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  • Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP

    Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!

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  • LavaWatchersMC

    LavaWatchersMC
    Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

    We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

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  • OuchieMcSMP

    OuchieMcSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging virtual lava while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most severe physical injury look like a paper cut. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant chicken looking for its lost eggs. So come join us for some epic adventures and questionable boss battles!

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  • BlockBusterBalls

    BlockBusterBalls
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to protect your precious testicles from harm!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!

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  • PainfulCraft Minecraft Server

    PainfulCraft Minecraft Server
    Have you ever been attacked by a pack of rabid chickens while trying to mine diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most painful injury feel like a gentle hug from a baby zombie. Trust us, you’ll be rating your pain a solid 11 out of 10 after playing on our server. So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

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