come join our epic minecraft server where we promise you will have DOUBLE the fun of any other server out there!! why settle for just one health condition when you can have TWO?!?! our players who have experienced childhood abuse have reported feeling more alive than ever as they battle their way through angina, arthritis, asthma, heart attacks, and depression in the virtual world of minecraft! join us now for a truly unforgettable experience filled with chaos, adventure, and maybe even a little therapy.
AbusedCraft: DoubleTroubleHealth
Crafty Minds Server
yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got all da craziest stuff goin on. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. and another time, we had a zombie apocalypse event where u had to survive waves of zombies with nothing but a carrot. it was nuts, man.also, our community is so lit, like we all support each other and have each other’s backs. we even have a therapy llama that u can talk to if u’re feeling down. ain’t no psychosomatic diseases gonna mess with us, we got llamas, man.
so come join us on dis server and let’s have a blast together. who needs real life when u can have all dis craziness in Minecraft, amirite?
MommaDrama Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama like this! Our server is a place where you can build, mine, and explore without any emotional baggage. No need to be a therapist here, just focus on crafting and surviving in our virtual world.We offer free therapy sessions in-game for all players who need to vent about their virtual problems. Our therapists are pixelated but they are great listeners! Plus, we have a waiting list that is shorter than the line at the virtual grocery store.
Don’t worry about neglecting your virtual health or hygiene, we have potions and enchanted armor to keep you in tip-top shape. And if you’re in debt with virtual diamonds, we can help you mine your way out of it.
Join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build your dream castle, explore hidden dungeons, and maybe even find some virtual therapy llamas along the way. Let’s mine away the stress together!
NoSleepSMP – Insomniac Edition
OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.One time, I stayed up for 72 hours straight on this server because I heard there was a rare diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs. I was so delirious from lack of sleep that I started hallucinating and thought I was actually in the game. I tried to ride a real-life pig around my house thinking it would fly like in Minecraft.
But seriously, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re trying to communicate with us through pixel art. It’s like a conspiracy theory mixed with a virtual reality experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the world. It’s lit, fam.
HolyHangryMomma
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s fasting schedule? Look no further! Our server is so extreme, you’ll feel like you’re fasting for 50 days straight just trying to survive in our crazy world.Join us and experience the thrill of skipping meals in-game while your character’s health takes a serious hit, just like your mom’s. We promise you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you try to protect your virtual family by fasting and praying in the game.
But be warned, our server is so intense that you might start questioning your own beliefs. Will you be able to resist the temptation to skip breakfast in real life after playing on our server? Only time will tell.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only thing more extreme than the gameplay is your mom’s devotion to fasting. And remember, God isn’t telling you to starve yourself in the game – He’s just listening to your prayers anytime, even if you’re eating a virtual feast.
Gen X Y Minecraft Mayhem
LOLZ come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we cure all ur mental and physical health issues with the power of BLOCKS and PIXELS!we got players who went from being total noobs to Minecraft pros in just one day! One guy even said he stopped eating tide pods after playing on our server!
we also have a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding bullet and jump higher than a kangaroo on steroids!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of wackiness and wellness on our Minecraft server! Your therapist will thank you!
GymBlocker Minecraft SMP
Bro, forget the gym, come join our Minecraft SMP instead! We have virtual workouts where you have to mine blocks and punch trees to get those gains. Plus, our server is so lit, we have a secret underground gym where you can battle mobs for your cardio. And don’t even get me started on our protein shake dispenser in the spawn area. It’s like, totally OP, bro. So what are you waiting for? Ditch the gym and join us for some epic Minecraft fitness fun!QuitSmoke4Years – Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are ex-smokers who quit puffin’ on them cancer sticks and now they’re livin’ their best smoke-free lives in the virtual world.Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of badass ex-smokers who kicked the habit and are now kickin’ butt in Minecraft. We got crazy stories like Steve who quit smoking by eating nothing but raw broccoli for a month straight, or Sarah who quit by skydiving into a volcano and emerging reborn like a phoenix.
So if you wanna join a server where the only thing we’re smokin’ is creepers and the only addiction we have is to building epic structures, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the secret to quitting smoking in the world of blocks and pixels. Stay lit, my dudes!
DepressedCraft: Mind & Body
come join our epic minecraft server where depression is banned and happiness is mandatory! we have magical potions that will make you fly like a unicorn and build castles in the sky. plus, our resident therapist will give you virtual hugs and positive affirmations to keep the bad vibes away. forget about your physical conditions, our server will cure you with laughter and pixelated sunshine. join now and let’s build a world where depression is just a distant memory!BlockyBedroomFun
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to mine alone again! Our community is full of players ready to dig deep and explore together. Who needs a partner in real life when you can have a Minecraft buddy to share your diamonds with?Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about your sex life again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even bring your Minecraft crush to life! So why wait? Join now and let the adventure begin!