physical injuries Minecraft Servers

Physical Injuries

  • MomSaidSuckItUpButICantFingers

    MomSaidSuckItUpButICantFingers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking your fingers is actually a good thing! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a heavy-weight fell on three of our player’s fingers and they had to navigate the treacherous path of seeking medical help while dealing with a less-than-empathetic parent.

    On our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventures await you. Will you have to choose between betraying your mom’s wishes or risking your own health for the sake of proving a point? Will you end up in a situation where you actually hope your fingers are broken just to win an argument? Only time will tell!

    Join us for a server full of unexpected drama, outrageous stories, and a community that will support you through the toughest of times (even if your in-game fingers aren’t broken). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to reconcile with your mom over a virtual game of Minecraft. So come on in and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CoitusInjuriesMC SMP

    CoitusInjuriesMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.

    But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays ðŸĪŠðŸ”Ĩ🚀

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCash Minecraft Server

    CraftyCash Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of shouldering the financial burden for your mom and siblings after saving them from abuse? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no financial responsibilities whatsoever.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about paying rent or bills for anyone else. You can mine for diamonds and gold without being guilt-tripped into sharing your loot. And best of all, you can finally take a break from the real world and just focus on having fun in the virtual world.

    So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our server. And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations – not your mom asking for money!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blockhead Busters: Fearless Stunt Crew

    Blockhead Busters: Fearless Stunt Crew

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, dis server be da bomb diggity yo! come join us for da most epic Minecraft adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop out diamonds and pigs dat can fly! if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in no time, like seriously, u will be building castles in da sky and underwater mansions like it’s nuthin!

    we also got a secret underground city where u can trade with villagers for rare items like enchanted golden apples and diamond swords dat shoot lasers! plus, we have epic PvP battles where u can show off ur mad skills and take down ur enemies like a boss!

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises? yeah, it’s pretty freakin awesome!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and let’s make some epic memories together! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HostageHavocCraft

    HostageHavocCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the players are, like, hostages who got rescued but then got beaten up almost every day, but in a fun way, you know? It’s like a wild survival challenge where you gotta fight off evil mobs and crazy players who wanna take you down. But don’t worry, there’s a doctor in the game who will, like, heal you up and stuff. It’s, like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and action-packed adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperCursedLand

    CreeperCursedLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner prankster and wreak havoc on your enemies in the most hilarious ways possible!

    Imagine trapping your nemesis in a never-ending loop of falling anvils or turning their entire base into a giant maze filled with exploding chickens. The possibilities are endless!

    Join us now and let your creativity run wild as you come up with the most outrageous curses to make your enemies regret ever crossing you. Who needs revenge when you have a Minecraft server full of devious tricks up your sleeve? Let the trolling begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HaderaCraft: No Fly Zone

    HaderaCraft: No Fly Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol so like, this server is so epic that even Israel had to close their airspace cuz they couldn’t handle the craziness happenin’ in the North! like, mobs be takin’ over and creepers be explodin’ everywhere! u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of the epicness and survive the chaos! plus, u might even see some flying pigs or talking cows, cuz this server is on a whole nother level of insanity! come join us and see for urself, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nebis MC

    Nebis MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Nebis MC, a simple Earth SMP. Wars, alliances, money, alcohol, we have it all. Join today for an unforgettable experience, together with the fun and friendly community.

    mc.nebis.pw

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dinosaurs

    Dinosaurs

    New Minecraft Servers

    new modpack with roaming dinosaurs! + extra ores for more armor and tools!JOIN THE DISCORD FOR THE MODPACK! MUST USE CURSEFORGE!!

    extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra,

    khaz.ftb.host

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hermit Ruins: Where Adults Cry and Ignore Each Other (no fancy stuff) 1.21

    Hermit Ruins: Where Adults Cry and Ignore Each Other (no fancy stuff) 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hermit Ruins Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Features Description
    Friendly People All members are kind, mature, and welcoming of all people.
    Vanilla Plus We have handpicked datapacks that add quality of life changes without game-breaking features.
    Mature Community Whitelisted server for a safe environment, recommended for players 16+.
    Redstone Ready Server running on 1.21 Fabric, optimized for redstone contraptions.
    Easy Connectivity 24/7 uptime, no mods required but Simple Voice Chat recommended for better communication.
    Fun Community projects, game nights, and server-wide events.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the discord link provided, fill out the application, and read the rules.
    What version is the server running on? The server is running on Minecraft 1.21 with Fabric.
    Are there any game-breaking plugins? No, the server only uses vanilla enhancements and datapacks.
    Is there a minimum age requirement? Players are recommended to be at least 16 years old.
    Are there scheduled maintenance times? The server is only down for routine backups throughout the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP