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PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

21f, animal cruelty, cleanliness, county dump, cruel and unusual punishment, DAUGHTER, Emotional support, Empathy, family, Help, legal trouble, neglected animals, parenting, physical distance, probation, Promise, PunishCraft, punishment, room, shower, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	75	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Emeralds Found:	5464
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	192
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

WeddingSnubbedCraft

colleague conflicts, communication breakdown, coworker relationships, department dynamics, exclusion, hurt feelings, interpersonal conflicts, office politics, professional relationships, social dynamics, social exclusion, team communication, team dynamics, Wedding celebration, wedding guest list, wedding invite, WeddingSnubbedCraft, work environment, work events, workplace drama, workplace etiquette

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being left out like the last block in a game of Tetris? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited, even the chickens!

Picture this: a wedding where the bride personally tells everyone in the department they can’t come because they want to keep it small. But wait, there’s more! Turns out, they were just trying to save money and didn’t want to spend extravagantly. Meanwhile, the bride’s face changes faster than a creeper exploding when she finds out someone spilled the beans about not being invited.

But wait, there’s even more drama! A dinner celebration where you contribute to the gift, only to find out you can’t attend because of a trip overseas. And guess what? No one even considered changing the date for you. It’s like being stuck in a never-ending loop of social exclusion.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because here, everyone is welcome, even if you’re the square peg in a round hole. Build your own world where you’re the VIP, no exclusions allowed. Let’s turn those awkward office moments into epic block-building adventures!

DumbOlympicSport Minecraft SMP

Absurd, athletes, BIZARRE, Competition, controversial, DumbOlympicSport, Entertaining, funny, least popular, long tail tag, Minecraft, odd, Olympic sport, olympics, Ridiculous, smp, sports, strange, Stupidest, Unconventional, unpopular, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like the Olympics of Minecraft, but with a twist – we have the stupidest Olympic sports you’ve ever seen! From synchronized sheep shearing to underwater pumpkin carving, we guarantee you’ve never experienced anything like this before. Join us for a chance to prove your skills in the most ridiculous challenges and laugh your way to victory! Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of the dumbest sport in Minecraft history! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your dignity too)!

BlockBros: Pain to Gain!

Adversity, BlockBros, Challenges, Character development, coping mechanisms, difficult situation, emotional growth, gain, growth after hardship, growth mindset., introspection, life lessons, Men, mental toughness, Pain, perseverance, personal growth, reddit, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8502	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mines Excavated:	2320	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	491938	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, have we got the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens starts attacking you. But fear not, because on our server, chickens are actually trained ninjas sent by the evil Chicken Overlord to test your combat skills. Can you defeat them and claim their feathers as trophies?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special feature where every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. One minute you’re a cow, the next you’re a creeper trying to blow up your friends. It’s chaotic, it’s unpredictable, and it’s hilarious!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling ninja chickens and the absurdity of being a cow with a pickaxe? Join us now and let the madness begin!

IranCraft Server: ThursFriAttack

Attack, expected, FRIDAY, IranCraft, Iranian, Israel, long tail, may come, Officials, Server, tags, THURSDAY, ThursFriAttack

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the impending Iranian attack on Israel! Build your fortress, gather resources, and prepare for battle in a world where anything is possible! Who needs real life drama when you can create your own chaos in the virtual world? Join now and let’s survive together!

Begum’s Blocky Adventure

Adventure, appeal denied, Begums, blocky, British citizen, British citizenship, British court, British justice system, citizenship, court ruling, extremism, final decision, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, ISIS bride, legal battle, legal case, national security, Shamima Begum, Terrorism, UK citizenship, UK court, UK LAW

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

so like, u know how shamima begum is like, tryna come back to the uk but they keep sayin no? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server, then u gotta join this one! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits at anyone who tries to grief ur build. so come on down and escape the real world drama with us!

TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs

bugs, Cancer prevention, cancer research, carcinogens, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, colorectal tumors, Damage, Dna, DNA damage, DNA sequencing, environmental factors, genetic analysis, genetic mutations, genetic risk factors, Gut, gut bacteria, Microbiome, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, public health, smoking, tobacco, TobaccoCraft, tumor development

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	184
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the biggest ever genetic analysis of colorectal cancer! we found out that tobacco and gut bacteria are causing all the DNA damage, but don’t worry, we have potions to protect you from those nasty cancer-causing critters! join us and fight off the evil tobacco and bacteria mobs while building your own epic base and battling other players in epic PvP battles! plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting to be discovered! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

Room Reno Minecraft Server

accessories, bedroom makeover, budget-friendly, color scheme, Creative, decor, Design ideas, diy, Furniture, home improvement, inspiration, interior design, lighting, Minecraft, organization, Redecorating, RENO, renovation, room, Server, Tips, Tricks, Upgrade

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8625	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring room upgrades again! Our virtual interior designers are top-notch and can turn your pixelated shack into a luxurious palace fit for a Minecraft king. Need a lava pit for a jacuzzi? We got you covered. Want a pet dragon to guard your diamond stash? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). So come on in and let’s make your room the envy of all your blocky friends!

The iDOLM@STER SMP Craze

cd, character birthdays, Cinderella Girls, collab, collaboration, Crazeliul, english wiki, event dates, gacha dates, idolm@ster general, idolmaster, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, interview, japanese news, maintenance, material translations, merch, mini game, music downloads, shiny colors, smp, Stream, ulliThe, Vtuber

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play!

Imagine building a house with your friends while dodging creepers and zombies, only to have a surprise visit from a group of singing idols who want to join your server! Will you team up with them to defeat the Ender Dragon, or will you challenge them to a dance-off in the Nether?

With events like CG Manami’s birthday bash in 2024 and the SC x Oshi no Ko collab, there’s never a dull moment on this server. Plus, don’t miss out on the chance to unlock idol profiles by playing the Daifugo mini-game or discovering shocking family secrets like Hana’s little brother and Sakuya’s deceased parents (yikes)!

But that’s not all – we’ve got wet t-shirt competitions, dry t-shirt promotions, and even a digital pre-release of the hit song “mellow mellow” to keep you entertained. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Cats, Dogs, Bunnies, and Squirrels gang for some wild shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CraftyControl Minecraft Server

abandonment, anger, Apology, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, confession, Confrontation, control, CraftyControl, DATING, family, fixated, forgiveness, friendship, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Obsession, reconciliation, Server, trip, worry

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and love triangles are just part of the game! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of our player who confessed his love to his childhood crush, only to be left heartbroken when she started dating someone else.

But that’s not all – we have golf trips, phone confiscations, and angry confrontations waiting for you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? And hey, if you’re a literal bastard like our player, don’t worry – we welcome all kinds here, even those with mysterious parentage.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures? Come on in and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of Minecraft!

StepParentSassCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, husband, Insecurity, mother figure, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother, StepParentSassCraft, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Animals Bred:	135
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws staying over? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for family dynamics, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).

We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.

So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!