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DepressedCraft: Mind & Body
come join our epic minecraft server where depression is banned and happiness is mandatory! we have magical potions that will make you fly like a unicorn and build castles in the sky. plus, our resident therapist will give you virtual hugs and positive affirmations to keep the bad vibes away. forget about your physical conditions, our server will cure you with laughter and pixelated sunshine. join now and let’s build a world where depression is just a distant memory! -
SMP_MindVsBody: Mental or Physical? ๐ค
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server everrrrr. Like, the admins are all secretly unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from Mars.But wait, there’s more! The spawn town is actually a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
So, like, back to the question. Mental illness or physical illness? Ummmm, definitely physical illness because like, if you have a broken leg, you can just slap a bandage on it and keep mining for diamonds. But if you have a mental illness, you might start seeing Steve as a talking sheep or something. And that’s just not cool, man.
Join this server now and let’s build the most epic castle made entirely out of cake and rainbow blocks! YOLO, amirite?
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CraftyPlague: Infectiously Fun Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for the worst illness of all – boring gameplay! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – unless you catch a case of the “boring server blues”! -
FIL-LESS EATER’S REVENGE
Are you tired of dealing with loud chewers on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server and never worry about hearing the sound of someone munching on virtual food ever again. We guarantee a peaceful and quiet dining experience for all players.Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. Say goodbye to annoying eating noises and hello to a serene gaming environment. Plus, if you have any other phobias or triggers, we promise to accommodate them all. We even have a special “No Lip Smacking Zone” for those who just can’t handle it.
So come join us and leave the noisy chewers behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only crunch you’ll hear is from breaking blocks, not from someone chomping on virtual carrots.
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WIBTAH AxeCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most chaotic and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you want to hop on right away.Picture this: you’re working a grueling 12-hour shift with a bunch of dudes who just don’t seem to get it. One guy in particular keeps spraying AXE body spray, even though you’ve clearly told him you’re allergic. What does he do? Sprays it anyway, like a total jerk. Next thing you know, you’re covered in hives and feeling like a hot mess.
But fear not, on our server, you can get revenge in the most epic way possible. Swap out his body spray with perfume and watch the chaos unfold! Who knows what will happen next? Maybe he’ll turn into a unicorn or start speaking in rhymes. The possibilities are endless.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen. Just remember, revenge is best served in blocky pixel form. Let the games begin!
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Life360 DramaCraft
๐๐๐ WELCOME TO OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! ๐๐๐๐คช๐คฏ๐ฅณ Do you love drama? Do you love crazy family stories? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Join our server for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐งโ๐ง Meet our players, like Matt (21M) and his GF Selena (21F). They’ve got 2 babies, a food truck, and a whole lot of family drama! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness it all firsthand?
๐คฃ๐๐ Join us for epic battles, hilarious misadventures, and unexpected twists and turns. You’ll never know what to expect next on our server – just like Selena never expected to be removed from the life 360 account! ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ
๐ต๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง So, what are you waiting for? Join now and dive into the craziest Minecraft world you’ll ever experience. Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have family feuds and location sharing drama? It’s all here on our server – come join the fun! ๐๐คช๐ฎ
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CraftyTrade Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing sinking is your enemies in lava pits! forget about real world problems like tariffs and politics, come build a giant taco stand in the sky and sell tacos to villagers for emeralds! who needs a stable economy when you can ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of diamonds? plus, our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the market prices of all items. you never know what crazy deals they’ll offer next! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter! -
EnergyWarsMC
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in glitter. not to mention, our villagers are all trained in karate and will protect you from any zombie invasion.oh, and get this, the ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who wants to be your friend. like, he’ll give you piggyback rides around the end and help you mine for diamonds. it’s, like, totally epic.
also, our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. so, like, if you join our server, you’ll be living in a magical wonderland of awesomeness.
so, what are you waiting for? join now before the evil forces of the nether try to take over and turn everything into lava. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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SUPERMC server minecraft
We REALLYWORLD fans decided to make your server with a vulture at 1.16.5 it is completely ready you can play on it)
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