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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7687 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 4728 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, so epic that it’s, like, beyond your wildest dreams? well, this server is, like, the one for you, bro!
imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. that’s, like, the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on this server.
not only that, but we have, like, the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. we’re talking giant castles made entirely out of diamond blocks and roller coasters that go through the nether. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground society of villagers who have their own currency and economy? yeah, it’s, like, a whole other world down there.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, out of this world, then, like, come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
