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Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP

1 HP, Damage, equivalent damage, equivalent health loss, equivalent injury, Gaming, health, health points, hit points, injury, Minecraft, minor damage, minor health damage, minor health loss, minor injury, Ouchie1HP, physical injury, Real Life, role playing games, RPG, small injury, smp, video games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

OuchieMcSMP

accident, broken bones, car accident, Chronic pain, disability, Fall, hospitalization, injury, Medical Treatment, muscle strain, OuchieMcSMP, pain management, physical injury, physical therapy, Recovery, Rehabilitation, severe injury, sports injury, surgery, torn ligaments, Trauma

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging virtual lava while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most severe physical injury look like a paper cut. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant chicken looking for its lost eggs. So come join us for some epic adventures and questionable boss battles!

BlockBusterBalls

BlockBusterBalls, emergency room visit, genital injury, genital trauma, groin injury, male anatomy, medical emergency, painful accident, painful experience, physical injury, reproductive health, scrotum injury, sensitive area, sports accident, sports injury, testicle injury, testicular pain, testicular trauma, traumatic event, urological emergency, Urology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to protect your precious testicles from harm!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!

PainfulCraft Minecraft Server

accident, emergency room visit, healing journey, injury assessment, injury recovery, injury rehabilitation, injury severity, injury treatment, medical emergency, Minecraft, pain level, pain management, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, painful injury, PainfulCraft, physical injury, rating pain, recovery process, scale of pain, Server, Trauma

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Buildings Constructed:	29
Divine Spears Created:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Star Shards Collected:	56	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Have you ever been attacked by a pack of rabid chickens while trying to mine diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most painful injury feel like a gentle hug from a baby zombie. Trust us, you’ll be rating your pain a solid 11 out of 10 after playing on our server. So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

FriendzoningWife101

abandonment issues, Boundaries, Clingy, Communication, compromise, dnd, emotional wellbeing, Free Time, Friends, FriendzoningWife101, Honesty, love, Marriage, personal time, relationships, self-care, separation anxiety, Support, Understanding, Wife, work

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy partners and enjoy some quality gaming time with your friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!

FakeDeathFiasco

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Have you ever wanted to escape your old life and start fresh? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of disguise like that one guy who faked his own death to get out of doing laundry.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.

But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!

GayCraft: No Fines, Just Fun!

civil rights, discrimination, discrimination laws, equality, fines, freedom of expression, Fun, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBT community, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ discrimination laws, looking too gay, party goers, russia, russia news, Russian government, social justice

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the wildest party ever! we got pigs flying, chickens breakdancing, and cows doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.

we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!

Pixel Questrealm 1.20.3

1.20.3, console, controller, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming console, gaming controller, gaming controller for PC, gaming controller for sale, gaming controller for Xbox, gaming device, gaming equipment, gaming essentials, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, gaming setup, gaming system, gaming technology, Gaming tools, PIXEL, Questrealm, video games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Towns Built:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mines Excavated:	2625
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, I got your controller right here!

> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.

> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!

> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!

PetPals Minecraft Server

amphibians, bahamas, blue tongued skink, calling out, care, coworker, Divorce, exotic pets, herpetological society, ICKY, Investments, Love at first sight, Minecraft, PetPals, Pets, Phony, reptiles, Server, skink, Snakes, sus, wellbeing

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Farms Harvested:	370
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because we have Phony Fred as our server owner! That’s right, the guy who can’t even tell the difference between a snake and a lizard is running this show. But hey, who needs someone who knows what they’re talking about when you can have a server full of exotic pets like BIG ASS lizards and snakes that are basically the same thing, right?

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!

SisterSassCraft

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father abandonment, feeling alone, feeling misunderstood, feeling unheard, parental favoritism, parental relationships, Resentment, seeking closure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterSassCraft, Therapy, unresolved feelings

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	5183	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and resentment, just like the OP’s relationship with their father!

Experience the thrill of building your virtual world while dealing with unresolved family issues, just like OP’s unresolved feelings towards their father! Will you be able to navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where therapy is not an option, but building epic structures and battling mobs is! Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So come on, join our server and show us if you’re the real AITA (Am I The Architect) in this virtual world!

Love & Blocks: Dark & Playful

altruistic love, attachment styles, blocks, Dark, dark personality traits, dating preferences, emotional connections, interpersonal dynamics, love, love styles, obsessive attitudes, partnered individuals, passionate love, personality traits, playful, playful attitudes, pragmatic attitudes, psychological research, Psychology, relationships, romantic behavior, romantic partnerships, single individuals, social interactions

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Votes:	2954
Divine Spears Created:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the players have dark personalities and crazy love styles! Partnered peeps are all about that passionate and altruistic love, while the singles are all about being playful, obsessive, and pragmatic. It’s like a soap opera meets a comedy show meets a psychological thriller up in here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with the most interesting characters you’ll ever meet in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

ShadowCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Accountability, bio-attack, Campaign, CEO Brian, Covid vaccine, cross-section, DEAGEL, depopulation, Framed, funding, insider trading, interests, Luigi, nancy pelosi, poison gas attack, Realms, ShadowCraft, shares, Trading, Uhc, UHG stock, WARFARE

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Votes:	1464	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

🤪 Ever wanted to testify against Nancy Pelosi for insider trading? Well, our CEO Brian did and now he’s on the run from the interests protecting her!

😱 Watch out for depopulation plans and bio-attack warfare, because it’s all connected to the same people who funded Nancy Pelosi’s campaign!

🤯 Don’t be framed like Luigi, come join our server and uncover the truth behind the poison gas attack!

🚀 Strap in for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

christmas, decision, Decline, DIVISIVE, exclusion, Fallout, familial, family relationships, gift, godfather, godmother, Honor, Minecraft, new year’s day, Niece, NieceCraft, relationships, Server, sibling, snub, tradition, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the relationship between OP’s wife and sister!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Witness the epic saga of OP being asked to be a godfather without his wife being asked to be a godmother. Will this family feud end in reconciliation or TNT explosions? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through familial traditions and expectations, all while trying to maintain peace and harmony in the virtual world of Minecraft. Will OP make the right decision? Will his sister and BIL understand his perspective? Find out on our server, where every decision is as crucial as finding diamonds in a cave!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find drama, family dynamics, and moral dilemmas all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join us now and let the games begin!

GoogleMe4NYEats?

aita, asking, Calling, confirmation, eating out, fair statement, Friend, GOOGLE, GoogleMe4NYEats, holiday, HOURS, new year’s day, Open, Plans, question.., restaurants, san francisco, sf, specific restaurant, suggestion

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of friends who can’t even Google what restaurants are open on New Year’s Day? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who can’t use a search engine. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who know how to find the best virtual restaurants in town. No more awkward conversations about where to eat – just hop on our server and start building your own food paradise!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of sneaky villagers. Can you uncover their hidden menu and become the ultimate foodie in Minecraft? Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other!

So why waste time with clueless friends when you can join our Minecraft server and feast on endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft master!