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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9729 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!