TECHNIC OR CURSE LAUNCHER THEN INSTALL THAT FIRST FROM HERE
Modpack Website: https://voltzmodpack.com
Voltz Modpack
vcm.voidflame.com
We are a new server still in development.So far we have Uber Survival,Eden,Creative,Biohazard,Timeless prison,skyblock.Hope to see you soon on our server.
MC.guppygalaxy.com
Note: GlacialRealms has recently been taken over by TheJackLC and AMinecraftDev, in this time we’ve developed over one hundred custom and unique plugins for GlacialRealms.
GlacialRealms is home to tens of thousands of Warriors that are training hard every day to become a Champion in this network packed server.
We feature various weekly events, staff interaction gatherings, weekly new content, Skyblock, Factions, Cannon, OP Prison, RP Creative, KitMap and servers that are always up to date. Glacial is a place where the Staff care about your individualised experience and work hard to improve the server based on what the community wants.
GlacialRealms.com
BLASTMC Asia is an idea by a group of friends in the Philippines who are dedicated to playing Minecraft. Our goal is to be the Top Minecraft Server in Asia by giving a new generation of Minecraft players a safe place to play and home to make memories.
We offer tons of fun in our Pixelmon Server with:
1. Kind Community 2. Memes 3. Custom Textured Pokemon 4. Player Ranks 5. Daily Rewards 6. Balanced economy 7. Grind to become top 8. Friendly Staff 9. Play to chill
and much more. Join now! IP: blastmcasia.modded.fun java version: 1.16.5
BLASTMC “Let’s Play Minecraft with a blast!”
blastmcasia.mcserv.fun