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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9873 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?
But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!
