Physical Injury MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP

minor injury, minor health loss, Real Life, equivalent damage, Minecraft

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!

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LavaWatchersMC

friendship, LavaWatchersMC, emergency response, family dynamics, Fire Accident

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

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OuchieMcSMP

OuchieMcSMP, hospitalization, Trauma, torn ligaments, broken bones

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging virtual lava while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most severe physical injury look like a paper cut. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant chicken looking for its lost eggs. So come join us for some epic adventures and questionable boss battles!

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BlockBusterBalls

sports injury, reproductive health, testicular trauma, physical injury, testicle injury

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to protect your precious testicles from harm!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!

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PainfulCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, accident, scale of pain, injury assessment

Have you ever been attacked by a pack of rabid chickens while trying to mine diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most painful injury feel like a gentle hug from a baby zombie. Trust us, you’ll be rating your pain a solid 11 out of 10 after playing on our server. So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

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8b4t

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Raiding

Main Server IP: 8b4t.sparked.network 1.19.4 Test Server IP: 8b4test.minehut.gg

8b4t is a Minecraft anarchy server similar to 2b2t. Feel free to hack, grief, raid, swear, or whatever you want! As of March 12th, 2024, 8b4t has no anti-cheat, meaning you can hack with almost no restraints.

8b4t began on January 6th, 2024, and is ran by OG_Minecrafter. The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.16.5, but you can connect in any version up to 1.20.4. 8b4t will update to version 1.19.4 on May 25th of this year.

8b4t also has item frame duplication enabled, so it is easy for new players to acquire resources. However, this is going to be removed on May 25th, the same day the server updates.

8b4test.minehut.gg

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Rusted Kingdom

Roleplay, Rusted, Kingdom

Rusted Kingdom is a RPG Minecraft Server likely unlike you have seen before. It has NPCs / Quests / Spells / Guns and businesses that players can take over and fight over. It also has instances, dungeons and a casino. It also has more traditional elements of group pvp servers, kingdoms.

The base story revolves around a group of people called the Dusters. The Dusters are a loose group of civilians living in an overgrown apocalyptic city called Rust City. The Dusters themselves are just trying to survive and stay out of a major war that is happening between the Rustborn Brotherhood and the Crimson Covenant. ( More about Factions here )

Right clicking an NPC will bring up a conversation. There are currently 4 questlines to run through, the main Duster questline, the Crimson Covenant, the Rustborn Brotherhood and the expansion quests that come after all of these are completed, Vector. https://www.rustedkingdom.com for more information. Server ip is rustedkingdom.com

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Vanilla Realm Online

Vanilla, Survival, PvP

Vanilla Realm Online is a Minecraft SMP Server based in the Philippines Vanilla Realm Online is a Minecraft SMP Server based in the Philippines Vanilla Realm Online is a Minecraft SMP Server based in the Philippines

play.vanillarealm.online:50029

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HomiesHQ

Vanilla, HomiesHQ

HomiesHQ [vanilla]

HomiesHQ is my brand new Minecraft server. If You want to join in the server, join first in discord, once we get 10 members in discord we will jeep the server open 24/7 👇👇👇👇Discord👇👇👇👇 https://discord.com/invite/h6fRCuDX

-the server has acces to different ranks and comanda -the server is survival only, but there are more gamemodes comeing -we Have giveaways on our discord server

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Qnark Anarquico

Anarchy, Vanilla, Survival

Qnark is an Anarchic server without a lobby and without rules. Just by typing the IP and logging in, you can play Anarchic survival with your friends or other people.

qnark.sytes.net

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